Knowing there might be a few loyalists left over from the last regime, I put a special non-toxic formula in the water supply that turns only their hair florecent green (same color as last ruler), which my subjects/friends are driven into a multavian frenzy by (bad memeries). You are destroyed, wherafter we build funny looking caveat totems from your bones as a warning to the others. Then we send out for the best pizza in the world..."Long live good king monkeyburn!"

Because I'm new to the forum, and have no namesake dwelling; I've decided to dig impenetrable tunnels called "Sub Kungurs".

"What do you want to be called?"

"SURPRISE!"....Once thinking I fell into the valcanic shaft with every one on earth, I actually fell into an ice cave. While thawing for the past billion years. I've devised a special explosive that looks like dirt. The same used to build your kingdom. One night while sitting on your potty thrown you reach for the toilet paper, and pulling it you notice writting "Bye-Bye"...To yourself you say "Bye-Bye?" then hear "CLICK-BOOM"...I give your surviving subjects long forgotten knowledge and treat them all to free internet. "I am King".

I already took that into consideration...Fact: 1. Everybody was fighting over the hill. 2. Everybody fell into the lava "ssss-aaah!". 3. A ruling monarch must have subjects. 4. If I survived you would be king. 5. I still win, because in the finality. You will grow old, dry up and blow away like the dust beneath your now dirty with shamed feet. And while the roaches are chewing on the last bits of protein that cling to your stark bones, they will resound "This meal was provided for by monkeyburn. He was truly King of the Hill"..... :)

While all of you have been fighting over the hill, I've been digging a tunnel upward through the center of it, which is connected to a valcanic lava shaft. Eventually, your total body weighs cause the precipice of your fight mount to collapse, sending all including myself, to our untimely magma demise....You see, in the end I win, because I'm the only one who knows why it happened...Therefore, "I AM KING OF THE HILL!!!!!"

A villa in Marseilles... :rolleyes:

"Correction...Only 3 are supplies."

"Honk-Honk-Honk-Cluck-Cluck-Cluck-Honk-Cluck-Honk-Cluck-Cluck-Honk-Honk-Cluck!!!!"

"Now that's a scary thought...Running Geese and Flying Chickens having it out in Kungar."

"I really want to apologise for that...I know poultry can be some serious business!"

If we win, can we say "We Beat The Flying Chickens"...?

......That's all I gota say about that......

Too short for tall people, and too tall for short people..."Yes, is the answer?"

Evidently, you haven't seen my Thunder in the "What if?" thread of the Off-Topic Discussion........ :)

Good one..."They'll never be another delay again"... :o

:fire_r: :fire_l:

"BOOM" "BOOM"----"BOOM" "BOOM"----"BOOM" "BOOM"----"BOOM" "BOOM"............ :D

Actually, even though I'm new to computers, I have a very old one and did this with a prehistoric version of paint...I don't know what photoshop is, but I will look into it -if not too costly...Unless that was an offer. :rolleyes:

That's "BURN" not "BUM"...There's a big difference!

The MX-355 Snotty Turret is a good selection..."Just be careful not to get too close to your opponent, or the splash-back will have the same effect." I've seen more than one tank, with its occupant chin wipers spinning in circles that didn't pay careful attention to the armament manual..."Just incase, a box of tissue will be included with every purchase."

To everyone that help me with my image posting problem....."THANKS".....Problem solved. :fire_r: :tank: :fire_l: