Nah Dawg, I'm not Flower. I'm just a cheap substitute, since he hasn't been around.

Shuddup. You are breaking countless rules and your not even in the right place. Be gone.

Very good, this will help get rid of some of those un-wanted trolls out there. Such nasty fellows.

Latvian, I almost didn't mention you. You aren't a troll; your a pointless spammer. Trolls are intellectually advanced people who are good at making jokes and 'trolling'. And yes, CheapPlasticFlower is a troll.

Best Troll Awards So far this year we have had a great many good trolls. A few of the best have been picked and will be awarded. ---- 5th Best Troll goes to... 4th Best Troll goes to... @skitee 3th Best Troll goes to... @Cheap_Plastic_Troll 2nd Best Troll goes to... @Contaminated 1st Best Troll goes to......... @cheap_plastic_flower Honorable Mentions... @splitterpoint @latvian_killer Thank you, and keep up the good work. ~CPT

Sei un niubbo molto grande. Nemmeno un troll buono.

Не могли бы вы говорить по-английски?

No... you get banned. But since your a hacker, you just un-ban yourself. Silly noob.

This is truly a masterpiece. Never in all my years have I been moved so deeply as I just was. Bravo Contam, you are a genius; pulling out the old yellow chimpanzee trick. ^_^

Me at your service.

Cons lost doritos... wub wub wub... do the harlem shake! Ey ey boooom.

Your sarcasm is overwhelming.

....in a sleeping-bag.

Can't make everyone happy. It's especially hard to make female lizards who can't even spell there own species names happy.

Mmm... I sure do love threads like these. '-' ----- Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Bump!

I'm beating all you silly noobs... Ehehe.... 69. Swagar

YUSSSS Rank up sooon! Immma bosss.

Give a name of a tankman/women that you know in real life as well as on tanki. For me it would have to be Nobody at all cause I'm a loser ~CPT

Bumpppp!

I just don't have room here to give the full explanation, though I'll try my best to. You see it was the chickens day off and he wanted to do something special. The chicken worked at a human factory. Everyday new freshly killed humans would be sent to the chicken factory in large crates. The first station (called the 'gutting station') would chop up the humans into large pieces and send them to station two (called the 'cleaning station'). At the cleaning station the human pieces would be dropped into a boiling mixture of olive oil, mayonnaise, ketchup, jam & nutella. Then the human parts would be taken out and sent to Station Three (the 'drying station'). The human parts would dry on clothes racks and then be sent to the packaging station, packaged and sent off to supermarkets for daddy chickens to bring home to their families for supper. So the chicken was singing his favorite song which went a little like this "Я люблю есть сырые пролива гусей из духовки. Woah oah oah." Just as he was singing.... the chicken saw a sign on a store window just across the street that said "Deep-fried Human 50% Off." The chicken raced across the road so fast that he didn't see the truck coming and he was struck and killed. R.I.P Mr. Chicken. 1897 ~ 1956 (You sure did taste good though.)

Hello there old friend. May the toads be ever in your favor.

E=mc2 is a version of Einstein's famous Relativity equation. Specifically, it means that Energy is equal to Mass times the speed of light squared. In essence, it states that there is an equivalence between mass and energy. This simple statement has many profound implications... such as no object with mass can ever go faster than the speed of light! That is why you should sell your dog.

There are too many trolls around these days. Please ban all the trolls. They're no fun, let's get rid of the trolls. Sincerely, Mr. Cheap P Troll.

I've just reached the dinner table. Now I shall eat, I'm having fish slobber for dinner. Yummm.