I want my Tundra 2 back also! Tanki, why did you take away tundra 2!!!

I like listenign to myself sing, I'm very talented and I'm better than Adele. When you hear my voice all of your organs will cry out wishing they could be more like me. My newest album ~ Trollex - Scary Gnomes and Nice Elf's is available on iTunes currently.

My railgun doesn't give me healing points. Why tanki, why!?

Corny jokes are like corn, except there not funny.

I love re-balacne so much, she popped the question. Were getting married, the marrige will be January 32 12:65 PM. :)

Definition ~ What or which person or people: "who is that woman?". Used to introduce a clause giving further information about a person or people previously mentioned: "the mouse who married the playboy". Definition ~ Feel concern or interest; attach importance to something: "they don't care about human life". ~CPT

Remeber, if the door hits you on the way out. Make sure to do it again to get an impressive bruise on your backside.

No, its morning in sector 22.5 of trollopia. See I live in 19.7 so naturally the sun is just setting and I'm eating some elf ears for supper.

I'm not sure, but naturaly I'm an expert. The number π (/paɪ/) is a mathematical constant that is the ratio of a circle's circumference to itsdiameter, and is approximately equal to 3.14159. It has been represented by the Greek letter "π" since the mid-18th century, though it also sometimes written as pi. π is an irrational number, which means that it cannot be expressed exactly as a ratio of two integers (such as 22/7 or other fractions that are commonly used to approximate π); consequently, its decimal representation never ends and never repeats.

Get this in your head. I am right, follow me, obey me. Kill me! ~CPT

You'll never be a real troll. You probably live in elf kingdom or the gnome kingdom. sincerely, CPT

4164.34 Meters. (Trolls are heavy.)

I'm the origin of BOSS. You can call me CPT. I'm more BOSS than you'll ever be. I've made people so insane from my trolling that they've gotten out of the shower. Eat Dirt. ~CPT

I'm just here to tell you that I am myself! Have a horrible evening! ~CPT :D