What is your real name, I want to sue you for using hyponatisation to cause self damage of property, and the use of dark magic...

If only I could use this name:

I did, and I sad put them on at 2 times, So everyone gets to play them.

With the Release of DM tournaments, I was exited to play them, but it turns out that I can't, because they are only on at around 9pm to like 11pm or something. Which means I am Asleep when they are on, and unless I get up in the middle of the night I can't play them. I live on the east side of Australia, UTC +10 I think. (or +11) Please Fix this, make them start immediately after server restart then last until about 5 o'clock my time. then they can start again at the time they currently are at. I am sure that they are currently at the best time for Russians, but If Russians are the only ones that get to play them, that is a bit unfair.

11 RK's, and 36 DA cost 3 450 crystals in total. A Gold box gives you 1000 crystals. There is a Problem.

Today I thought of a problem which needs clarifying, I got a Mission to collect 1 Gold Box, with a reward of 11 repair kits and 36 Double Armour. Can you use the new Gold Box Supply to compete this Mission? Proof:

Update on my Situation. Only Server EN5 works for me. (and it loads instantly) Server EN4 does not work at all Server EN3 takes year to load So, The good thing is I can play on EN5, but on my 2 main account, there are no battles that they can play in. Even after the server restart it is still stuffed. Please fix Announcement: Server EN4 is broken It is difficult to join and any battle you try and join in it will disconnect you. Please use other game servers First Sergeants, Sergeant-Majors or Master Sergeants Please use EN5 Warrant Officer 1/2/3 Please use EN3 Announcement: Server EN3 is also broken When you try and join you will be disconnected Please use other game servers Warrant Officer 1/2/3/4/5 Please use EN2 or, Warrant Officer 1/2 have the option to use EN5 As far as i can tell, it may just be me. I cannot join any battles on any of my accounts. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP

Unable to join servers: Currently, it has been impossible for me to join servers, (in other words, the entire game) It started by taking more than 10 minutes of loading (and lots of refreshing) to get to the log in screen (i have emptied my cache about 12 times). Then once i had logged in, it was 10 more minutes of loading, and when ever it had completed loading, it came up with, "Connection Closed by server". I decided to manually change the server number in the URL, and I finnally made it onto server 5. I have had many loading problems though. Can you please fix

49 What is the record? Has it ever got to 50??

Ok, because this is getting silly I am allowing myself to change what the text is. It is now: "Why is this topic not closed for inactivity yet?"

@simonkid @GoldRock How do you keep an unintelligent person in suspense? Answer :)

Recently, I have been hearing a lot about all the things that people don't like about Tanki Online. So I thought it might be nice to tell the Tanki Online developers (Or anyone) what makes this game so good, what they do right. (Moderators, feel free to move this to a more relevant section of the forum if you feel like it, and delete this message while your at it) I like the "Battle Awarness" of the game. In comparison to other FPS style games I feel like Tanki Online is the best when it comes to knowing what is going on, in terms of flag captures and control point captures out of any game, including the big names. There are so many games where you will find yourself having no idea wether or not your flag has been taken, but Tanki Online is different. Not completely "Pay to Win" Well, it is kind of, but unless you count a fairly useless paint, Premium does not help you in any way to do better in battles in terms of coming first. Yes it helps you to rank up and get crystals faster, but who actually cares? It's not like getting to the last rank is "Winning" the game, Tanki Online is about GETTING to the last rank and then slowly getting everything XT. Premium just ruins the experience. Developers actually care about us, and listen. Although it may not seem like it, it is true when you look at other games, and the fact that not many other games have a Video Blog every week. Very few glitches. I have never found an overly game destroying glitch, my account has never had crystals lost, disappeared items, and even if you try you can not do duplication glitches on crystals. Very well set out lobby. I have played Tanki Online for so long that the battle screen looks like home to me. I like the fact that you can see all the battles on your server (that you can play in) and it just feels like it's all there. Good physics. The fact that you can stack tanks successfully is an achievement in it's self. Funny ideas. Parkour with TANKS? Stacking tanks on top of each other to get on a building? It may sound normal to you now but the first time I ever saw a parkour video of parkour in bobruisk, (back with the old graphics) I couldn't stop laughing of how stupid the idea was. Now go write down all the things you like about Tanki Online and cheer the Developers up

It_Is_TiMe_To_Win Has now beaten homie in the most Achivement unlocked, 116, in comparison to 115, from Homie. I also think he is the only player to have gotten a 500 000 XP with a turret award, having got 500 000 XP with smoky

Tanki Online is currently unplayable for me. Whenever i start the game up, it at first would come up with a blank white screen, now it is going to the first loading bar, but it has been loading for 20 minutes and has not yet broken the 96% margin. I have reset my cache, cleared ALL internet data, and even gone onto another computer, but there is no hope. I just can't get into the game, it keeps stopping at the 96% mark. On the second time i tried it, i came up with an error message, now this time it says the server connecting is closed Edit. It has finally got to the log in screen. It may be working again.

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Tanki Online is the best game in the whole world

I am not trying to encourage spam, but this Forum game is designed to try and reply as quick as possible with the current text. Basically you must try and retype (not quote) the "text" as quick as you can, so as soon as one person replies, you have to do the same as fast as you can. Regular Forum Game rules apply, including no posting twice in a row The "Text" The text is just a sentence that is created that you must re type. Only Moderators can change what the text is. I will start out with the text as this: You must re type this "Text" "Tanki Online is the best game in the whole world"

I have 7 ideas for New turrets, and the names are subject to change. 7. Arty Range: In between Shaft and The oblivion :P Features: Simple, an indirect fire artillery cannon, has a bullet speed of 30 MPS, and can deal up to 300 hp per shot at M3 50/50 upgrades. Has a reload time of 10 seconds at max upgrade, and when fired not in topographic mode (like world of tanks but without the "aim time" feature) it will have no auto aim, so it must be aimed very carefully. That's it! Go look for the others to read (pretty sure they are all on page 80)

I have 7 ideas for New turrets, and the names are subject to change. 6. Rocky Range: In between Ray (look up) and Railgun Features: essentially a rocket lancher that fires guiderble rockets, or a secondary rocket shooter that shoots low damage rockets straight and unguiderble. This Turret would work by pressing space. By pressing space it lights a little fire that will catch onto the main rocket in 1.5 seconds. If space is released before this then the secondary rocket will be fired instead. When the main rocket is fired it will have a charge time of 15 seconds and an initial damage of 100, that charges up to 170 in 3 seconds after firing, then will go down evenly for the remaining 12 seconds, when once it has run out of charge it will fall to the ground and not explode*. The rocket will have a speed of 15 metres per second and 120 hp*. It will be difficult to control and the speed boost supply will increase the rockets speed, as well as the double armour increasing it's health. If you haven't noticed yet it is possible to shoot the rocket down. *Any sentence with this in it means that the statistics are balanced for existing M3 50/50 micro-upgrades. Only one more after this! Go look for it

I have 7 ideas for New turrets, and the names are subject to change. 5. Ray <- Pretty terrible name Range: In between Thunder and Rocky (another gun I will mention) Features: Can be used in two ways, either a lazer gun thing, or a microwave radiation reflector. To use is simple, hold down space and you will have 8 seconds (plus or minus) of a lazer that will shoot up to 60 metres where it stops doing damage, but like smoky the lazer beam will continue on forever. Once you have started firing you will not be able to stop until the 8 seconds are up. Deals average damage but less than Shock* and Vulcan. The other firing mode is initiated by double pressing space, and when performed a large reflector dish (or curved rectangle) will fold out from the back and the lazer shooting barrel will turn around to reflect off the dish. This will take about 2 seconds to finish setting up. Once that has happened you will have 8 seconds of firing a massive 30 degree microwave radiation array over the landscape that goes for 60 metres and is not stopped by objects such as brick walls or trees. It will deal low amounts of damage and in the 8 seconds it will only be able to deal 97% hp to a wasp, but it can damage heaps of tanks at a time. Like in the Lazer beam mode, you will not be able to stop it from firing and you will move at 25% speed. But if you wish you can press space and it will rotate the laser shooting barrel back to the forward facing position, but you will still move at 25% speed and the dish will stay out until the 8 seconds are up. I actually got this idea from a real weapon that is used by the U.S. Military. Their's is used to repel people from secret military bases by burning their skin. *Shock is a another turret idea, go look for it on page 80 of this topic Stay tuned or go find some of my other 7 ideas

It has a much shorter range and will charge without you having to hold down space.

I am aware that it isn't realistic, but at least they could put in some sort of realism into the one gun that could actually exist in real life

I have 7 ideas for New turrets, and the names are subject to change 4: Shock Range: Between Twins and Ricochet Features: An electric beam that has a charge similar to that of firebird freeze and Isida, that fires out and hits tanks. The stream can also connect to any nearby tanks to deal them damage. This is different to the conventional version of this because my idea suggests that tanks connected will tank MORE damage than the original tank being shot at. Also it could include some features meaning if a loop of electricity it made, everyone in it is destroyed instantly More coming tomorrow!

I have 7 ideas for New turrets, and the names are subject to change. 3. Discharge Range: In between Hammer and Twins Features: A gun of choice, allows you to let it charge up to deal great amounts of damage per shot but you have to wait longer, or to hold down space and spam low damage shots at 700 RPM. Very simple but great debates could rise over how to use it best. (No matter how often you press space it will still deal the same Damager per minute.)

I have 7 ideas for New turrets, and the names are subject to change. 2: Guiderail (Or Guide-Rail) Range: inbetween Pound (look up for details) and Hammer Features: Selfguided rounds that fly towards the nearest tank It's pretty simple, a short range turret that deals low damage in comparison to some others, but it is extremely difficult to miss. This turret would fire 5 rounds very rapidly, then it would take a second or two to reload. That's it! Only thing more to add is that it could have a little statilite dish that spins around as if it is collection information on nearby enemy tanks Stay tuned or look for more of my 7 ideas