You need to play more games. The event was okay, but I wouldn't call it the best gaming day of my life.

13%? I'm waiting for a 99% off sale.

Impossible.

Yay! New reporters! Delay the paper as long as you need, just please make sure to take your time with the reporter selection process.

Y'know what? I caught a gold yesterday so I'm happy.

Even the spenders don't like this one. XD

I noticed there's not a lot of reporters, most of the articles are written by two or three reporters. Maybe a good idea would be getting a lot more reporters to write fewer articles. You're wearing the few reporters you have thin.

I know, it's a bit short, but that way it gets to the point quickly.

Once upon a time, in ancient Rome, the great Emperor Vorik held a challenge between his three toughest gladiators. These three gladiators each had very different battle strategies, each, however, won an impressive number of battles. The first brought his physical prowess to the battle, his strength defeated many an opponent. He could run the fastest, lift the most, and withstand great torture. The second brought his wisdom, he could outsmart any opponent. With his mind some say he could even predict the outcome of a battle before a single sword was drawn. The third brought a satchel of gold coins, and completely flattened the other two.

While, yes, in fact, what I have created is a run-on sentence, this is not English class, and I do not claim to be an English professor, but, seeing as we are playing the "let's correct each others grammar" game, I have noticed you used the word "runon", which, in fact, is not a word at all, instead, the word run-on should have been used in its place, so, before you attempt to humiliate me with your off-topic grammar criticism, it might be worth taking the time to double-check your own posts, also, "I might take time to say" just seems off to me, but, seeing as you're the grammar genius, you tell me what's wrong with it. Anyways that was off-topic, so to bring this back on-topic, article bad.

And I didn't even notice the sale reduction, it was just how appallingly bad the article was that bothered me, didn't even care much about the sale, and the fact the other reporters came in here to try and back him up, just made the whole paper look worse.

Wrong.

Ah, thanks for the clarification.

For those of you who don't know any 'RicoQueen', there's a good reason. 5 posts and ranked Gefreiter

You need to upload it to imgur, copy the text in the 'direct link' box, go to the forums, click the add image button and paste the text.

Wallet warrior. Mustang.

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1272 As if the outcome of this was not obvious at the beginning.

-197 I almost joined the kids team, then I was like "Oops, I forgot".

Yes. The person below me loves AK-47s.

Yes!

Oh, XD, missed that, thanks.