This is painful to watch.

Anyone with a full armory of m0 tanks.

Mine. And when I rank up, my new rank emblem will become the coolest.

Needs no explanation. Lasers+Sharks? You can't beat it.

XD, your wallet has survived to live another day.

Only in the movies, if aliens had warp-capable technology, conquering us would likely feel like stomping on ants to the aliens.

Logic based on the real meaning of the word 'pro', or its non shortened form, 'professional'.

Ding ding ding! That would be correct!

Question 1: No, Tanki lies, Railgun is for all with enough crystals. Question 2: Drugs.

Hello Tankers! I have come up with a simple (very simple, in fact) questionnaire, to help you figure out whether or not you are, in fact, among the elite group of Tanki players known as "pros". From this day forward you shall be properly educated on whether or not you may refer to yourself as a true pro. Questionnaire : Question 1: Has Tanki or Alternativa Studios ever paid your salary, your living expenses or even your rent, for the act of playing their game. Has Tanki even given you any cash whatsoever for your exploits in their game? Questionnaire complete! Have you answered "no" to any of the above questions? Then you are, NOT in fact a "pro". Looks like your stuck in the same group as the rest of us, sorry. :\ pro·fes·sion·al [prəˈfeSHənl] ADJECTIVE of, relating to, or connected with a profession: "young professional people" synonyms: white-collar · nonmanual (of a person) engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation rather than as a pastime: "a professional boxer" synonyms: paid · salaried --Oxford Dictionary

Obesity

Thanks everyone, today I had some time to work on replacing the center arms:

I really like the Borg, they have large menacing warships and technology that makes them tough to destroy, but the Shivans from freespace2 have the best ships I think, a decent sized fleet can cause a sun to go supernova, so, not bad.

Don't worry, it seems Tanki changes which wep is OPed every 2 months, just wait a bit.

I don't agree with the people whining that they didn't place high enough either, but he's just being downright obnoxious, and I'm sure the extra large font is there only to assist those with poor vision. I can be incredibly irritating without breaking any rules as well, but that doesn't mean I should be. I'm surprised someone from the newspaper agrees with his post. Are all the staff like him? Do you want people to think your staff acts like him?

I'm, uh, far less dramatic than any of these.

Haha, people will drug excessively on the winning side in a 100-1 score battle just to grab a few extra points to climb the leader-board, if you don't shoot down that flipped tank for points, someone else will.

Pretty sure you're making half this stuff up.

Yeeeaaahhhh, let's see how long your precious newspaper mod tag lasts now.

Thank you very much both of you, I have worked on the spaceship a little more:

Have a couple of projects I'm working on, some critiques would be nice as some of it's for contests: This second one is in VERY early stages, it's going to be an alien spaceship:'

I'm disappointed there isn't another graphics contest this newspaper, it's probably what half of us read the Tanki newspaper for. XD

130 Your losing!!!!!

hirl123 is banned for a decade, he did not give me any cake. >>>----Rules----->

We all have mobile phones? Someone forgot to tell me!