Yes. Have you ever burned your schoolbooks? I have. :D

*textbook hits LaserShark in the head, making him hate school even more, so he burns it* *drops a minigun*

... a classified planet you should never know about. People should make all buildings out of...

What's that? Nope. Have you ever tried to build your own perpetual motion device?

I would rather be a private with M3s, that would be so fun in the low ranked battles, those other poor privates. XD Would you rather get invaded by a large amount of space zombies or be forced to live in the insides of a decaying beached whale for a month?

Nope, of course not, I would be delighted to take all the metal from the moon and have aliens over for dinner and feed them blue cheese dressing that came from your house, just so long as I don't have to eat it. Are you afraid of the president of some unknown tiny country from the pacific ocean randomly coming for a visit and living in your house for a month, making it his own personal palace for the time being?

Yes, I like this topic because it allows me to ask many different kinds of questions, which is fun. Do you generally like candy that's been flavored to taste like a different kind of candy that it isn't? For example, candy corn flavored Oreos or bubblegum flavored Tootsie rolls.

I would rather eat a fast food dinner, only because I haven't had any fast food dinners in like months so, yeah. Would you rather eat a smelly dead fish raw after a brown bear took a large bite out of it, or would you rather get bit by a Komodo dragon, whose bite is dangerous due to the fact you'll likely get infected due to the large amount of dangerous bacteria that lives in its mouth?

Not me. Would you like it if suddenly your rank was changed to generalissimo without any crystals, hulls, turrets or drugs given to you?

...they cost too much. The ocean should be emptied and filled with...

I don't know you, but by your post count it seems like I should :|.

... so everyone put on your drugs! Wouldn't it be nice if our atmosphere was replaced with...

Nope, I don't sit under enough trees I guess. Have you ever wanted to own your very own nuclear warhead, just for the pure enjoyment of owning your own nuclear warhead?

The survival weapon to my right is a picture of coral to help me survive doomsday! Yeeeess!!

I have no friends. So nothing. What would you do if the sky was a disgusting shade of purple?

It lands on Lasersharks head and blocks his vision and Lasershark runs into a tree and hurts his head, now he has to go to the hospital. *drops a small planet*

I am older than one year old and younger then three-hundred thousand years old. Have you ever wanted to achieve global domination?

Audi, cause they look neater. Would you rather go lava surfing or jump from a plane with no parachute, just a wing-suit.

No, what's wrong with eating dog? Are you afraid of the space zombies?

*LaserShark catches the smartphone and keeps it, because he doesn't have one* *Drops a large mango*

Yes, but maybe not if it was only like 5 mins or something, if it was a good thread. Haha. Don't you hate it when someone decides to replace all of earths buildings with huge coconuts, so every time you enter a building there's only one large dome shaped room that smells like coconut, at least the walls are edible?

I would rather have a Samsung, for no other reason than just because it's a Samsung. Would you rather eat an entire slice of blue cheese that's over two inches thick or would you rather eat an ant?

I would do nothing, I don't go to school. What would you do if the entire earth was gradually being replaced with celery?

... that crazy scientist who decided to turn the earth into blue cheese? The chicken who crossed the road soon became...

I would do absolutely nothing. What would you do if some crazy scientist decided to make a giant machine that gradually takes earths atmosphere and changes it into blue cheese?