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    Micro-upgrades in progress

    Friends system should be out there first. That should be very soon.
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    Tanki Picture of the Day - Have any?

    Nice! But you barely have any!
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    Update

    Please take away with post too^
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    US vs. UK Battle

    LeBum and I are colleagues and I can confirm that he lives in the U.S..
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    [Forum Game] The Hypocrite Game

    Wow! Really? You added extra "o"s? That right there is why the world is going down! That wasn't very smart at all! Here's what you might say next, "Yes, it kind of is smart", well guess what!? Nooooooooo, it's not!
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    US vs. UK Battle

    That's fine! :)
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    Staff having fun

    You too!
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    Question to Moderators

    No, I helped him. At least, I directed him.
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    The wasp that almost wouldn't die

    Yeah, I've seen this glitch on Test Server!
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    US vs. UK Battle

    um....Micah? Hope you don't mind putting D_I_T_C_H_2 on the American side? :huh: Because he's an American :P
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    Staff having fun

    Great! Can't wait to join!
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    Staff having fun

    Oh, c'mon! It's going to be epic! Crystals are payed for fun!
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    [Forum Game] The Hypocrite Game

    *sigh*, did you really just mix a "!" and a "?"? As a former teacher, I hate that! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
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    firebird color change

    I already put it on Feedback. It's awaiting moderation, but it will come any hour here. It looks like this:
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    Firebird's old colors

    I agree! I loved the old fire colors back in October and August! I came into this game with my main account LOVING this game and I felt so good with Firebird m2. That purple was amazing! I couldn't wait for Firebird m3! A couple days after I bought Firebird m2, it was red, and I thought they down-graded my weapon to m1 or m0 Firebird. I couldn't believe it! I got Firebird m3 when I could (First Sergeant), but it wasn't enough. However, they shouldn't make Firebird m3 be light blue! It looks to much like Freeze! Make it Green!
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    Staff having fun

    Nope, I don't mind playing an epic battle, if I have to pay 500 crystals. Crystals are meant for fun, upgrading your weapon/hull is fun! Well, playing a no-supplies battle with Staff is also fun!
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    Masters of Parkour - discussion

    I think @SoOoByA got the most votes total (good and bad) on the 6th video here.
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    Micro-upgrades in progress

    Go to the apple store and they'll fix it.
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    Staff having fun

    Awesome!
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    [Forum Game] CTRL+V

    As it's July 4th... To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron , will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary'). 2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.' 3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. 4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse. 5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. 6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour. 7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it. 8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar. 9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion. 10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater. 11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). 12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries. 13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad. 14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776). 15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
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    [Forum Game] The Ban Game

    How was that in a noob way? That looked legit.
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    Dear Americans...

    I can. I know that.
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    Dear Americans...

    You silly English...just let us be free! Like, c'mon man! Hot apple cider is better than tea! And no-one knows who in the world killed JFK! Somebody just shot him and then he saw colors! JULY 4TH IS WHERE WE GOT OUR INDEPENDENCE! Yipple. Guns, lawyers, and therapists, OH MY! Before you can cease us, we will kill you!!!!!!.........WITH VEGETABLE PEELERS! And if you think you little puny country can come in here and tell us which lane to drive on, we will kill you all by accidentally driving on the right lane as a habit! PS: I knew this was a joke! I just wanted a little fun!
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    Changing the forum — updated 13.11

    I have a question. Am I allowed to give it an up or down reputation if it's in the Violators section?
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