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  1. Aliens rescue him. The below user is hacked up, Freddy Kruger style.
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    Yo mama Joke Game!

    Player HillBillyJim has been warned. Reason: Insult p. 2.1, 2.4, ••>> Rules
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    [Forum Game] The Ban Game

    Matttan has been banned until the cows come home. REASON- not capitalizing "I"
  4. It rains and shorts out all the turrets I lock the below user in a box and drain the air out ):)
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    [Forum Game] Would You Rather?

    2 a4 pages WYR have braces for the rest of your life or have to wear retainers for the rest of your life
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    [Forum Game] Drop Something On The User Below You

    Raises mammoth as pet Drops anvil, WB style
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    What's Next for Tankers ?

    Gotta get a decent paint (using storm now would like Tundra) then start the saving up for smoky m2 and/or wasp m2 or some other item if I change my mind ( which is always likely)
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    Happy Birthday!

    HillBillyJim: November 10 Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ANYONE WHOSE BIRTHDY IT IS
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    death match

    Careful...you are technically MULTing. If it was a TDM or CTF you would be sabotaging, but I guess you are ok.
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    Tanki Online: Mobile Version

    I hope I can play with my Bluetooth keyboard on my ipad 4. D-pads and me do not mix.
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    [Forum Game] The Ban Game

    feli-fighter is banned forever: Reason, Bad grammar. I like this.
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    HACKERS!

    Yah, really. I know a good friend of mine who lost almost 300 dollars after downloading a corrupt file to his computer and someone hacked his bank account.
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    When noobs annoy you

    Sure I can slow down how many drugs he uses...just break his fingers off! :)
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    HACKERS!

    Why did you download something someone posted in chat???? Who posted the link, we can ban the guy who posted it. Glad you learned your lesson, and thanks for telling us about a new hack.
  15. Sure it is! It's your best moments playing the game!
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    When noobs annoy you

    DRUGGERS even more so this warrent officer 1 (i forget his name) put on full drugs every time he spawned. then, of course he came in first place on his team which won the match. Then he proceeded to BRAG nonstop and spew this bull manure about how hes "untouchable" and " the best in the world" or whatever. Ive never wanted to do more bodily harm on someone than that day.
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    Turrets: The Pros and Cons

    Hello Everybody: If you don't know me, my name is HillBillyJim. (applause, fanfare, applause) This is my first thread started, so i hope you enjoy. If not, tell me what you disliked and why. Dont just blow up. Talk about it. Anyhoo, this thread is the Pros and Cons of the various turrets for sale in the tanki online garage. It might help make decisions about buying and upgrading. Enjoy. SMOKY: PROS- Cheap - Fast shooting - Can knock opponent's tank around - pretty stealthy -critical hit of doom -fast rotation speed CONS- Wimpy regular damage high rank to upgrade it M2 and up - critical hit is random FIREBIRD: PROS: Insane Damage Cheap initial cost afterburn effect good rotation speed CONS: Very Expensive past M1 Low range Very slow recharge RAILGUN: PROS: Ridiculously high damage Very good accuracy Shot can go through enemies Unlimited range CONS: Pitiful rate of fire Quite expensive to upgrade, even M1 Low turret rotation speed FREEZE: I have literally no experience with this gun. all i can tell ya is that freeze effect is a real pain in the @$$ ISIDA: PROS: Healing effect Can hit enemies below you as the beam seeks out enemies Heals yourself as you kill! Pretty cheap to upgrade CONS: Poor rate of damage low turret rotation speed low range SHAFT: PROS: The sniper mode (duh) Deadly accurate (some guy once hit my gun barrel) High damage (in the sniper mode) Can kill more than one IF THE ENEMIES ARE LINED UP Stealthy Unlimited range CONS: Wimpy damage in regular mode Absolutely useless if lots of enemies attack you at once can only kill one at a time, unless the enemies are lined up lame rotation speed bad reload speed (since the rebalance) RICOCHET: PROS: Can shoot at enemies around corners Decent rate of fire and turret speed Good range Can mess up someones aim CONS: Run out of shots fast Low damage per shot Ability to harm yourself TWINS: PROS: Never run out of ammo Can butcher someone's aim Super fast rate of fire Good rotation speed CONS: Low range one of the most expensive guns out there to upgrade THUNDER: PROS: Splash damage - high damage - good turret rotation speed -Good reload time CONS: -Can harm yourself - damage decreases with range - pretty expensive In conclusion, i hope you found this useful. if you care to disagree with anything here i have said or not said, dont hesitate to post below. Finally, in the immortal words of Mick Foley: Have a nice day! -HILLBILLYJIM
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    High Fps

    use chrome. you get 50-60 FPS. dont use internet suxplorer. FPS doesnt affect that. It will happen to me as well, and my FPS will only be like 20-30. its likely your computer.
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    [Issue 21] Comic Captions! N°6

    Mine are in! Hope the guys get my one for number 2.
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    Surviving a jump

    We've all done it. We've all seen it. A dramatic jump off a ledge in madness to escape a tank....only to land on its back, upside down. How can this be fixed? Well read on, people. After hours of painstaking research, I've found that a simple rule can almost guarantee a safe landing (about 97% of the time): Take it slow. Yes, that's it. Slooooooowwwwwwlllllyyyy go off the edge, and your tank will slowly flip in midair, and land upright. I promise. See, if you go too fast, the tank rotates quickly, and often lands upside down. So remember: take it slow. Good luck, and happy tanking.
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    Graphics for mobile devices

    Sweet! Now if we were to play on an ipad, would we need a keyboard or something, or will we be able to play right on the screen?
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    an opinion about buyers

    Player HillBillyJim has been warned. Reason: Violation of forum rules. Misinforming..Rules
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    [Issue 20] Romantic Poetry

    "Ode to a Turret" I was young and new When I first bought you Your shiny barrel enchanted me With you I was set free My firebird To war and glory we raced Mighty Mammoths and huge titans we faced But all of them fell to your sun-like heat You, a mass of pixels on my screen and I in my seat We were one My firebird Tough times we've been through Some days we've made crystals few Some days I've felt like I couldn't win But tanks would fall to you and then Something inside me would ignite, and I would win. Thanks to my firebird Will we stay together? Time will tell True other weapons have called me as well But I cannot leave you, no. Your fiery power gives me a thrill and a show I will move on: Excelsior, ever higher. With my firebird.
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    Most annoying weapon?

    Rail gun. How am I to roast people with firebird if I keep getting wrecked?
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