having said that we can tell u have studied Chemistry!

It taught me to use the keyboard well. Seriously, a persons skill in tanki lies in his keyboard and hand :ph34r:

My favourite guys: GoldRock(loved his articles!), Archangel,xTremeAluminium,Usman11111, Selena12121(loved his articles!)

hahah! spoken like a true admin. The admins speak in a way we cant understand! ;)

The rank which comes before recruit :lol:

I would say, "Hi noob"! :lol:

Masterchef Australia :D

thx

nice

Rest in peace Tigerunner. may god admit you to heaven!

thanks!

that info is for people under rank of W01 who dont have enough skill to shoot while moving and its risky for them. ur a WO5, i didnt apply that to WO rank players

(GUIDE) How To Gain Experience Are you tired of being pwned by experienced pros? do you hate flipping and and missing all the times? well then, I will give you some tips and tricks to help you in battling high rankers! Who should read: This guide is for people who are inexperienced( probably less than 1st lt). If you are a Major or higher, dont be like " i know this and that" sort of thing. If you want to add something, please share below. Now, a person who is tired of being killed and being outsmarted should read this guide. If you want a good read, anyone can read it. What to do if your less than Warrant Officer 1: This era(Recruit to WO1) is just the beggining of your tanki career. Firstly, here are some tips to outmaster your begginer fellows: 1) Always be on the move. Never stay still. A moving target is harder to hit especially with weopons like railgun, ricochet. But dont get too cocky. Dont shoot while moving. It always gives you a cool feeling when shooting while moving but trust me. Never shoot while moving (except if you have a heavy hull). You can easily miss which will give you a big disadvantage. 2) Anticipate your enemy's movements. It will be hard for you at first, but keep trying. You will get the hang of it. You dont require much skill at low ranks, but if you learn these things, it will be very useful in the future. When I mean anticipating, I mean determining where your opponent will move, shoot, jump, attack, defend and many other things. 3)Save your crystals. Your crystals are very hard to get during your ranks. So do not spend it quickly. Save them. Stick to one combo which you prefer and use it untill you can get m1s. You dont know how much you will regret this if you dont act on it. You wont be able to compete with a variety of m0 weopons and hulls during WO ranks. 4) Listen to your seniors. There are many good people out there who are experienced and are willing to give advices and tips. Try to adopt what they do. My specials would be people like GoldRock, Remaine,Archangel,Selena12121 etc. These are my favorites so dont think im favouring them. They are most active and friendly and they can give you alot of tips and tricks. Try reading the Newspaper Issues. They will give you very useful info(Thats how I managed to compete -_-) What to do if You are b/w WO1 and 1st Lt: During this stage, you will get to control your tank easily and you will manage to get some good m1s and maybe even m2s. This is the golden era in your tanki career in my opinion. They will form the base for your future excitement. My best advices would be: 1)Follow all that you have learned in the earlier ranks. Every piece of skill matters and it will give you an edge in your battles and future ones as well. Dont think that "Hey, these are noob tips. Im a WO now im gonna use some more advanced tips and tricks." But trust me, you wont be able to compete if you dont hone your basic skills, you wont be able to adopt new ones. So gather every bit of skill and then, move onwards to learn new ones. 2) Stick to your combo. As I said before, try to stick with one combo you are comfy with and save your crystals for good m2s. Use 1, maybe 2 m1s during your WO and Lt ranks. If you manage to get good crystals to buy m2s, go for it. An m2 will be like a star in a bunch of rocks during your ranks. Variety doesnt matter that much as equipment. Now if you have 4 or 5 m1 hulls and weopons, then you wont be able to use em. It takes alot of time to gather crystals and you dont wanna use a rico m1 and hornet m1 during major ranks do you? 3) You may have seen the guide to micro-upgrades by hogree. Exceptional guide but still, try to micro upgrade your stats a little bit. Say, 9-11 times out of 25. Focus more on the hulls than on weopons. Take me for example. I have a wasp m1 which isnt that much costly. I micro-upgraded it and now it can withstand and m1 railgun shot without paints. So focus more on the hulls than on the weopons. But still, my best advice would be to MU(Micro upgrade) firebird damage and reload. My firebird damage right now is 45.something damage per second including burn damage. It will be very useful in battling high ranks. 4) Battle with high rankers. It will be hard for you at first, but you need to have a combo for that. I only have 2 m1 combos. I use titan shaft m1 against colonels in Stadium . And guess what, I do very well with them. My advice would be to MU titan to 200 hp and shaft to 150 hp per shot in scope. A titan m1 can survive an m3 rail shot, an m2 shaft shot and any other shot( if ther not drugging). On the other hand, a shaft m1 can kill hornet m2, which is extremely common at those ranks. So try to battle with them and you will become more confident and top the ranks around you. 5)Experiment. During your ranks, experiment on different tricks, advices, combos and things that you prefer.If you fail, well... maybe you will learn something from it. If you manage to succeed, then apply it regularly. But dont experiment hopeless cases. Like a wasp twins combo!However, experimenting is very fun and rewarding and it can totally change you. Try to use a combo you havent used for a while. But dont waste too much crystals! What to do if you are b/w Captain and Brigadier: Congratulations, you are halfway down your career! now, when you get to Captain or higher, your career will change. Dramatically! Appling tips and tricks is common now, so you need to learn some! Here are some things you should remember: 1) Join a clan. A clan can really cheer you up and it can give you alot of experience in your training. And more, clan wars get really give you some things to use. CL(Clan leader)s dont usually put newbees in clan wars, so you will be against a bunch of skilled players. So try to adopt from them. My advice, it is better to be a future member of Ironclads than to be a co-leader of a noob clan! 2) Be friendly. A friendly man is respected everywhere. If you do that, you are sure to attract a bunch of good players who can hone your skills more than anyone else. So try to be friendly with people and remain active on the forum by creating topics( meaningfull ones). You will attract alot of attention and some good players. Playing with friends is much more rewarding than playing with a bunch of players you dont know. 3) Stay active. If you dont remain active, you will miss some discounts and important stuff. Also, your friends will kick you cuz they dont like a friend who doesnt come online. You will also lose practice and it will be harder for you to recover. 4)Buy drugs. Drugging is most effective during these ranks, when you are sure to have a mammy m2 or m2 heavy hull. Also, your drugs will be very important in CTFs. What To Do if you are higher than Brigadier: Congratulations, you are at the peak of your career! only 1 thing left for you to do... nothing! during this period, most players reach the limit of skill level, and there is nothing left for you to do. But there is one thing I would advise you to do. Maintain all that you have learnt in the earlier ranks .Enjoy drugging with ur mammy and twins m3, pros! Now I come to the end of this guide. please feel free to discuss the positives and negatives of my guide. hope you had a good read! Dont forget to vote up! Author: Destrod

aaah the good old days when rico and shaft were best weopons and firebird used to be noob. i really like the old version. they should bring it on some servers.

i love it too. especially the productions of Nick Phoenix

love it guys nice job.

love it Lham! epic as usual. Nice job there too Ralph. u just gotta learn from the hamster :P

SuperNick95,SuperNick95 and Hogree!

Things to know: In this story, real people drive tanks and they live in real houses like us. However, the cities are named as tanki maps. The Story: Loves Cruel Sting Love, a bond formed not by family relations, not by money or fame, but by sheer care, heart and feelings. This is a story about the Romeo and Juliet, the butter and milk, the flower and water. Jessica and Antonio are two lovebirds who don't know how much they love each other. They live in the most famous city in tankiworld called Silence. All was well with Jessica and Antonio. They loved each other, cared for each other and they trusted each other. Jessica used to have the hornet m1 with isida m1 and the beautiful In Love Paint Job (although I really hate it!). While Antonio had a Viking m1 with thunder m1 and the stylish Corrosion paint. But one day, their harmonious life came to a halt. "Honey, im going out to get my paint re-sprayed. See you soon!" Jessica called as she got out of her house to go into her tank. "Ah women! always about their looks!" Antonio wailed, with a smile on his face. As Jessica was going to her tank, she caught a glimpse of a strange black tank in the bushes. Jessica neglected it and moved on. The black tank slowly crawled towards Antonio, who was still in the house. He broke the door and went inside. "What nonsense is this! who are you? what do you want?" Antonio yelled."I am... not who you think I am. I'm your master and your student" The black tank wailed.Antonio was confused, he didn't make any sense! The black tank was equipped with a strange weopon, with a cloth covered on it. He lunged forward and tripped Antonio to the ground."Aah! Antonio screamed. The black tank shot the wall near him, and the smoke left him in a state of misery and unconsiousness. "Honey I'm home! you will be surprised to see my new paint! Antonio are you there?" as Jessica took notice of the condition of the house, she understood that something was terribly wrong. She searched the house and failed to find any evidence. She knew that Antonio havd been kidnapped. But Jessica noticed a black shot mark on the wall. "This is not a common thunder or smoky shot. It's something else" She said to herself."Aah," Antonio sighed."what is this place? where am I?" Antonio was getting that eery feeling that people have when they are in a strange abandoned little house. His head hurt, his throat felt soar and he had no idea where he was. He was sitting on a chair tied up with a rope. "You have awoken at last my friend. In a short time too, compared to when i woke up" The black tank said, nowhere in sight."Who are you? what have I done to you? why are you doing this?" Antonio screamed." What have I done to you eh? you will know soon enough partner!" The black tank called. He was still invisible. He came forward and got out of his tank. And when the smoke cleared, Antonio saw a man whom he had never hoped to see. "Lysander? you? your behind this?". Now we come to a rewind in this story. Before Antonio fell in love, he was a teacher of the subject Ricocheism. And Lysander was his best student. One day, Lysander even managed to defeat Antonio himself in a ricochet duel! Antonio and Lysander were very close friends. But when Jessica came into Antonio's life, Lysander became jealous of Jessica as she was beautiful and intellegent. Now, Lysander has kidnapped Antonio and he is going to kill him if he doesn't give up Jessica."Never! I will never listen to you! Jessica is dearer to me than all the crystals in the world! I will never give her up" Antonio screamed with full enthusiasm. "I figured you might say that." Lysander picket up a bat, and hit him right on the face, leaving him unconcious once again. Back home, Jessica had been running wild searching for Antonio. She received information and found out that Antonio was kidnapped by a mysterious black tank. None knew his location. But her mind told her that he was in an abandoned place. She reached an abandoned house far, far away from the neighbourhood. And that was the very house where Antonio was kept hostage. She quickly entered the room. Luckily, Lysander went for a drink. "Oh Antonio! are you alright? who has done this to you?" Jessica said with tears in her eyes. "Lysander. I'll explain later. Right now we gotta go!" "Whats your hurry dear friend? the fun is just beggining!" Lysander replied, with that evil smile on his face. Jessica pushed him aside and ran as fast as her legs could carry her. She got into the tank and drove away with her Romeo in her arms. Fear,terror and distess arose on Jessica's face. They were completely surrounded by Lysanders men. They had mammoths and railguns all m0. There was no escape, but Antonio came up with an idea."Jessica, get out of the tank". Antonio ordered. Jessica knew that he was up to something, so she did as she was directed to. The smile of victory faded from Lysander's face, as he knew that his master had a trick up his sleeve. As the enemy were equipped with firebirds, the small duo would be able to crawl under the tanks.They could get trampled,but it was worth a try.They swiftly moved through the horde of tanks and they were almost there, when Antonio's foot got crushed, and he fell down."Honey, leave me be. If you carry me, they will surely catch us both and it will be the end of our love." But Jessica did not leave him." Love never dies Antonio, it never dies".Suddenly, they came to a halt. They were staring at a bridge, and you know what seperates it from the other side? A big, giant, humungus wall. No man or tank could go across it. They hid behind the pillar and waited for their doom."It has been a great adventure with you Jessica, and now we are at its end." Antonio didn't want to get killed, so he commited suicide and the lovebirds died there hand in hand. Certainly Jessica and Antonio lost there lives. But their love still lives.Now, you must be wondering why I haven't revealed somethings which I have mentioned earlier. First of all, the shot that Jessica saw in the house after Antonio was abducted was a Ricochet shot. Lysander covered his Ricochet because if he had shown his turret, Antonio would have recognized him and would have easily known his weak spots. And do you know why Antonio commited suicide instead of being killed? because he still cared for his student. If Lysander had killed Antonio, then Lysander would have certainly gone to jail. Well thats it for my story! and a quote to end this story. Its also the moral. Thank you for reading my story. "Love never dies, it always lives on"

hey guys! here is my story which i sent to conanthedestroyer for the reporters staff. sadly, i only got through to the 18 interviewers and i didnt make it to the reporters staff so i am going to be releasing articles and stories every month! thanks guys Story Love's Cruel Sting Things to know: In this story, real people drive tanks and they live in real houses like us. However, the cities are named as tanki maps. The Story: Love, a bond formed not by family relations, not by money or fame, but by sheer care, heart and feelings. This is a story about the Romeo and Juliet, the butter and milk, the flower and water. Jessica and Antonio are two lovebirds who don't know how much they love each other. They live in the most famous city in tankiworld called Silence. All was well with Jessica and Antonio. They loved each other, cared for each other and they trusted each other. Jessica used to have the hornet m1 with isida m1 and the beautiful In Love Paint Job (although I really hate it!). While Antonio had a Viking m1 with thunder m1 and the stylish Corrosion paint. But one day, their harmonious life came to a halt. "Honey, im going out to get my paint re-sprayed. See you soon!" Jessica called as she got out of her house to go into her tank. "Ah women! always about their looks!" Antonio wailed, with a smile on his face. As Jessica was going to her tank, she caught a glimpse of a strange black tank in the bushes. Jessica neglected it and moved on. The black tank slowly crawled towards Antonio, who was still in the house. He broke the door and went inside. "What nonsense is this! who are you? what do you want?" Antonio yelled."I am... not who you think I am. I'm your master and your student" The black tank wailed.Antonio was confused, he didn't make any sense! The black tank was equipped with a strange weopon, with a cloth covered on it. He lunged forward and tripped Antonio to the ground."Aah! Antonio screamed. The black tank shot the wall near him, and the smoke left him in a state of misery and unconsiousness. "Honey I'm home! you will be surprised to see my new paint! Antonio are you there?" as Jessica took notice of the condition of the house, she understood that something was terribly wrong. She searched the house and failed to find any evidence. She knew that Antonio havd been kidnapped. But Jessica noticed a black shot mark on the wall. "This is not a common thunder or smoky shot. It's something else" She said to herself."Aah," Antonio sighed."what is this place? where am I?" Antonio was getting that eery feeling that people have when they are in a strange abandoned little house. His head hurt, his throat felt soar and he had no idea where he was. He was sitting on a chair tied up with a rope. "You have awoken at last my friend. In a short time too, compared to when i woke up" The black tank said, nowhere in sight."Who are you? what have I done to you? why are you doing this?" Antonio screamed." What have I done to you eh? you will know soon enough partner!" The black tank called. He was still invisible. He came forward and got out of his tank. And when the smoke cleared, Antonio saw a man whom he had never hoped to see. "Lysander? you? your behind this?". Now we come to a rewind in this story. Before Antonio fell in love, he was a teacher of the subject Ricocheism. And Lysander was his best student. One day, Lysander even managed to defeat Antonio himself in a ricochet duel! Antonio and Lysander were very close friends. But when Jessica came into Antonio's life, Lysander became jealous of Jessica as she was beautiful and intellegent. Now, Lysander has kidnapped Antonio and he is going to kill him if he doesn't give up Jessica."Never! I will never listen to you! Jessica is dearer to me than all the crystals in the world! I will never give her up" Antonio screamed with full enthusiasm. "I figured you might say that." Lysander picket up a bat, and hit him right on the face, leaving him unconcious once again. Back home, Jessica had been running wild searching for Antonio. She received information and found out that Antonio was kidnapped by a mysterious black tank. None knew his location. But her mind told her that he was in an abandoned place. She reached an abandoned house far, far away from the neighbourhood. And that was the very house where Antonio was kept hostage. She quickly entered the room. Luckily, Lysander went for a drink. "Oh Antonio! are you alright? who has done this to you?" Jessica said with tears in her eyes. "Lysander. I'll explain later. Right now we gotta go!" "Whats your hurry dear friend? the fun is just beggining!" Lysander replied, with that evil smile on his face. Jessica pushed him aside and ran as fast as her legs could carry her. She got into the tank and drove away with her Romeo in her arms. Fear,terror and distess arose on Jessica's face. They were completely surrounded by Lysanders men. They had mammoths and railguns all m0. There was no escape, but Antonio came up with an idea."Jessica, get out of the tank". Antonio ordered. Jessica knew that he was up to something, so she did as she was directed to. The smile of victory faded from Lysander's face, as he knew that his master had a trick up his sleeve. As the enemy were equipped with firebirds, the small duo would be able to crawl under the tanks.They could get trampled,but it was worth a try.They swiftly moved through the horde of tanks and they were almost there, when Antonio's foot got crushed, and he fell down."Honey, leave me be. If you carry me, they will surely catch us both and it will be the end of our love." But Jessica did not leave him." Love never dies Antonio, it never dies".Suddenly, they came to a halt. They were staring at a bridge, and you know what seperates it from the other side? A big, giant, humungus wall. No man or tank could go across it. They hid behind the pillar and waited for their doom."It has been a great adventure with you Jessica, and now we are at its end." Antonio didn't want to get killed, so he commited suicide and the lovebirds died there hand in hand. Certainly Jessica and Antonio lost there lives. But their love still lives.Now, you must be wondering why I haven't revealed somethings which I have mentioned earlier. First of all, the shot that Jessica saw in the house after Antonio was abducted was a Ricochet shot. Lysander covered his Ricochet because if he had shown his turret, Antonio would have recognized him and would have easily known his weak spots. And do you know why Antonio commited suicide instead of being killed? because he still cared for his student. If Lysander had killed Antonio, then Lysander would have certainly gone to jail. Well thats it for my story! and a quote to end this story. Its also the moral. Thank you for reading my story. "Love never dies, it always lives on"

hey guys! here is my story which i sent to conanthedestroyer for the reporters staff. sadly, i only got through to the 18 interviewers and i didnt make it to the reporters staff so i am going to be releasing articles and stories every month! thanks guys Story Love's Cruel Sting Things to know: In this story, real people drive tanks and they live in real houses like us. However, the cities are named as tanki maps. The Story: Love, a bond formed not by family relations, not by money or fame, but by sheer care, heart and feelings. This is a story about the Romeo and Juliet, the butter and milk, the flower and water. Jessica and Antonio are two lovebirds who don't know how much they love each other. They live in the most famous city in tankiworld called Silence. All was well with Jessica and Antonio. They loved each other, cared for each other and they trusted each other. Jessica used to have the hornet m1 with isida m1 and the beautiful In Love Paint Job (although I really hate it!). While Antonio had a Viking m1 with thunder m1 and the stylish Corrosion paint. But one day, their harmonious life came to a halt. "Honey, im going out to get my paint re-sprayed. See you soon!" Jessica called as she got out of her house to go into her tank. "Ah women! always about their looks!" Antonio wailed, with a smile on his face. As Jessica was going to her tank, she caught a glimpse of a strange black tank in the bushes. Jessica neglected it and moved on. The black tank slowly crawled towards Antonio, who was still in the house. He broke the door and went inside. "What nonsense is this! who are you? what do you want?" Antonio yelled."I am... not who you think I am. I'm your master and your student" The black tank wailed.Antonio was confused, he didn't make any sense! The black tank was equipped with a strange weopon, with a cloth covered on it. He lunged forward and tripped Antonio to the ground."Aah! Antonio screamed. The black tank shot the wall near him, and the smoke left him in a state of misery and unconsiousness. "Honey I'm home! you will be surprised to see my new paint! Antonio are you there?" as Jessica took notice of the condition of the house, she understood that something was terribly wrong. She searched the house and failed to find any evidence. She knew that Antonio havd been kidnapped. But Jessica noticed a black shot mark on the wall. "This is not a common thunder or smoky shot. It's something else" She said to herself."Aah," Antonio sighed."what is this place? where am I?" Antonio was getting that eery feeling that people have when they are in a strange abandoned little house. His head hurt, his throat felt soar and he had no idea where he was. He was sitting on a chair tied up with a rope. "You have awoken at last my friend. In a short time too, compared to when i woke up" The black tank said, nowhere in sight."Who are you? what have I done to you? why are you doing this?" Antonio screamed." What have I done to you eh? you will know soon enough partner!" The black tank called. He was still invisible. He came forward and got out of his tank. And when the smoke cleared, Antonio saw a man whom he had never hoped to see. "Lysander? you? your behind this?". Now we come to a rewind in this story. Before Antonio fell in love, he was a teacher of the subject Ricocheism. And Lysander was his best student. One day, Lysander even managed to defeat Antonio himself in a ricochet duel! Antonio and Lysander were very close friends. But when Jessica came into Antonio's life, Lysander became jealous of Jessica as she was beautiful and intellegent. Now, Lysander has kidnapped Antonio and he is going to kill him if he doesn't give up Jessica."Never! I will never listen to you! Jessica is dearer to me than all the crystals in the world! I will never give her up" Antonio screamed with full enthusiasm. "I figured you might say that." Lysander picket up a bat, and hit him right on the face, leaving him unconcious once again. Back home, Jessica had been running wild searching for Antonio. She received information and found out that Antonio was kidnapped by a mysterious black tank. None knew his location. But her mind told her that he was in an abandoned place. She reached an abandoned house far, far away from the neighbourhood. And that was the very house where Antonio was kept hostage. She quickly entered the room. Luckily, Lysander went for a drink. "Oh Antonio! are you alright? who has done this to you?" Jessica said with tears in her eyes. "Lysander. I'll explain later. Right now we gotta go!" "Whats your hurry dear friend? the fun is just beggining!" Lysander replied, with that evil smile on his face. Jessica pushed him aside and ran as fast as her legs could carry her. She got into the tank and drove away with her Romeo in her arms. Fear,terror and distess arose on Jessica's face. They were completely surrounded by Lysanders men. They had mammoths and railguns all m0. There was no escape, but Antonio came up with an idea."Jessica, get out of the tank". Antonio ordered. Jessica knew that he was up to something, so she did as she was directed to. The smile of victory faded from Lysander's face, as he knew that his master had a trick up his sleeve. As the enemy were equipped with firebirds, the small duo would be able to crawl under the tanks.They could get trampled,but it was worth a try.They swiftly moved through the horde of tanks and they were almost there, when Antonio's foot got crushed, and he fell down."Honey, leave me be. If you carry me, they will surely catch us both and it will be the end of our love." But Jessica did not leave him." Love never dies Antonio, it never dies".Suddenly, they came to a halt. They were staring at a bridge, and you know what seperates it from the other side? A big, giant, humungus wall. No man or tank could go across it. They hid behind the pillar and waited for their doom."It has been a great adventure with you Jessica, and now we are at its end." Antonio didn't want to get killed, so he commited suicide and the lovebirds died there hand in hand. Certainly Jessica and Antonio lost there lives. But their love still lives.Now, you must be wondering why I haven't revealed somethings which I have mentioned earlier. First of all, the shot that Jessica saw in the house after Antonio was abducted was a Ricochet shot. Lysander covered his Ricochet because if he had shown his turret, Antonio would have recognized him and would have easily known his weak spots. And do you know why Antonio commited suicide instead of being killed? because he still cared for his student. If Lysander had killed Antonio, then Lysander would have certainly gone to jail. Well thats it for my story! and a quote to end this story. Its also the moral. Thank you for reading my story. "Love never dies, it always lives on"

only 1 man, GoldRock with isida is best defence. hes a pro!

yay i was choosen for an interview in the "Calling all reporters" . im not boasting i just cant control my haappiness!

hello every 1. as most of you know, Raphael2,Swagboy11 GoldRock,chriswu and Selena12121 have left the position of Reporters. my favorite reporter was GoldRock, and i once dueled with him. All the others were incredible reporters who entertained us to their last moment. Lets wish them a happy farewell. We will miss u guys :(

congrats!!