wow. all those clicks for an *etc*. nuff said. you da real mvp

lol. XP is better, cuz BP just too long to master.

Wow. the first strategy wowed me

Me likey, short, simple, yet surprisingly effective!

Being able to use magnificent words to explain your plot isn't enough. The plot itself must be good, but this I'm afraid does not have a good plot.

Happens with me all the time!

If someone told you to leave your home and family, and come and live with the cool tanki players in a house...forever......would you do it? PS: Lhamster will be there too *wink*. Okay, i need to make some changes. You are single, both parents are dead and your brothers and sisters make you pay the internet bill. How bout that :D

Banned for using the name of a food in a sentence

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I'm a TH7, Im maxed as well but dont have lvl 7 walls yet.

Excellent guide, brings tears in my eyes

Nice article mate! We have great expectations from you in future :)

Bravo! bravo! In 2 years of my newspaper pleasure, never have I read a hilarious topic such as this! Keep doing more of these!

Still have a few kinks to work out

I'm 17

Emma Watson!!!!

thunder m1!

Story INNER TRUTHS-A Mystery Awakens I pick myself up, and walk up to the blood-stained door. I needed to do what must be done, I needed to find some answers. How did I get here? Who was that boy? What is that scar on my arm? So many question marks, but lack of full stops. I approached the door with timid steps and opened it. The room groaned, like the groaning of an old house made of wood. I entered a hallway, my mind still shacken from the reverie. The walls blood-stained, it was a sight of pure horror and mystery. I approached the main hallway, shacking and trembling. All around, I could see blood stained robes and coats, like an experiment that went wrong. But whats this? I see another white coat, much cleaner this time, lying there on a table amidst the red coat-yard. I pick it up, an ID card inside its pocket. I look at it, "James Downing- Senior Cardiologist" it read." A hospital" I think. The picture of his face, too clouded with blood. I walk away from the place, still thinking about the man. And suddenly, I hear a huge scream, like the screaming of a tortured person. I ran, as fast as my legs could carry me. The sound kept echoing around the building, and each sound fell on my mind like a blistering hammer. I approached the room from where the scream was heard, and what I saw, doubted me of my existence. A young girl, tied down to a table by three strong and muscular men, wearing deconstructed Army suits. " Wha. what are you people doing? What is this?" I yell, at the top of my voice. " Help me! Please help me!" The girl cried, with a face, I dare not describe. A man came from behind, and pushed me into the room. "Shhh! Did I not tell you to keep her quiet!" The man yells. "Who are you? What are you doing to this poor girl!" I yelled, pushing the man who did the same to me. I punch him in the face, " Where am I? What is this PLACE!" I yell, constantly beating the man. He blocks me, holds my hand, making it inaccessable. He points to the snake like scar on my arm, and says, "Welcome to The League" Smack! A punch on my face, and I found myself back where I started, in the same room, with the same thoughts. A flash of white illuminates my eyes, and I fall back into a reverie. " I see the same boy which I saw before. He approaches me, in a timid and peaceful manner, smiles at me. He mentions with his hand to follow, and I do as I am instructed. The boy leads me to the same room where the girl was kept. "Help me! Please help me!" the girl yells, like she did before. I rush to help, but the boy pulls me back with his hand, and says "We are ghosts to them now, It is best not to come in nature's way." I watch, as the men brutally torture her body, cutting off her hair, her feet and her hands. Oh! the sights I could dare not imagine. "But why are they doing this?" I ask the boy. "The girl has an antidote inside her, and these people are trying to extract it from her." They suddenly stop, the girl bleeding badly, screaming, Oh! I cannot describe those screams. "We have found it" they mumble. And then, my mind began to creek, and groan". Pain kicked in, like a shawl stretching out of a Birch tree, I fell, and I was overtaken by a flash of white. I woke up back in the room, a sense of responsibility arose inside me. I was destined to end this, and find what needed to be found. "To be Continued" Author: Destrod

Excellent guide, good use of humour. Clearly defined the way of eating chicken. Looking forward to turkey : :D

The only tasty thing here is your awsome paint :wub: