Yeah, I'd like to come to the party :D When is it gonna be at UTC+0? I just wanna know if I will be able to come... And I don't have PRO Pass, just sayin' ;)

Lol :D Well, that's a good word to learn in Hebrew - Shalom means "Hi", but also "Peace" ;)

Oh :) Well, you wrote Shalom in Hebrew... :)

Wut?! You ain't got no third account...

Thanks :D Your entry seems quite good, but I bet it exceeds the word limit without having counted... :) I hate word limits - in tests, in writing contests of Tanki, everywhere :D

The Dictator – Quick News Flash Tanki Online Starlagger Season has officially ended. After various defeats and victories, the season has ended – but not without several major problems, including serious lag problems that caused the cancelling of a few rounds. Turns out that even the eSports server could be . Due to complaints of players, the Gold Box mechanics will be reviewed by the developers. Recently, many players have been complaining that immediately when the "Cold box will be dripped afternoon" came up they got the infamous "A Terror Absurd" notification, forcing them to refresh the game and virtually lose all chances to catch the Old Fox. Considering the negative responses to the Daily Missions, the Developers have decided to return the Daily Gifts system to the game. However, as the Developers are not willing to withdraw from any update they bring to the game completely, the Daily Gifts will now be either Toilet Paper, a Pass allowing players to bypass the Aunty Feet system (causing them to self-destruct for no reason), a Bubble Pistol Fart (replacing the old DCC), a TOE Rattle Pass (replacing the old pass allowing you to give your tank a break from druggers), and of course – Drugs! (Weed, Crack, and @crackgold2). Tanki Administration Staff has announced a holiday to celebrate the slow death process Tanki is going through. Beside sales on equipment and 69x funds, the holiday this year will emphasize the epitomes of all kinds of human joy: Cold (well, the biggest holidays in many religions are in the winter), Mold (have you ever eaten mold?! That's delicious!), Gold (how can a holiday be celebrated without increased Gold Boxes?..), Rock (many of us like Rock – listen to "Holiday" by Green Day), and of course – @GoldRock (no need to explain). Written by @ariking777 in attempt of setting himself as a tyrant to rule the Press realm forever and ever.

Well, Total_Drama we've seen here ranking up :) Darky's other account came to me as a complete surprise :D

The fact that you did it doesn't mean it's accepted... I would wanna write a whole article for nothing ;)

A quick question - could my "article" be a bundle of news rather than a single article on a big subject? Like, could I make a compilation of subjects, each one mentioned in 2-3 sentences?

You are bored if you raised one account to Generalissimo and another to Fieldmarshal.. :)

Well, I did believe that you had a LOT of accounts.. But having two super-high ranked accounts? That surprised me :D

WHAT?! So you wanna tell me you have a Gismo account, a Fieldmarshal alt, and Eternal_Sorrow plus a million other accounts?!

Ummmm... Is that arsamchpunk you?!

Seriously one of the best Gold Montages I've seen :) I hate those videos in which the first 3 minutes are just showing a little of every Gold.. You did it right to the point - some electronic music and immediately down to business :D

Israel: 1. Slaughtering innocent children (that is not the truth, but here you asked what our country is famous for - and Israel is known for this in some other countries :)) 2. A strong army (again, this army is infamous in some places, but it is strong) 3. One of the most technologically advanced countries (maybe you didn't know, but RSS, that's turned old, and Waze, and many more, were invented by Israeli people. In fact, the encrypting system that is used to protect Credit Cards in most of the world was invented by an Israeli and two other american guys that worked with him). 4. Being surrounded with relatively hostile countries (Israel has made peace with Jordan and Egypt, but generally you can see that Israel is surrounded with enemy countries - Lebanon, Syria and more. I don't wanna offend anyone from those countries, but it's just a fact that there were wars between Israel and every country Israel has a border with). 5. Having had corrupted people in almost every position of power you can imagine (I'm not joking - in Israel we've had one president convicted of raping and sexual seducing [in Israel the president is something like the British queen - it's official, but he doesn't have real power]. Right in these days a former Prime Minister [the one before the previous] is standing in court against charges of corruption). 6. Being one of the countries keeping Civil Rights most rigidly (In those places where Israel is not known for the false accusation of slaughtering children, Israel is known for civil rights.. Maybe you didn't know, but in the last war in Gaza, the IDF actually dropped papers with warnings for civilians a few hours before bombing Weaponry Storage buildings). 7. Having one of the most economically profitable tourism systems (maybe less in the last year due to the war, but generally Israel is visited by many people, quite a lot because of the Religious centers it has - some of the most sacred churches, some of the holiest Mosques, and more). 8. Having one of the filthiest Politics in the world (in Israel, most of the Government Meetings involve at least one politician being forced out of the hall for violations of basic speaking rules). I couldn't think of more :D

Great Golds :) But I must say that you're wrong about being first on the pipe. Unless you have an MUd armor, it's most likely that the first to go on the pipe will be the one which all others will try to kill...

Yeah, I guess it's a compliment :) Not bad boy, but yeah, bad :D

I believe you're a good person :) Indian people seem - well, how can I say it... More RELAXED than the rest of the world :D Anyways, I can tell you I am not a good person :P

Only 2 days after finishing my first mega-mission, I got my second one, with 67k Crystal reward :D If I want Ricochet M3, I'm gonna be needing to finish this mission before Tanker's Day sale at September ;) You wanna say this is your first ban ever from the chat?!

Only 2 days after finishing my first mega-mission, I got my second one, with 67k Crystal reward :D If I want Ricochet M3, I'm gonna be needing to finish this mission before Tanker's Day sale at September ;)

Only 2 days after finishing my first mega-mission, I got my second one, with 67k Crystal reward :D If I want Ricochet M3, I'm gonna be needing to finish this mission before Tanker's Day sale at September ;)

Ain't no one wanting to offend :) I was just surprised for a moment ;)

Hey - how are you a Mod? Aren't you the guy from the Skype Mapmakers group that has an interesting collection of words? :D

You've just caught the real reason they made this thingy.. I must say that especially this sale was too obvious..

Nah... This is another desperate step Tanki's doing to keep buyers in its palm.. I've never bought, and I don't intend to - the only situation in which I'm gonna purchase Crystals is once the Unity Version is released, if I think it's good. :mellow: