Happy birthday! My birthday is on 6th of september.

And I got to shoot him with my cotton gun right in the face. It was a great day (ridding the world of it's greatest menace) and the was a big party at...

No no no. There were no mutts, it's just easier to be on top of the cornucopia. I see superwhite being followed by sidstorm. sid doesn't notice me, so I drop off the cornucopia, and throw my spear right at his chest. I turn and run around to the other side of the cornucopia and climb on top again. I see superwhite run north into the woods.

I AM A HE! (continuing the story)getting REkT by the council of ...

Waiting waiting waiting... I am still on top of the cornucopia, waiting for people to appear...

lol, ikr. Good luck all.

Lol, I know right...

Bill gates

Buried Skyperson.

Lol, ok? I go to the cornucopia, and look south, knowing that both sid and superwhite are both there.

And then Gordon Ramsey yelled YOU BURNED THIS FOOD SO BLACK IT STOLE MY BIKE!!!(Sorry 'bout the racism, I can remove it if anyone wants.)

lol, k then. I am back at my old hiding spot, in the flax.

Dear all. Ignore swagsniper, he is being an imbecile. He was not accepted into the game, and should be banned for trolling. And by the way, I killed you, remember swag? I see superwhite go into his tree house. A little while later, sidstorm walks by. I am still hidden up the tree, but there is no way down, as I cut off the branches. Time to use some rope!!! I eat some food, drink some water and go east. I am now 2km SE of the cornucopia.

I then go and shank ALL the mutts and there are no more. They stop appearing, and we are safe from them. I go and hide in a tree, and make sure that it CAN'T fall over. I am 1 km south

I have no time to attack superwhite, so I yell truce at him. We keep killing the muttations.

SU-100Y WWW A landkreuszer P.100 Ratte or a King tiger?

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THE STORY NEVER ENDS! The pigeon tasted very nice, and thus...

I then go and shank every single one of your soldiers, clones, and female compatriates (Rambo style). I also destroy all of the fort, guns and everything else. I kill you, and leave no trace of anything that you made. I then go back to the top of the cornucopia.

A pigeon and I ate it.

He got his tongue cut off. Why do I play this game?

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Coke is the original. WWW? Kim dot com? or John key?

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Because I shot them with the (still) O.P. cotton gun!