I run to the cornucopia and climb on top of it. I have a hole in my left hand (from superwhite), and have 2 wounds from a mutt which I killed. I wait for the others to appear, and eat some food.

Uhhh, who is Derrick Rose, so I guess you? Actual cannibal Shia Labeouf or Rambo?

I second that notion. I have found a strange hole in the ground that looks like a dried up well. I see signs that someone is around, and thus I move south of that, to find a place that I can watch it from. I find a good tree with average leaf cover, but with great viewing, and I see that someone has built a tree house! I figure that I should leave the vicinity and find somewhere else to base myself. I move north-east, just out of sight of the cornucopiauntil I am 100m northeast of the cornucopia.

I see him shoot the arrow and dodge. I turn and run into the trees, so that he doesn't have a clear shot at me. I realise that the 2 spears that I have left won't be very effective unless I put poison on them. I go to find a poisonous berry bush, and squeeze the juices on to the spearhead. I then wash my hands and go to find a good hiding spot. I am now 1km South-west of the cornucopia.

I see sidstorm walking towards the cornucopia with a confused look on his face. I also see that he has the bow and arrows. I decide to throw my spear at him, which is very accurate. It flies towards his quad muscle.

This is nuts, He's not even answering anyone. USA in terms of number, UK in terms of land size.

I shot you with my cotton and wool gun.

I eat some of the food, and the water, and then (taking the food and water) I use my Maori darts and throw two at superwhite. One misses but the other hits him in the bicep (flax causes diarrrhea) and then decide to follow him more stealthily.

I know right, but sid wasn't at the cornucopia, and running through walls isn't possible...

Then you are automatically disqualified from life as being O.P. Why was I born?

Player has been banned. Reason: not banning the person above you.

I decided to use my wool and cotton gun to...

Cult

Banned for africa?!

And then I came back to the story, only to find that...

I then (luckily it went through my left hand) grab the spear and run towards him, planning to stick it in his chest.

Speeches. By the way, a name is not a word, so Obama doesn't count.

4 coke will win

This means that you are surrounded by black holes. You are "sucked" into one, in which I am coming first in the race.

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Banned for calling me player All of you guys.

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