But I was still the owner of the cotton gun business, and with it I got 10000 golds.

Then I (the actual personia) came back from holiday to find my account O.P. I then went on a rampage, and thrashed everyone.

That I was actually Godmode_ON...

Because I said so. Why is my computer so slow?

An then I hosted a competion to...

And I got rich(in game currency) from selling cotton to people.

And I decided to become a parkourist (as my cotton gun had a very high recoil.)

These are you have 2 cow jokes. You have 2 cos(w). You have cows. You have cows. Pi is exactly 3. Pure mathematics: After a careful proof, you can state that, given certain assumptions, Cows = 2 Probability: You have 2 cows: 1 cow is lying down and 1 cow is standing up. The longer the lying-down cow is lying down, the more likely it is to get up. It is not easily predicted when the standing-up cow will lie down. This research won the 2013 Ig Nobel Prize for Probability.[1][2] Statistics: You have 2 cows, ± an udder. Actuarial Mathematics: There is a 97.5% chance that next year you will have at least -2 cows. Bioinformatics: After 12 hours on the computing cluster, you have Cows to a depth of 2x, but you probably should have used different parameters in the pipeline. Topology: You have two tauroids.

Player personia has been banned for a day. Reason: Flood / Caps (Forum), Rules.

because I had made a joke. I then joined up with willy and lilly mc bob, Preston, Foxy, Dwaynerson and many others, and we made the most powerful clan yet.

and my wealth. I then gave some money to the poor people (I now had all the money in the world, but shared it with many people.) I was still plying tanki professionaly with my cotton gun so... Nah, I can't, it hasn't been made yet. It will be soon though.

We became sponsered to play tanki and were earning 200000000000000 dollars every year. With this we... BTW dozee, are you in a clan?

A. Where did you get the knife. B. How are you so easily finding food suddenly? I see someone move to the east of me. I decide to follow them. They don't notice me as I stalk them, and I decide to just follow them until suddenly there is an end to the flax and there is grassland. I don't go any further than the edge of the flax, but do see him heading in a south east direction. I decide to follow when it becomes night. The fire has died now.

I logged back on and started thrashing the noobs again. Seymon didn't ban it again, but forced me to play against only proffessionals...

NO! NOT LOL! NELI!!!! NOT EVEN LAUGHING INWARDLY!!!

But seymon let me keep my O.P cotton/sheep gun. I then became i_am_awesome_101's personal bodygaurd, and thrashed all the noobs who still used the nerfed version of the gun.

I played against him with my cotton gun, and destroyed him so much, that he was unable to login.

v.a.n.s.k.1.NiKa joins, and is then killed by superwhite instantly. Wait, where'd you get the knife from...?

idk why, but mine is 54

Isn't that a quadruple fork, as the bishop as well?

Railgun is quite similar because of it's long reload time. I would still say that thunder is worse though.

I start moving nor-east to look for sidstorm, but instead come across loakie in a tree. I silently climb the tree, and kill him. I then climb back down the tree and move back to my flax bushes.

so my soul floated around looking for a place to inhabit...

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And since I needed to pee, it was actually very helpful. My soul then came back and absolutely destroyed Commando-kingPOTE_S's soul. My friend s then came and saved me...