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  1. NewbieCake

    What to buy? Which is better?

    Can you please elaborate a little more? Like what maps you play... etc.
  2. NewbieCake

    [Issue 41] Main Topic

    *sigh* what an ignorant person.
  3. NewbieCake

    [Issue 41] Main Topic

    K, I'll apply then :D.
  4. NewbieCake

    [Issue 41] Main Topic

    Will you be only accepting one? If so, I think @Contradiction is going to win. But if you're accepting multiple applications, I'll try for it. Though I'm not expecting to get accepted.
  5. NewbieCake

    Gold Boxes!

    Memory of Golds. Goldbox. Such a magnificent and simple box. Something that brings a little luxury to those who were caught in the Crystal Depression. You hear the siren. But you realize it was only the police. Or was it? You look for the drop zone, but have no luck. You suddenly see a little box falling from the sky. You pray that nobody is around. And whoop dee dang doo, nobody is! You cherish it, hold it close. You decide, "I'mma collect this thingy." And bam, Player X has taken the Goldbox. You gaze far into that notification as you were a hypnotized dog if it were an illusion. But it soon fades away. And is forever lost to the outer reaches of space.
  6. I didn't hear about the forum until I was a Major. ._.
  7. NewbieCake

    Tanki Picture of the Day - Have any?

    *sigh* did you even read the spoiler?
  8. NewbieCake

    Tanki Picture of the Day - Have any?

    Just wait till I get my alt up, y'all won't be laughin' anymore .-.
  9. The smoke from a Smoky shot is annoying. It blocks your sight of view making it harder to destroy an enemy.
  10. Picture Number 2: I overheard the sound of an screechy siren in the distance. I knew what was happening. This is it. This is my destiny. I search around for this fabled and unheard of box. Hoping to catch some easy loot. But this was in fact, not a normal box. Intertwined with only to finest silks know to man, this was not something to be messed with. See, this GB chooses who is worthy. Alas, I was not deemed worthy. Unlike my fellow companions. Word count: 81
  11. NewbieCake

    What to buy? Which is better?

    Only WO5 right now, but if I can, I'll buy it on New Years sale.
  12. It's not great if it's going to cost 600k.
  13. NewbieCake

    What to buy? Which is better?

    Okay, it's been two days since I last posted. Here's my question: is Hammer M2 good (for alt)? I'll be pairing it with Dictator. I like to play Polygon CP and Noise CTF (since that's all there is).
  14. NewbieCake

    A Story Using all The Names of the Hulls!

    Well, I'd say Twins. Perfect against druggers. Next would be Freeze then Shaft etc.
  15. NewbieCake

    Gold Boxes!

    Noise CTF.
  16. NewbieCake

    Gold Boxes!

    This was yesterday..
  17. NewbieCake

    A Story Using all The Names of the Hulls!

    There once was an angry Dictator. He tried to hunt for a Mammoth but failed. So he decided to hire two mercenaries: one, being a Hunter, and the other being a Viking. He commanded them to find the Mammoth and bring it to him. ALIVE OR DEAD. So they did. They traveled through desolate wastelands, deserts, and one time, I don't know why, they decided to poke a Hornets nest. Yeah. Don't ask me what happened there. So after that disaster, they traveled back home. "If you do not get this Mammoth, you'll be the ones to take its place." firmly stated the Dictator. "Yes sir!" so they went, and yet again hit another minefield. "I do not understand how we are suppose make it across without attracting those Wasps." said the Viking. "Agreed. But if we go back, we'll be dead." So they sat, thought about and then, an idea finally hit their mind: "We can fly hack!" note: these accounts are blocked now, no need to report. So they did that, but unfortunately, they triggered the anti-cheat system and fell into the hole of Wasps. And died. THE END. After they died, they re-spawned (duh, this is TO we're talking about) and decided there was only one way: they had to get a Nitrous and drive across. It would be a 'leap of faith' as some would say. Fortunately, their tank barely made it over. After that "traumatizing" event, they finally met the Mammoth. The wild beast was tough. They decided if they were to get that Mammoth, they would need to cooperate. One would be the Freeze, to slow the Mammoth down (ironic, isn't it?), and the other would be the Twins. To mindlessly shoot the Mammoth. So they did it, but guess what? They didn't do it. They failed. It was a disaster. They couldn't achieve such a hard simple task! So when they returned home, yeah, needn't I say anymore? Anyways, if you ever go visit the Dictator, you'll find two plaques there: one of a Hunter, and the other of a Viking. Being guarded by a *gulp* Titan.
  18. NewbieCake

    Gold Boxes!

    :o I've played with you before! Remember @150010836?
  19. NewbieCake

    Gold Boxes!

    I was in there :D. I was Mammy/Isida with Digital.
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