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September.

Technically you can replace Freeze with any turret/hull you'd like.

He doesn't... he just has pro editing skills k

If you use Vulcan, Isida's will ruin your K/D easily. Assuming a 'Gissimo has an M4 Isida, it deals 66 DPS, and has 50% HP taken, given back. So, Vulcan deals about 60 DPS? So 66/2 = 33. 60 - 33 = 27. So when facing an M4 Isida with Vulcan, you only deal 27 DPS.

It's a humorous way to explain what happens to turrets/hulls when they don't get used. What should I write type up next? Any suggestions?

Too late. You've taken well over half the page. Or, you can just edit your post and post them there... -___-

Ever wondered what happens to turrets/hulls that never get used because they've gotten so many unnecessary nerfs (*cough cough* Freeze *cough cough*)? Well, I'll tell you! Follow along! It was a dark night. A Freeze was wondering through the city loving all the attention he was getting. Until, suddenly, Semyon looked out his window and got jealous. "We must nerf Freeze! He's becoming more popular than I am!" he exclaimed. "You there! Nerf Freeze so much to the point where it'll only be a shadow of its old figure." So the developer did as he was told. And in about one hour, not a single snowflake around. "Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah!" laughed Semyon manically. "It'll never be itself again! Muahahahahah!" In fact, Freeze got so lonely, it got a heart attack and had to be sent to the "I need a buff so badly I'm never going to get used again" hospital. Semyon finally realized what he did was not only horrific, but also cold-hearted (get it?) too. "Buff this turret. We can't have it on life support forever." he declared. After that, everybody was happy. It was finally snowing again, everybody finally found a reason to have hot chocolate, and Semyon finally bought a snuggie because it was so cold. And that's it folks. You can finally see what happens to a turret/hull when it gets nerfed so badly. It get sent to the "I need a buff so badly I'm never going to get used again" hospital. And believe me, Freeze wasn't the only patient there. Every turret has been there at some point in its life. "We'll all receive something that will downgrade us at some point in our life. It will only make us come back stronger."

30 min game - Freeze pwning on alt. :D Didn't really have to drug much. maybe used about 5 Med Kits along with about 2 Armors and Powers. And just had to camp in tunnel and it was easy points.

Nothin' much. :D

-_- Thanks! :Lol: :D

Thanks again. :lol: :D

:D

Thanks. ^_^

Sadly, trying to get people to join these rare maps is very difficult. I've tried doing it, but nobody joined, sadly.

:D

...me?

What you do with Hammer is if you have one shot left, empty it out. It's pretty rare to get 1 shot kills. Unless on DP of course. Also, learn the peek-a-boo tactic. Very effective. And if going up a Railgun, wait till he's about to shoot then shoot him. The impact force makes them miss; A LOT. Here's my question: is the M2 and M3 version worth it? I'm considering if I should get it.

Thanks. :S

You played with a Russian chat mod.

Ranked on alt ^_^

You are correct.

Huh? Aren't princess' girls?

It's your account, I was just delivering what I would've done :).

Bye :(. Why is everybody leaving? Jeez, my B-day is coming and y'all are leaving -_-. What kind of gift is this?!