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Munich

He is secretly a cockroach, he no ded.

I would decline, I do not like Madonna WWYDI You imploded?

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Very good guide Destroyer, I look forward to seeing your writings, whether they be here or in the newspaper.

School cafeteria lunches. Nuf said.

Thanks stratus, I do not know why this is getting so much negative attention. You made a valid argument (even if a little overboard on imagery, but hey, that is just me.) and it made sense. And honestly, If you save up for a sale, underestimate it, that way, you can't be let down, HOWEVER, I am disappointed that there is not sale for halloween. The silver lining is either A.) Christmas will be great, or B.) I buy a kit. And no, I do not mind being called bigs, In fact, it is better than my nickname. I detest my nickname, I do not like the band anyways, I prefer Rap, Hardcore, Punk and Pop Punk. Wierd huh.

Why am I not funny?

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Endenburg

I must agree with stratus here, Just because Tanki gives a 40% sale does not mean that it hates you. Last year alone, there were way too many sales, and that can cause a depreciation of crystals, just like to much money causes it to depreciate, think about it. Also remember that Alternativa Platforms is a for profit company, and if they did continue to go on with the oversupply of sales, guess what would happen, Rebalance. Again. Wait a second, why would they need a rebalance? Because the currency slowly goes down in worth, and that causes an increase in prices, and the programmers would have to work to figure it out, and the whole currency would change, again. While I would have loved a 50% off sale, the 40% still got the job done. I bought m2 hornet and fracture with a few thousand left over, which is now back to 73k ish. One last thing I would like you to think about, since so many of you complain about buyers, Have you ever seen a free to play online game NOT give advantages to buyers? No, what a surprise. But fortunately for you, you can get ANYTHING in Tanki for free. Even XT's, though it is a pain.

I rest my case.

While I do not like to disrespect anything that is done in the group, I have to agree with both of you. Hero, write something useful. Your first article I can understand something like this. The second, ok, you should try to be learning, but this time, you pretty much copied Marc's format. You have to write something original. However, this is a little harsh.

Yes, supra invited me

Introducing TolietPaper-13

Yo, supra, we go back, let me in. Please :(

Probably something like NO_QUARTER_GIVEN, especially since I currently hate my name.

Good job TNT, does not deserve to be on page 29

What is the half life of Uranium 238?

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Issue 3 is coming out currently.

A tall man sits in a torn couch in a small, tattered apartment. The wallpaper was peeling and yellowed, beer cans littered the floor, to be stepped on accidentally. The plumbing barely works, and clogs often. It only has a stove with two gas burners, but it would suffice for his diet, consisting of Ramen, Macaroni and Cheese, spaghetti, and sandwiches. An old T.V. replays last nights news. “An unknown bomber has just destroyed the Hoover Dam, causing massive floods and casualties. Nobody knows who did this, and with so many visitors, it is impossible to tell who did it. There seems to be no suspects, stay tuned America.” Former police lieutenant Price turns off the T.V. He is considered the best policeman around or at least he was. After a few charges against him for excessive use of force, he retired from the police, and joined the Army. An elite sniper, he was dishonorably discharged due to an event known only as operational group known as R.A.I.D. Reconnaissance Advantage Identification Destruction. They would go behind enemy lines to disrupt and destroy enemy facilities. He was discharged from the group and dishonorably discharged from England's Army. The other person discharged with him was John, a structural and demolition engineer. Now living alone in Upstate New York, he keeps his head down, avoiding the police. He is Public enemy number one for a string due to his other job. He also happens to be a world renowned sniper and bounty hunter for hire. Known as the most expensive, yet efficient sniper, he has yet to fail a mission. Price knows that his time in this apartment is almost up. He has noticed a continued police presence that has been escalating in the past week. He has noticed it is on a schedule. Monitoring the front of the building more closely, almost ignoring the back. Only one sweep one day. This disturbed him. He knows that people are too careful when things are related to him. Tempting him into a trap. For the years he has been working as a sniper and bounty hunter, he noticed that people tend to make mistakes when noticing patterns, they tend to charge in, thinking they have found an opening, when instead, they become trapped. He knew he needed to go out through the front. Every patrol took 5 minutes to go bye, and then another would go by in 34 minutes. After the first pass, he must calmly exit the building, and make it to the nearest pub. He then will get a ride out of the city, leaving him on his own. after this, he must develop something new. He heads out, looking for any suspicious activity, finding none, he continues down the street. He makes it to the pub with 7 seconds to spare. Upon entering the pub, he takes a seat, and orders a slice of pizza. Before the slice comes though, a man comes and sits next to him. This man was not his ride though, his name was John. “Hello Price, I have not seen you in a while.” John stands up, Price does the same. “It’s nice to see you buddy.” Says Price, embracing his good friend. “I haven’t seen you in a while John, what brings you over here, and how did you find me?” “Oh, Yeah Price, I needed your help, and I have some contacts, I was hired to destroy a building, actually, not just any building, but Big Ben. I need some help infiltrating and cover, just like what we did in R.A.I.D.” “Sounds like fun, who hired you?” “Tucker, Tucker Rall.” “You still work with him, he does the most dangerous stuff around. If you fail, you die, usually.” “Yeah well, not always, remember that Dam problem, that was me.” “Saw on the news, how about we head out to a less public area, this place makes me feel uncomfortable.” “Yeah sure” They head outside and grab a Taxi, going to the local airport. “You said we were going to destroy Big Ben, how exactly, and why do you need me?” “I need to let Tucker tell you that. Lets just say that we need cover.” “Sounds like a plan to me.” They go onto the resting Learjet, and head across the Atlantic, to inevitable destruction, both of property and lives. To be continued.

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