EDIT: forgot to apply transperency, here you go:

Guess who's back? My internet was horrible last night, so I decided to have some fun in Photoshop. Hope you like it:

what if it is a noob warrant officer who doesn't know anything and has 0 crystals?

What are you trying to point out?

Hey bro, when are you going to rank up? Soon How much more exp do you need? Let me get a calculator, wait We all know that problem when we have to stare at those tiny little numbers with a calculator in our hand to find out how much exp we will need to rank up. The experience numbers have a lot of digits, so it is difficult to count them for some people. Hence, why not state 'how many experience i need to rank up' beside the ratings text? My idea is quite simple. Beside the ratings (you know, in the rank bar, on the right you can see how much crystals you have and on the left you can see your experience. It lies in between them), I suggest that there will be some digits stating how much experience we need to rank up. My idea is quite simple, and it won't replace any other texts, nor will it occupy too much space. It will help players in certain cases. I don't think that implementing this will take much time, therefore, this won't put strain on the developers. The system will automatically use grade 3 maths to find out how much exp do we need to rank up. I am not sure about the initial though, perhaps it could be N or NR as in Next or Next Rank? E.G. for me it could be: NR: 5 603 Now the negative aspects of this idea. It's simple. Since this idea is very simple and not necessary, I don't think that developers will want to waste their time implementing this, and anyway they are busy with the over drive; however, if they get some free time, I think that they can complete this idea in a jippy, before even they can finish their cup of coffee. I hope you have liked my idea, that's all.

Parkour isn't dying. Tanki is. I remember a year or two ago, how the old tanki web page looked like. In the old tanki webpage, there were two additional boxes or whatever you call it: (i) a long strip of bar showing the user activity. At that time, there were over 150 000 players online at a point of day, and even at it lowest trenches, it used to have over 30 000 players online. Now the number is down drastically; (ii) a poll just beside asking opinions of tanki. World population is increasing, and so is the number of people gaining access to internet and computers. With this two points combined, it is okay to say that Tanki is dying (in terms of players, not economics). Tanki is supposed to have increased number of tankers, but it hasn't had it. Since Tanki is dying, so is parkour. Parkour becomes boring without friends to share with. When tanker population decreases, so does parkour population. I could be wrong, but, all that i am trying to say here is that, parkour isn't dying, it's tanki who's dying. Well, if tanki dies, so does parkour, so you are technically right, but you understand what I mean, don't ya?

In parkour, we show our gratitude to Lord Semyon by making dazzling moves through the air to prove that Tanki's game mechanics are horrible like srsly, tanks flying?

You are not effective :ph34r:

bump. I am posting this just to say that i will be offline tomorrow, and may be from onwards because reasons. So... if you see me online (it's my bro doing mission, (k?)). Don't worry about him, I will take very very good care of him, such that he shan't do sin ever again. :ph34r:

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So... someone please recommend me great (and short) anime. Here is my animelist: https://myanimelist.net/animelist/LelouchUzumaki Note that I do not prefer anime that is overly romantic or action-ed. I prefer ones with a better plot. Exceptions may apply. Currently I am aiming to finish all Studio Giblhi movies.

I was supposed to post this on Saturday, but internet was too bad, hence, I am posting this today: Weekend post!

Pretty sweet. But if you are planning on getting m3/m4 hammer in the future, buy slugger alteration as well.

Entry for fund collector:

Remember boiz, today training at 14:25 (0 UTC). That's at 7:30 pm for Indians, and 7 pm for Pakistanis. Medium format, i.e., only one medium hull per team, rest will be light hulls. Everyone can take only one of each turret. No protection module, and wear clan paint

More like you ignored my statement^. Read the requirements

I know that this is off topic, but...

What do these say? Why the heavens is there a lamp in here? And finally, wut iz diz flower doing here!?!?!?!?!? :O Iran iz so cuul! Wut kind of flower iz dis!?

Dude, this thing is like, a year old :/

A Bad Thing About Tanki All texts in my opinion | No hate comments plz Tanki, as we all know it, is already packed with a bunch of flaws – major flaws. The primary ones are certainly imbalanced gameplay, huge buyers, lack of proper matchmaking, obscene graphics, and more. We all know this. It has quite a few positive aspects as well: almost free to play gameplay, online multiplayer, ability to run on low system requirements, and more. However, just like my previous article A Good Thing about Tanki, there is a particular matter of malice in the game, that most of us often seem to forget of, or not know of: Everyone can communicate. The instant thought one might find may be of confusion, or opposition. Surely allowing everyone to communicate is not a ‘bad thing’, but the problem lies in what words people exchange. “Thanks for the healing, AwesomeGirl42” is not a problem, but “you suck so bad, your mom regrets giving birth to you” is. A malicious attack from a random tanker may be of no effect, but alternatively could hurt someone, if they are acquainted to them. People may find offense in such words, and as a result, they may be hurt. Such insults may not seem harsh; however, you never know who is behind that screen. It could be an old, lonely man, trying to live off his money and time in a game that he knows is utterly useless, yet, that is what keeps him accompanied day and night. One day, the same old man may be tired of his life, and decide to add a full stop to it, just because someone gave sense to him that his life didn’t matter anymore. Good point, eh? Probably not for many readers. “Why should I care about what an old man does? It’s not my problem that he decides to kill himself. Old people die all the time!” soliloquized one random tanker. The random tanker is right… for now. He will grow up to be as old as the former was, and may spit out the same words as he once said, but from the younger youth. Small words can hurt big, just like the flaps of a butterfly may one day return as a violent storm. Words can kill, if you didn’t know. From the very words of Caesar to the abuse from a 16-year-old, both of them can kill. People hide their pain to not show their weaknesses. The world is a cruel place, show your weakness and you get stabbed in the back. Nevertheless, not showing weakness is also what prevents you from receiving care from the kind and loving. The hurt keep their wound a secret, and it tends to widen it day by day. Doubtless, one wouldn’t obviously kill himself, because humans, luckily, have something known as self-consciousness, and that’s what keeps us from doing an act as calamitous as death, however, though one might not die, he or she may be at unrest, sorrow, and discouragement. Much is said about the wound, little about the cause. You may be the tanker who caused one’s grief, so could I. Either way, the triumphant is often unaware about the damage he deals when playing with the hammer. Abuse, swearing, and profaning are synonyms a way to express strong emotions. The error surfaces when one uses them directly, without knowing that the partner may be affected negatively by the words. He could have camped the entire XP/BP or sucked really bad at jumping in parkour, still, that is no reason to mock. Instead, a simple description of the mistake, or rather, simply leaving the battle would just do fine. As far as I have seen in my Tanki career, the ones who swear are teenagers acting serious. Though a 10-year-old child maybe annoying, he certainly won’t hurt someone. I am no psychologist, but I believe that the reason why people take communicating the wrong way is because they are angry, ignorant, or they just do not care. Serious folks probably expect others to be the same, and get things right. That could be a reason. Another could be that they cannot hold their temper. The last reason, which I hope is the minority, is that tankers are evil enough to want harm to come to their surroundings. You have read this far, and you probably know that the morale of the essay is to ‘not abuse’. For me, I do not think that ‘not abusing’ is the solution. You can give a thousand ****s, or none, but what truly matters is how you express it, and how the user imagines what you said. A wise man yesterday on skype quoted: As mentioned earlier, profane language is just a manner of expressing strong emotions. Express it then. Express the world what you feel. Your joy, your sorrow, your anger – express it all. Don’t tell someone that they suck really bad and should die, say that you are feeling angry, and do not wish to stay with the partner. I believe that we should express ourselves. Sure, when you say that you don’t wish to stay with the partner any longer, he may get hurt, but at least, he won’t get hurt any worse. If people expressed their emotions, at least, people will get to know each other’s problems, and attend to the wound. When you are at the state of anger, say it, say that you are ****ing angry, there is nothing wrong to it, but just don’t hurt the other person. Tanki is full of kids, but we all know that the solution is not banning those who profane, rather, to teach children that these are words used to express emotions that can’t be expressed by mere formal Oxford Dictionary words. That’s what I believe. Such a scenario can be seen in real life too! In a relationship, a member can hide his problems and emotions, and then, all of a sudden, burst out insults. Isn’t it better to simply say your sorrows beforehand, and let a remedy be made? Our lives, as we know it, is sheltered by our parents. They have made a cozy little spot on the Earth, for us to live in. Once we move out, we see wild animals and birds everywhere. Difficulty peaks as high as Mount Everest. The solution isn’t to stab them with long spears, neither to make mountains smaller, but to tame the animals and take their help to get atop large landmasses. When people get cures, they become more and more generous, and so on, the ones around them become the same. At one point, we see a flourishing civilization. It’s kind of funny how this essay moved from “A Bad thing about Tanki” to “Mountains and Animals”. Let it be funny. Let the joy spread, because, if the world is to smile, let the smile start with you :). Written by,

Remove the TFP part! By the way, I don't think you guys noticed, but check the rules! :P I know, know rules :P We changed the introductory paragraph as well. Added an applicant's section. From now on, the applicants will parkour with the members for 1 to 4 weeks. Afterwards, a decision will be made whether to take them in or not. We discussed this over Skype. Those of you who do not have skype, please make it :) As a club, we should communicate with each other more. Just for clarification, we don't "TALK" on skype, we just chat. The legal allowance age for Skype is 13, so I bet that you guys can make skype accounts, make it. @GeeVuh, can't you use your main acc GeeVuh? And what happened to Mistalee? I heard that she took a vacation, but why is it so long :/ ?

Niraasha means hopeless in my languange

Wow, you can look into the future? Nice. Try to come online tomorrow at 8 am to 10 am (0 UTC). Indian time: 1:30 pm to 3:30 pm (+5.5 UTC) Pakistani time: 1 pm to 3 pm (0 UTC)

Why is almost everyone doing Valley!?

I bet he's using Magnum... cuz you know... bombing? byakugan? Anime? Naruto? Still my fav