How are babies made?

wonder if that was on purpose or........I just knew Maf would randomly appear lol

yeah I love the 5 years it takes to spin up

What game is that

no I don't really play Tanki anymore, computer broke forever ago

that definitely explains it, Booster drone full MU give 4x damage, that coupled with Duplet and DD renders absolutely any protection module or drug useless

I have a Xbox 360 and a Motorola smartphone, beat that B)

Simoom is good, but I say get one M2 kit rn then just wait for better ones to unlock as you rank up

anything with Thunder or Twins M2

that requires moving around which is a pain in the ass in Mobile

true, best thing to do on mobile is sit as far away as possible with Shaft

Not in EST, but Congo lol

Cool now fix the damned Gift Card option, seriously PayGarden is a bunch of crooks And half the time your gift card doesn't work even though you just bought it and know for a fact that the money is on it

I got Striker M2 and Uranium lately on a different account, not sure if it's just cause I was on Mobile but I was extremely underwhelmed by the damage it was dealing, only like 500 per rocket if I remember right and 1k with DD

that doesn't even seems possible

Dragons Dragons everywhere this, remember when people thought that Slugger was OP? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!

*insert 2009-through half of 2018 here as example of why match making is unneeded*

this game isn't even Futuristic, it's basically an Arcade game, nothing real matters

Dude this is Tanki Online not Battlefield or World of Tanks, we have a god damn Nanobot Turret and a Ice turret for God's sake

IDK what that is Tpbm is facing hordes of Flood that are at Stage 6 of Flood evolution (Flood is the zombie like creatures from Halo, they get more and more deadly as they evolve and S6 is the hight of they're evolution)

Hmmmm...... I don't think a 2% chance is worth it, maybe like 4% and no SD you just take a lot of damage

Duplet, really nice to have your entire team be getting spawn killed cause of some arse with the M3 Hammer Vik kit and this alt

So in the long run what's going to be better? Striker with Uranium alt or Thunder MUed?

I'd be wearing a hazmat suit and all dogs would be killed What if T-Series wins the battles against PewDiePie

Yay I can flip ANYTHING NOW!!!