2 for killing spec isn't enough

ENTP ftw

0 Just a pun on signing out :P

Headnote then?

Hi whoever approved this topic.

Nice!! As always, like you say, there will be one sugar particle that isn't quite right. 2016 had 366 days, leap year

Footnote (or whatever it's called): I'm leaving anyway, so why not? Also, for you humorless tweezers people out there, this is satire!1! Enjoy. "Quit Tanki? But I spent so much time on my account!!! Look at my combo!" I say to you, what can your combo do in real life? Impress your peers? Because, even though you're proud of those 30 minutes of grinding for ricochet M0, there'll always be that prick with M3 Thunder and that swaggy Emerald paint. Nobody likes that jerk, but those guys will always be there ;) And face it, getting an M1 is 2 hard 4 you :( Which leads us to argument one... Argument I: ur a nuub Mate, just so you know, Ricochet M0 isn't all that impressive at Lieutenant Colonel. Ok? Because that explains your kill/death ratio. And you only have a few hundred crystals. You could start over again and grind your TEETH all the way to Ricochet M0 again, or you can just quit ;) Why not just stop repeating the cycle of getting those M0s? Because there will be Warrant Officers who actually have M1s, so all that'll happen to you is this: BLASTER872 was destroyed by Hunter.Smoky.M0 Getting destroyed 198,273 times... wait, make that 198,274 times isn't healthy for your tank. Which leads us to argument two.... Argument II: hav merci on ur helth Tanki's effect on your health is the effect a Firebird M3 has on a Wasp M0. However, a Wasp can run from the Firebird and use a Repair Kit ohmygosh drugger noob you can't use drugs noob drugs give 2 big advantage and live for another battle. Run from the Firebird of Tanki and use the Repair Kit of real life. Currently, by leaving my fictional M0 Ricochet Hunter combo behind, I have gotten my life status to M3. Don't be the M0 in life and the M3 in Tanki, rather, be the M3 in life and the guy who doesn't play Tanki anymore ;) Ever since I quit Tanki, here's what you'll find me doing if you catch me around: You saw nothing. Oh, these hard to kill enemies destroying my poor Ricochet M0 Hunter M0 combo...! Which leads us to argument three... Argument 3: all my enemees hoo wudnt wish hoo eye wuz First of all, if you didn't get that, you have no taste in music. But seriously, you get so many enemies in Tanki Online!! Leaving them behind is a really good reason to leave, one of the reasons I left. These enemies are so annoying, I wish I could beat them at a round of XP/BP! This is my enemies list... all in it are noobs!!! Case in point. Cunclueshun I have... Wait, could I have a second to count? 2, 5, 3... 3 reasons to quit Tanki Online! Join us at the graveyard of Tanki Online!! Don't wait another second! Join now! Copyright Noob sellout that still plays Tanki 1337 This is BLASTER872... logging out.

Footnote (or whatever it's called): I'm leaving anyway, so why not? Also, for you humorless tweezers people out there, this is satire!1! Enjoy. "Quit Tanki? But I spent so much time on my account!!! Look at my combo!" I say to you, what can your combo do in real life? Impress your peers? Because, even though you're proud of those 30 minutes of grinding for ricochet M0, there'll always be that prick with M3 Thunder and that swaggy Emerald paint. Nobody likes that jerk, but those guys will always be there ;) And face it, getting an M1 is 2 hard 4 you :( Which leads us to argument one... Argument I: ur a nuub Mate, just so you know, Ricochet M0 isn't all that impressive at Lieutenant Colonel. Ok? Because that explains your kill/death ratio. And you only have a few hundred crystals. You could start over again and grind your TEETH all the way to Ricochet M0 again, or you can just quit ;) Why not just stop repeating the cycle of getting those M0s? Because there will be Warrant Officers who actually have M1s, so all that'll happen to you is this: BLASTER872 was destroyed by Hunter.Smoky.M0 Getting destroyed 198,273 times... wait, make that 198,274 times isn't healthy for your tank. Which leads us to argument two.... Argument II: hav merci on ur helth Tanki's effect on your health is the effect a Firebird M3 has on a Wasp M0. However, a Wasp can run from the Firebird and use a Repair Kit ohmygosh drugger noob you can't use drugs noob drugs give 2 big advantage and live for another battle. Run from the Firebird of Tanki and use the Repair Kit of real life. Currently, by leaving my fictional M0 Ricochet Hunter combo behind, I have gotten my life status to M3. Don't be the M0 in life and the M3 in Tanki, rather, be the M3 in life and the guy who doesn't play Tanki anymore ;) Ever since I quit Tanki, here's what you'll find me doing if you catch me around: You saw nothing. Oh, these hard to kill enemies destroying my poor Ricochet M0 Hunter M0 combo...! Which leads us to argument three... Argument 3: all my enemees hoo wudnt wish hoo eye wuz First of all, if you didn't get that, you have no taste in music. But seriously, you get so many enemies in Tanki Online!! Leaving them behind is a really good reason to leave, one of the reasons I left. These enemies are so annoying, I wish I could beat them at a round of XP/BP! This is my enemies list... all in it are noobs!!! Case in point. Cunclueshun I have... Wait, could I have a second to count? 2, 5, 3... 3 reasons to quit Tanki Online! Join us at the graveyard of Tanki Online!! Don't wait another second! Join now! Copyright Noob sellout that still plays Tanki 1337 This is BLASTER872... logging out.

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gg learning Atra in TM clan training, Viper Some really good entries! Read most of them, will read the rest of the winners

i will use my acc for clan wars and tournaments. in short no add me on skype if you will miss me, but can't bother missing me

I've quit the game a long time ago. Decided I won't be here on the forums either, sorry. Add me on skype if you ever want to chat or anything (live:itsnotsentimentalenough)

Good to know :) I'd 1v1 you but that time is awful

And you think XP is the only thing defining skill? Hell, this isn't even an XP/BP war! And you say "they will lose quickly" without ANY footage of their gameplay. I can't supply any footage but hell I've played with them, and against them

"favorite" "Second-best" Lol Anyway, this isn't a new chapter of my Tanki career. I am wrapping up the book.

hi?

Leaving Tanki. And still staying in clan in case a war or training comes up. But will give executive power elsewhere HOWEVER... I need to find a replacement leader FAST

Tofu yum = skype?

2nd best? not even close, we get d3sed in playoffs but we are improving ;) hope to do good against MOD

the entire point is nobody knows the map. i won't tell anyone and i trust qfu not to cheat either

/vote doesnt work

I'm going to prove his legitimacy (kinda) Get to his image, and google search it. Nothing! He didn't take it from google. He must have obtained it elsewhere. Nobody would go to that much time, buy a picture that's probs on google with a high risk of failing, for at the most 700 dollars

Hi?

kits

idc