High five me! Now I can go buy some crystals! Just kidding, I've got snacks to worry about ;)

Yeah, we agreed on the $50 bucks thing. Here's my advice: Do not give me $50 bucks right now.

Sorry, but his setup is similar to mine. To brag, I started sharing advice on a clan since Page 3 of this clan.

I didn't tell you to come here. We didn't do anything to aggravate you and cause your leave, but FW was super inactive, no blame for that.

We want a clan war, non official (means it won't be listed cuz it would either ruin ur war log or mine, DOS) 2 rounds, cuz we need no real winner if it ties -.- Let's do it at Sunday, UTC 22 Our team: Orange Your team: Black (Mind that these are paints) Round 1: XP/BP Kungur CTF Round 2: Free Format Poly CP You can help us decide the amount of peeps, 4-6 is fine.

Don't litter your war log and make HD look noob. Do 5v5 at the least.

Non-format XP/BP does not need the M2/M2. Do non format.

No.. No you didn't. I didn't get rekt. And a professional clan should be doing XP/BP wars (not saying you should have one rite now) Good luck to HD from TM!

You guys are fourth in replies. 1st in updated though

Dude, what about XP/BP wars? OOOOHHH GETREKTSKRUB

I said, what if? lol nub jk I live in CA, so yeh you know us muricans...

Good job, DOS! Remember the gold I got?

murica. What if I told you I was Canadian?

He has an awful garage, I agree. There actually is a freecam thing you can do, although I'm not sure how =P

First of all, we didn't flame you. We just told you that if you didn't like us, you could get off the battle. (since it was clan practice) And we even apologized! When you whip people, make sure you can take the blow. Because I just stole the whip back. #GETREKTSKRUB

I've said this a lot of times. For me, ethan is a very agreeable fellow. What ethan said.

That evil sarcasm. Loved the troll face.

What disturbs me is not his rudeness, but the fact that he bests you every time.

That was my line, and I said it first :P However, another Esport rule is you can't use the member code for someone who is not in your clan. So guess how I credited Zenith when he made my logo? Zenith101 Doing it in style.

That's pretty rude, sir. However, DOS, you should read the E-sports more carefully. It is strictly forbidden to take part in any given tournament with more than one account. That means, official E-sports tournaments cannot have multiple accounts under the same player. Ex: Lucky 7. But clans and clan wars can have multiple accounts under the same people. (Clan wars, as long as two separate people use the accounts, it is OK to participate with an alt.) So, Zenith, you should join with LordZenith.

I'd apply, except I have a really low rank and I love my clan/ \_/

How to set up a practice: So, in DOS's previous article, he said you should NOT set up a practice, god forbid! And he is right! In most circumstances... See, when a generalissimo joins your clan, what do you do? Pretend to be PRO. You've got all of these "wars" won... You need to have practices to go along with them! Now you may ask, won't he not be able to join? No problem! Since all of your other "members" are recruits, you and the generalissimo should make recruit accounts for the training. Log onto all your accounts simultaneously, by using links such as cheater.tankionline.com, and use each of them to chat! The chat should look like this: BLASTERALT: Hey guys! GISSIMOALT: You guys are all recruits? How did you win so many wars? DevereEdwards1: Skill. Of course, that's only when you get a training scheduled! So how do you do it? You reply to the topic: "Hey, sir gissimo! How are you doing? We need your schedule!" Don't even think of PMing him. More convenient? GET OFF OF TANKI! TANKI IS FOR HARD-WORKING PEOPLE AND NO SHORTCUTS! Anyway, to get back on point, if he asks you whether you have the rest of the clan's schedules, say yes! After all, they are your alts. When you get his time, here's what you do: You schedule a practice immediately. Hey, he is on right now, am I right? Do it by replying to your clan topic. Forget a group PM or anything. Ex: Clan "We Suck" [WS] (nobody mind what the logo says, made by Zenith101) Leader: BLASTER872 Coleader: TheWorstGeneralissimo Members: DevereEdwards1 Vovan_Hacksource RailgunPoweredTanky SarfarazTheGreatKhan AltBot GetRektSkrub_i gidoway Allies: We Suck Worse Reply: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TRAINING RIGHT NOW If the generalissimo does not come, blame him! He was on a few minutes ago... Wait, did he reply, "I leave?" Report him for idiocy! I hope you enjoyed the fifth article of Clan Advice Column. And seriously, these tips should be used.

Hammer, for sure.

What ethan said.

Let's first start with Tier 2 B) Then, when they do, you could consider GLing them for Tier 1 XD Your clan is also really epic!