You want popularity because you think it would garner you respect? The only respect you need is self-respect.

It was the butler.

Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four flushing carcass OUT my door! 1... 2... [Fires Tommy gun] ...3! Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. [Fires again] And a Happy New Year! [Fires again]

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Avalanche

If we all die laughing it would not be such a bad thing.

More like "infamous" instead of popular. :lol:

Only if they can outrun you.

He asked how to be popular in Tanki, not life. :)

Assault Emitters. Good for emergency close combat or to use Shaft as somewhat of a "normal" turret, comparable to Thunder without the splash damage. The Heavy Capacitor is really too slow of a load and I can do the same using DD when I need to without the slow loading.

True. Firebird was nerfed badly on this update. It is not the beast it once was. With an M2 50/50 I was able to take on groups of 3 to 4 tanks before getting killed. Best was taking on 9 but was only able to destroy 5 since I was under heavy firepower. Now you can't kill that much because they got rid of its penetration completely.

I have a sentimental weakness for my children and I spoil them, as you can see. They talk when they should listen.

Are you using the Heavy Capacitors alteration?

1. Q 2. f 3. u 4. 1 5. 0 :P

That is an understatement.

I am a huge fan of Gary Larson.

Maybe?

The beginning of your story reminded me of this:

Lamb Chops

I am in this clan.

Looks like a developer's profile to me.