Hi guys, just made it for being on the first page. :) I wasn't here for most of these except the changes in Micro-upgrades. My brother still thinks it works the old way! :o Any way, great article. :D

Edit: He means I'm B) Pro B).

Nice! Saw three golds past 3 days, one a valentine. Anyway I only caught the Valentine one. However that was when I was playing for my brother.

I don't know why I upvoted it, but I did. I think you have a better chance of winning than me. :(

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Once upon a time, there was a family. They were the Godmodes. They controlled the Tankiverse, they were the gods of Tanki. It was a family of four, The King, Godmode_Over, his wife, Godmode_Next, and their two kids, Godmode_Activate and Godmode_ON. The Godmodes were fair and just, responsible for the dropping of goldboxes and such. Their sons were opposite personality,Godmode_Activate was much like his father, obedient and fair, destined to follow in his father's foot steps, however Godmode_ON was a different story. He was a rouge, going of on adventures and lavishing riches on those who didn't deserve it. It was he who made the infamous crystal boxes. Anyway on Oct. 30 2013, Godmode_Over discovered Godmode_ON's involment to the Chernobyl Accident, Godmode_Over flew into a rage, stripped away Godmode_ON's power and sent him down into the Tankiverse. And now to this day those lucky enough (or unlucky enough) to meet him, have the knowledge that if they manage to kill him, Godmode_Over will reward them with three goldboxes.

I think I'll stop now.

Missed a period, this is starting to get irritating. :P

You said it, 600 years, that's a long time! :P

Yea, China's Communism is kinda breaking down, if you want to hear about a bad place go look for North Korea. Gnat, you got a new key "get into the Tanki mood" phrase? Actually I think Australasia is actually called Oceania.

Hmm, sounds nice.

Hmm, never heard of it, maybe I'm behind our time.

Actually, I would think that Premium is better than buying. Reasons: 1. It encourages playing, don't play don't get stuff. 2. If they become noob from Premium they don't get much, I mean, if you were that bad and got 3 crystals per battle, having premium wouldn't change anything. But if you were a buyer you could be totally noob and get a cool kit and bash people and get 200 a battle instead of 6.( double from the Premium) 3. Finally, if you think about it, 15 percent vs everything isn't that much, it means 1-2 more shots with twins. While with buying you can get over powered paint with 25 vs 3 things and in my opinion, that is better than 15 vs everything. I'm not pro Premium, the reason I did this is so you guys can stop ranting and raving over not much.

When I was a noob, hmmm, I guess I was a noob! :P

Love doing that!

Should have read the tanki forum rules. Just did. Man it was big! Should love/like to read. Totally man! ;) Should be fairly active in the forum. I come on usually at least once a day.

No!! Your doing it wrong too! It's AAAHHHHRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Ooh, now there's a contraction Nazi! Wow, great job, got punctuation right!

Hmmm, never thought of that....

Agree with you to. I'm not an alien either! :D

You sure dinos lived before people? That's just what they teach in public schools. By the way, I kinda think Dragon of Storms lives on earth.

Great article A true master piece! In the words of "Mark Twain" "There are 3 types of cheating, Farming, Hacking, and using a Mammoth-Shaft on Monte Carlo.".

Haven't got there yet but sounds fun! Great article, really blew us up eh?

Hmm strange, ask Killer on that.

Myth: Girls hav bad speling. Actully boys haf bad spelig. :P