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Good job @pinky.

Are we live? What? You're streaming "Wednesday Ripe" instead? Nobody wants to watch a Russian mult get rekt for an hour, you nitwit! Make me live, NOW! "How do you do. I am Ms Isida, reporting from our secret lair in Perm. Tomorrow, I and those who feel it is time for Isida to be returned to its rightful position of superiority, shall stage a coup and introduce this hapless game to true balance. Let everyone play fake vampires and ghosts today; tomorrow the real vampires shall rise!" "To celebrate the glorious future of eternal servitude that awaits tankkind, I decided to kidnap a wretched fellow from the EN Newspaper HQs to publicly ridicule. After unmasking Godmode_ON to be a brainless brat in a rather boring fashion, I determined humiliating reporters to be a much more interesting activity." "My band of faithful Isidas has grown, and now includes some rather very powerful individuals. They are able to grant me - their leader - access to almost every crevice of the tankiverse; my loyal bodyguards were thus able to execute my commands to bring me a random reporter with extreme ease. They are now about to unveil the poor chap, as he sits tied to his chair. Whoever he is, I hope he lasts long enough for me to be sadistically satisfied." Dramatically-unveiled-chap: Where am I? What is this? Ms Isida: *Evil grin* Welcome to the "Ms Isida Interviews" interrogation room, where I reveal how truly horrendous the creatures of the tankverse are, and how terribly this world is in need of my able guidance. Especially you reporters. Chap: "You" reporters? I'm not a reporter! I'm a guest writer. We're basically people who unselfishly write for the newspaper without receiving pay, while the reporters enjoy the ability to drop golds at will, AdminGoldPlz style. We guest writers also have to sweep Flexoo's giant office everyday. Ms Isida: Just shows how flawed your systems are, and how much good my rule shall do. Anyways, this is an interview, so I must ask you to introduce yourself. Chap: Hi I'm Magenta, but Miss Isida already seems to already know that, cuz that banner on the wall says "Miss Isida Interviews: Magenta". Also, everyone calls me Evans. Insolent Guard: No, everyone calls you pinky maggy *gets ignored though* Ms Isida: I warn you, you abhorrent thing, my name is "Ms" Isida, not "Miss"! Magenta: But it's written on the banner though. Ms Isida: *Turns back* *becomes pale* WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS DETESTABLE MISCHIEF? Magenta: I think it's him *points at Insolent Guard*. Ms Isida: How DARE you? Guards, take this traitor to the dungeons! Now! *Guards take away screaming Insolent Guard*. Now, *cough*, enough with these trivial matters. Let's get on with the interview. Are you looking forward to seeing Isidas rule the tankiverse? Magenta: Yeah totally just give Isida all the superpowers so that it's OP and remove all powers from all other turrets and I'll switch to Isida from Twins. Ms Isida: You know, I expected another of those miserable creatures who just love cracking bad puns. But you are not so bad! Magenta: Tank you. Ms Isida: Oh you people are all just vain, aren't you? Magenta: Hehe, you get hot-headed so fast, as if a Firebird is shooting at you. Ms Isida: Pfft, a mere Firebird would never get past my bodyguards! Magenta: Your bodyguards? Like the one who wrote "Miss Isida" on that banner? Like the one who secretly freed hogree from the dungeon after the Newspaper bribed him? Like the one who I bribed to spy on you and inform me of all your whereabouts? Like the one who I bribed to bring me here, and who also let me smuggle in the GPS chip, so that I can lead Officer CooperO's police team here? Like the one who is probably right now opening the gates to let Coop's team in? Ms Isida: What are you talking about... Magenta: It's over, lady. The wheels were set in motion to capture you, the most dangerous threat to balance in the tankiverse, ever since Meliora interviewed you. Ever since then, we have been slowly nerfing you, and encroaching into your inner circle; and now, we finally have you. This will be a fitting gift of retirement to Sergei! *Ninja and Maf come in to arrest Ms Isida* Ms Isida: I shall have my revenge! Isidas of the tankiverse, hear this, I will not fail you, I WILL COME BAAA *voice fades out into distance as she is dragged off* Will Miss Isida come back? Or is hogree's revenge, rest his soul, complete? If she does decide to surface again, it will, in all likelihood, be on Halloween - her favourite day of the year. Will the tankiverse have shrunk into a Big Crunch by then? Stick around for a year to find out. Yeah I know that's a lot to ask, but pls pls pls pls? Other writings by me:Interviews by me: -An Expert's Extensive Guide On Onions And What To Do With Them-Personality Cut Down: Cutting Nives with Knives (Winner of The Best Of The Amateur Writing Section 2017) -5 Magic Tricks You Can Perform In Tanki-Personalities of Yesterday: Night-Sisters -The Paint Invasion - Strategy Room-Interrogating The Helpers: Reporters -Mag's Journals: My Visit To The EN Reporters' HQs - Part 1-Interrogating The Helpers: Forum Moderators -Part 2 - My Visit To The EN Reporters' HQs [Mag's Journals]-Interrogating The Helpers: Wiki Editors -Dear Love -Lost To The Snow (Published in the 78th Issue of The Newspaper)

Hohloma Paint: Sucky.

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I always wanted to see you become a legend. But then, I guess I am seeing that happen. We'll always remember you, you don't need a grey-red icon dangling beside your nickname to be called a legend <3.

It's good, but you really do need to add a lot of imaginative detail. You might want to check some of @kaisdf's work to know what I mean by "imaginative detail." Click here and here.

I didn't know that the AWS had such excellent philosophers!

What?

The person wanted to type a lot of exclamation marks, but was so excited that they could not keep shift held. Obviously nobody is that excited, mixing in some 1s with !s is done intentionally just for the mega-excitement effect.

As much as I appreciate you guys bumping my article, c Can you please stop this nonsensical spamming?

I just made humanity better, in my own little way, by introducing you people to the art of Tanki-photography. Be more grateful, child!

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Just bought the kit <3. It's cheap as hell, and I really wanted Hornet M3 and the Irbis paint, so... :D.

I guess I should welcome myself to the internet... "Aaakh thuuu" bit much, no?

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Are you insulting the mults, or bragging? :thinking:. jkoknooffencetakemult

Totally.

Twins: Make a short-range alt then! Holiday: Uhm, why?

I would* rather have...

Long time no see, ya'll <3 *hugs*.