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I'm going to 10/10 my Hornet by Major, get it for free at Marshal as M3 and get Jack Hammer kit, with the m2 alt and later get M3 Rail and have four possible M3 combos as a free player! :D
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I hate cops http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=358098
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Metiphorical Pig Roast Tastes Awesome
Sliced replied to Sliced in Metiphorical Pig Roast Tastes Awesome Archive
So, as I was coming home from school today, a cop goes speeding down my block where I see the road blocked already with another three a few houses down from mine. As I got closer, I noticed a big bulky cop shove a little KID maybe 10 - 12 years of age to the ground then jammed his knee into his back before cuffing him and putting him in the squad car. My mom and dad were outside, my mom watching, my dad fixing a guy's truck. My mom's telling me the kid allegedly stole a bike which apparently gives the cops enough reason to jump a kid. As they began to leave, My mom flipped them off and I shook my head at them. The last two cops stopped, got out asking if we need help. My mom began swearing at them. I told them, yeah not to abuse little kids and they were making it seem to be all okay. My dad started getting on them too, nearly yelling. The other cop told him to get back to work and to mind his own business, which triggered me, so I decided this is enough. These cops need to leave and I don't think asking nicely was in the cards. Me being me, I chose to do something only people lacking IQ like me would do. I roasted the living crap out of them. "Yeah? Do you take pride in abusing little kids? This guy, my dad, has a real job, actually HELPING people, which is more than you can say, mister!" The first cop was silent. Said nothing, the other one had this dumbfounded look and retreated back into his squad car. "S-sorry, I can't hear ya," is what he said. "Well, you must be deaf then, because you look pretty damn old." He shut up and left with his buddy without another word. That poor little kid. I feel like going down to the station to hug him. Cops where I live are trash. I don't take crap from even cops. I've done roasting of some users here on the forum which I'm not proud of, but I'm damn happy I stood up for this kid. -
Tanki devs are leaving the game as free to play but make it so you have to play a certain way, making you think you have to buy since new players dont know these ways.
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Anyway, I was told to say this so....
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IF YOU WANT TO JOIN, FILL OUT THE APPLICATION!! :DDDD
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I think I'll have to wait for a higher level member to confirm this .-.
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And you refuse to PM me. Please, if you want to talk about this, do it in PM or just drop it.
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I'm not? Skills, If you have a problem, please speak in PM, nowadays clans get warnings for fights that go on in their topic even if they weren't involved because it's their topic and it's their responsibility to keep it clean. So, they still get in trouble. Enough of that gets the clan closed. So I urge you to PM me with any problems.
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^ Kid still hates me for whatever reason. Kept calling me Epic_Dumbo_Mango in lobby chat last night xDDDDD Also, I got two more votes, an elderly and a crested and all you need is three votes right? This makes 4
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Add me back plzzzzz
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^ I'm your next-door neighbor
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Not true. Get an isida duo to go in, most likely fail half way back to base. Attention will be on them, so have a hornet or wasp on stand-by to take flag once it gets returned. Easy get away.
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I wonder what the @Possibility of you finding me is xD
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Ask then if you've been recruited
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Another short moment in Tanki: Hill ctf, on space mode, I was playing with M0 Rail as opposed to my M2 Isida. Things were getting hairy, base is under attack, the Titan Isida fighting with all his might to keep us alive against the Hornet RIchochet using the sign to bounce his shots at us and the Unicorn kit user that sat idly in the back right corner, somehow landing shots. I had just respawned and as my tank appeared I engaged my "hack." next to the "prt sc" button was the "f12" button which was a one-press change from wifi to Airplane mode. I tapped this and made my way over the hill while the other tanks remained still, as if they'd been frozen permanently by a Freeze. Once over, I changed back to wifi, the game catching up just as I passed over the flag, taking it in my grasp. Unfortunately, unlike the Unicorn, Mammoth Striker and Titan Thunder they had, that pesky Hornet Rico saw through my ruse. Of course, he began firing at me as I sped up the hill as fast as my little tank would carry me. I aimed for our flag as I went over, already taking four shots from that M1 Rico. As I went over the hill, I fired my Railgun to stabilize, but was already upside down. Apparently I hit him, a red "426" showing up on screen and his shots ceased. But I wasn't in the clear yet. The rest of Blue team had noticed me, and opened fire. I saw the Unicorn's shell fly past and the explosion as the M0 Thunder took most of my remaining health. And as I soared over our flag, I dropped theirs, onto the waiting Titan Isida, capping it and winning us the game. I on the other hand, continued to soar off into the vastness known as space...
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but if you get 3 -1 votes you don't get accepted.
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3 +1 Elderly dragon votes.
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One more of you nugs needs to +1 me so I can be recruited :D
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I used Viking because at M2 it's got the high armor and speed, better so than hunter or Dictator. Stats are the same for armor at M3...or maybe they finally changed that
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So, I was on Barda, on Red team, ctf. I was heading over to the smaller bridge, took the speed boost and continued on...coming at me was an M2 Hunter Isida, from the bottom. On the other side of the bridge proudly sat a double damage box, waiting to be taken. He activated a double armor as he neared and I soared across the bridge, barely taking it before my blood-thirsty competitor. He began to suck down my life as I did to his. At the same time he kept pushing forward against me, so I laid a mine, backing away from him. A solid 800 damage he took but he stayed on the ramp of the bridge, waiting for me to come at him. My health was dangerously low. I sat for a second thinking how to approach this, then, in a sudden movement, I said; "Alley oop!" I did go forward, but I also used the few inches of room to either side of him on the bridge to speed past, keeping my beam on him. My tank was too quick, my movement was too fast, he tried in vain to get an aim on me. In the blink of an eye I was at his back side. Then, came what I was looking for. The red "188" damage indicator showing I had killed my enemy. Proudly, I ventured on, to be rekt around the corner by a Hammer. Rest in peace, Sliced. 1998 - 2017
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@Ghost_Animator_Shaft
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I hardly see blue win because red has control over at least 75% of the map.
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If this doesn't prove I'm good at this game, then I don't know what does! Two golds dropped but I didn't try to catch them. I happened to get a DD box for both then killed off as many as I could. got six kills the first one and 4 the next hehehe
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Bro loosen up, stop being spam police. Chill your grill and have some fun, dude. The spam isn't out of control like it used to be. Yeah it picks up a bit now and again but it's going to happen. No I'm not saying to let it happen, but when it gets to be too much, then maybe say something.
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