Running from @Sliced in a battle. You know what I mean, Onion. You. Make. Me. Cry. I didn't even get to properly slice you and you're the third one, so I guess the "three times the charm" thing doesn't always hold true. :ph34r:

Like if you scrolled through every page to see if you were mentioned.

Viking + Magnum + hull overdrive + DD + Deathmatch = Everyone else be like:

I read a chat ban wrong. I read; "x has been banned for five minutes. Reason: Flood," as; "x has been banned for five minutes. Reason: Food"

“Have you been reading the news? What’s happening at Cuba terrifies me,” Karen shuddered at the very thought of the @Possibility of nuclear war.

I T.A.W.T I taw a tournament! Like this post if you get the pun and reference. Difficulty: Impossible.

Im a F2W player and I could have afforded not 1, not 2, or 3 but FOUR M2 kits. I mean, if only people knew HOW to generate a lot of crystals, they wouldn't see it as P2W. No, I dont just do missions and log off. I do plenty of pro battles. Also, there are contests you can take part in, in the forum and win crystals like that. Show a lot of contribution to the community you might get a prize at the end of the year. I was an honorable mention and I was awarded 100,000 crystals and 3 containers. Basically, the game only counts up crystals earned in battle to show on your profile. You need to have as many other ways to earn crystals as possible to make the most profit. Forum contests, contributing, being a no lifer during x2 battle fund holidays and buying things only on half off sales. It's really not that hard, just takes a LOT of patience. Also, I skipped M1 equipment and went right to M2 equipment at WO5 to save about 50,000 crystals on the hull and turret. Doesn't seem like much, but that's a lot at those ranks. Be a no lifer while you have beginner's pass. Make your account right before a holiday where there will be increased battle funds which double for each battle with the pass mentioned. Dont buy too much equipment. Noobs are easy to kill at those ranks. Try to join winning battles and contribute as much as you can. Isida helps out a lot. Try using it in small map ctf games in pro battles. I did Noise ctf games with 20 - 50 cap limits with no timer. Huge rewards, which again are doubled by beginner's pass. For non-pro battles, try to join battles with the highest ranked players possible. The higher the rank, the faster funds go up because more is added the higher ranked a player is. I think it's like 2 for Recruits and it's 9.9 for Legends. It's 10 exp per kill, which means you get a near 1:1 ratio. Then there's people who come and go. This gives you more rewards. Say there's a 10,000 fund in a game and everyone leaves but you manage to get maybe just 1 point and you just happened to be on the winning team. Well, if there's no enemies, you get ALL of them. Have an alt account to buy lots of equipment on to see what you like best, then on your main account, buy that combo, which saves you THOUSANDS of crystals. When sales come, do not overspend. I do suggest upgrading an M2 hull when you get one, to be 10/10. I did this with my Hornet, which cost me roughly 225k, but it gave me an M3 hull several ranks earlier, which made playing easier. With the research I've done, I've found this strategy to be most profitable and I have made, again, as a free player, over 1 MILLION crystals. about 350k from battles, which means the other 650k come from everything here. The saving, the smart spending, the extra earning, Mostly from October to May, there's a holiday each month, so more gold drops, increased battle funds, etc. Another thing, if you can play regularly, on average, people get to generalissimo in one year, so make your account, preferably, around Halloween celebrations. You get several months to farm as much as you can from holidays and by the time your year passes, you'll be hitting them again to get M3s easy. See? I've gone as far as to WHEN a player should make their account, depending on how much they can play. You have from Halloween to May Day celebrations to catch some good sales for M3s. That's a HUGE window incase you don't play for a while. 1,000,000 crystals sound good? Try this! :D Edit: I've spent roughly 541,925 crystals on this account and I currently have barely over 600,000 saved up as of now. This means I've earned at least 1,142,500 crystals over my Tanki career on @Sliced.

You know how to make 1,000,000+ crystals before M3 ranks as a free player :ph34r:

Buyer nooba xD jk.

Two screenshots. One before and after :) Shaft with DD = Railgun with faster reload = R.I.P enemies.

I hope these were accurate

Weekly chain wheelspin So I'm going to start off by saying I made an idea like this one but I couldn't find it. For about half a year we've been receiving 3x weekly chain mission rewards and from it, players can depend on those to earn a lot more crystals, which easily allows them to purchase things they need to keep up without buying. but that's the thing, free players don't have to worry about buying with these rewards, and I can only assume Tanki's been losing money on this. Unless their game plan was to release more limited time animated paints during this time to get people to buy high priced packages to get them, to keep the money coming. My idea for this isn't to decrease or increase rewards. My idea is that when a player reaches their seventh day in doing missions, they can purchase a wheelspin of 1.5x, 2x, 2.5x and 3x, so four values, for an amount of crystals, so there's risk in it. Then number they land, is the multiplier they get for their rewards. This way, players can't complain about rewards being decreased, it's all up to chance. This should NOT affect containers earned.

Railgun used to be called "The Fear Machine" Firebird's flame was once blue If an enemy is on top of a player using Magnum, with their Magnum aimed upwards where the end of the barrel goes all the way through the tank, the shot hits the underside of the tank above them, despite the end of the barrel being above the tank. If you're using Isida on a player and another player crosses through the beam, the beam will go through the player as if they are not there and will still heal/damage the tank you began firing on. Mines ignore physics. Place one on top of a thin wall and it won't be affected by gravity. 101 deaths and 0 kills = 0.00 k/d

Versus mode: A mode where all members of one team use the same combo and the other all use the same of a different combo, such as Wasp/Freeze Vs. Hornet/Firebird, or another like Viking/Thunder Vs. Hunter/Smoky in CTF, TDM, CP, or DM but in DM half the players use one combo and the other half use the other combo. The creator of the battle chooses the combos to use and for what teams. Players who join these battles, if they own the correct equipment, will automatically change upon joining.

My birthday is 4/20/69 jk.

6.7% chance for paints? Damn I got lucky when I got Prodigi

You clearly don't see them for what they really are. Nobody can wait to rank up to be rained on by the ranking crystal rewards, but now, every single week, you have the chance to earn a rank's worth of crystals from these containers. Maybe you're running low on drugs? There ya go, 125 more. You clearly show you are not grateful at all for this. My side of why they were a bad idea is because of all the free stuff we get from them, and Tanki loses revenue.However, I won't complain I get free extra stuff from them. These guys try their best to do what they can to better the game. Yeah they have made really crappy updates and really good ones, but not all are going to be good ones and we're just going to have to deal with the bad ones as they come. Strato trying to be a mod :ph34r:

The containers should NOT give paints. Tiger is 500,000 worth in crystals and the player above said they got that very paint from a container. This means players won't have to buy kits to get paints, thus Tanki loses revenue, which they're going to be losing a LOT of it. While it's a cool idea, containers never should have even been made. Remove paints from them, then there you go. A nice handful of drugs or crystals is very much more feasible, or as a VERY VERY VERY rare reward, like finding the hay in the needle stack. Who wants to go into a pile of needles, anyway? Yes, it was intentional I reversed that. I think it's best containers be removed from the game, entirely. Golden star is said to be affordable to only the wealthiest tankers. Heck, I'm sure by now somebody pulled that one for FREE out of a container, by chance. The best crystal package somebody can buy to afford that paint is the $100 one. There ya go, Tanki. Ya lost $100!

$1.47 for a container? Naaahhhh *goes and grabs boxes for mission and completes mission chain*

A while back there were applications for wiki helpers or whatever. I wanted to apply, but I have a real life job and didn't feel I'd be able to contribute much, even though I'm such a nerd about this game.

I got Prodigi paint from a container, a few cry and drugs from a couple others. So, let's see what else we can get :3 Emerald <3 For how much longer will we have the 3x weekly chain rewards? I'm ready to assume they're going to go back to normal weekly chain rewards because 3x will be the new normal .-. I seriously think this is a bit OP, so I suggested a wheelspin for a multipler reward in weekly chain mission completion. Maybe 1.5x, 2x, 2.5x and 3x? I feel this would be more balanced. I've made over a million crystals on this account from nearly half a year of these rewards. Damn. Half a year.

When im targeted by a drugger, I avoid them till their drugs run out, then drug myself. Easy killll

idk

I'm thinking we should be putting our videos in spoilers so we dont have to scroll so much...

https://youtu.be/ddx9LERLu7g This is my vid :3