You know stabbing someone with a trick knife is really annoying :) TPBM is a light bulb.

A normal human with ultra impact proof Kevlar and steel armor that can stop any known force on earth. TPBM is shot with the world's most powerful cannon at point blank range. He is unarmored and unarmed, can not teleport, can not merely step out of the way, as the cannon is nuclear and has a 2,000 mile blast radius upon impact, and cannot use any special powers of any kind. He is literally a normal human being with no defense whatsoever. The cannon cannot malfunction and the shell must explode.

Fortunately, I just read those words out of the dictionary. TPBM is in the world's deepest ocean trench without scuba gear (The pressure of the water would do in TPBM before lack of air.)

aluminum

I would eat it anyway :) What if all players were pros?

What if railguns could shoot a million shots per second?

Player need.higher.rank has been banned for a year; Reason; not BEING a higher rank (e.g. legend.)

Because it's not. Who likes Slavic hardbass? (not me!)

New phrase is "Tanki is awesome" You can see my post above. This is the phrase you can repeat in a different language.

78190-facebook78, Please read the topic instructions. Say the current phrase in a language you know, please; don't just state how many languages you speak.

Easy! Gold diggers! Why are the hits from thunder more red than orange with m2 and m3 than with m1 or m0?

Looks like it's still going to me, bad updates and all! Why don't guns go splat instead of bang?( I do know the answer to this one)

I’m from Kentucky, the Bluegrass State! I should add that it can be raining here one moment and that next it is 80 degrees and sunny #Kyweather!

Yes! 20?

Player ATLGASTATESPORTSFANx has been banned for. . . well let’s just say he has been banned and I will consider unbanning him whenever the earthe starts exploding. Anyway, he has been bannes for being a GEORGIA fan! I mean, any reasonable person would come up here to good ol KY and root for the Kentucky Wild Cats!

One word; Parachute! You don't know a word of Russian, and you have to enter a battle speaking it fluently! Удачи, кто бы вы ни были! Это вам понадобится! Удачи, кто бы вы ни были! Это вам понадобится!

I will create a new hack, called the time lapse hack. This will allow me to play at 5 to 10 times the speed of everyone else and easily get enough kills in ten minutes. TPBM Is at the bottom of a giant jar of molasses. Very sticky and thick stuff! Oh and did I mention that the jar is 150 feet deep? No scuba gear, nothing that allows you to breathe under water or any other liquid. No superpowers and most importantly NO TELEPORTING PLEASE!

New phrase guys! Tanki is awesome! = Танки потрясающий! (Russian/Cyrillic) By the way, apparently trying to copy and paste doesn't work all too well with internet explorer!

Guys a little help here please. I am going to post a new phrase in Russian, but I don't have a Russian keyboard and the character map I am using won't work. I have even tried copying and pasting from a translator(I do speak the language, but I didn't see how else to try.) Nothing works! How can I poste a phrase in Cyrillic?

This phrase will stay the same until lots of different languages have been used. After that, I will start a new phrase.

The ball is red.

How many different languages do you know? I for one can speak English, French, and a little Russian. This game will start with one person saying a phrase or sentence, and the next player will say the same phrase/sentence in a different language. Please state what the language is after you write the phrase. I will start. Le balle est rouge. (French) (Edit) Please write the name of your language in English if your chosen language uses a different alphabet or spelling

Fortunately, I am wearing high impact equipment(aka ten layers of wool sweaters) and other equipment required for climbing large mountains. TPBM is thrown from the worlds wildest stallion (horse) in just his underwear.( again no superpowers please.

Player Vulcan-skills has been banned for 1 year. Reason; not specifying what "ages" is time wise.

Player gokuMI6 has been banned for 6 months. Reason; being in the top two highest ranks on this page of posts.