I thought my drugs where acting wired :/

can I get free batteries with premium :ph34r:

can I get free batteries with premium :ph34r:

to be on the safe side, I did a story with a Shakespearean comedy format, Shakespeare is lit :P

The Tortoise and The Hare, A Comedy, on the Value of Teamwork Adapted by: Aigaion ​Style: Shakespearean Comedy credit to W. Shakespeare & Aesop --ACT I-- SCENE I. -- Nesebar -- A meadow before the forest, Hare. Enter to him, Tortoise. Hare: good morrow to you, sir Tortoise wherefore doth thee walketh so slow? doth thee ever travel anywhere Tort: we has't been arguing ov'r this for such a long time, wherefore don't we putteth a cease to this fighting, Sir Hare Hare: How? what doth thee propose? Tort: We maketh, a contest, the winner can rightfully calleth themselves the fastest In Nesebar forest. Hare: I accept thy terms, alloweth us to invite all the animals of Nesebar woods to gaze SCENE II.-- Enter Tortoise and Hare, and Hedgehog Tort: Since we has't concurred on a route for our race. alloweth us to shake paws, and may the best animal winneth. Hare: (aside) I plan to. Hedge: on thee mark, receiveth . . . setteth, wend!* (wend is an old word for "GO") Chorus: The hare shot ahead and ranneth briskly for some time. Then seeing that he wast far ahead of the tortoise, Sir Hare bethought he'd sitteth under a tree for some time and relax ere continuing the race. the hare satteth under the tree and soon hath fallen asleep. --ACT II-- SCENE I: Enter Tortoise, at the finishing post, with the animals of Nesebar Forest Tort: I am at the finish post, and I see no Haere, So I, Sir Tortoise, am the fastest in all of Nesebar Woods! Animals: *CHEER* Hare: Congratulations, thee art the fastest in all the forest though before I taketh mine leaveth, may we race again? Tort: I fain accept thy plea, alloweth us race again in one sundown. SCENE II: At the house of Hare, Enter Hare Hare: I am disappointed, at myself in losing the race, because I hadst been overconfident, careless, and lax, if 't be true I hadst not taken such things for granted, I sure would has't wonneth. SCENE III: Same race course, at dusk, Chorus: This time, the hare ranneth without stopping from start to finish. that gent wonneth by several miles, than Sir. Tortoise crossed the finishing post at dawn. --ACT III-- SCENE I: House of Tortoise, Enter Tortoise Tort: there's tush I can beat the hare in a race the way twas currently formatted. So I shalt bethink of a way to winneth SCENE II: after, on a different course Tort: Sir Hare, I asketh that thee accept another giveth for a race, on a different course. at this second Hare: Gladly, sir Tortoise, we start, now Tort: (aside) I shalt maketh a self-made commitment to beest consistently fast, Chorus: The hare ranneth at top speed until that gent cameth to a broad river. The finishing line wast a couple of kilometers on the other side of the river. The hare satteth thither wondering what to doth. In the meantime the tortoise trundled along, got into the river, swam to the opposite bank, hath continued walking and finished the race. Tort: Now Hare, I grasp the finishing pole, so I am the fastest in all of Nesebar Forest! Hare: (still drenched in water) Very well. --ACT VI-- SCENE I: Enter Chorus, he finishes the tale, with story telling. Chorus: The tortoise and hare, by this time, hadst becometh quaint valorous friends and those gents didst some thinking together. Both realized that the last race could has't been runneth much better. So the tortoise and hare hath decided to doth the last race again, but to runneth as a team this time. Those gents started off, and this time the hare hath carried the tortoise till the riverbank. thither, the tortoise tooketh ov'r and swam across with the hare on his back. On the opposite bank, the hare again hath carried the tortoise and those gents hath reached the finishing line together. Both the tortoise and hare hath felt a greater sense of satisfaction than they'd hath felt earlier. MORAL OF THE STORY "Teamwork works. It's good to be individually brilliant; but unless you're able to work with a team and harness each other's core strengths, you'll always perform below par because there will always be situations at which you'll do poorly and someone else does well" - Alwyn Sy THE END *End note* Shakespearean comedy is not actually funny, they are usually full of fantasy and end in a happy way* B)

I got a cameo :ph34r: :wub: :lol:

ok

ok

wow, I didnt expect to win, thanks Killer Gnat, (my philosophy, as long as I come on the leader board, that's winning in my book :lol:)

well said, I applaud you

MMS Expectation: You play people one or two ranks above you, and people one or two ranks below you MMS Reality: ITS A FRIGGN ALL RANK BATTLE OUT THERE!!! :lol:

ofc he got 76, his points where low compared to the far Superior red team, so they get bigger rewards for more effort, its firm but fair

MMS Expectation: You play people one or two ranks above you, and people one or two ranks below you MMS Reality: ITS A FRIGGN ALL RANK BATTLE OUT THERE!!! :lol:

#RemoveMMS

yup, u can chat in the window if you click on the type bar, than hit the instantly-regrettable PLAY button

yes, start with removing it

already did ssry im just really mad at tanki right now, your fine ^_^

MASSIVE DISAPPOINTMENT, infact, i personally apologized to every1 I said it would be a Good and Fair update, so why wasnt it? well, it was not fair, I had to be forced to play VS M5 LEGENDS, on the enemy team, there was a two diamond who coudnt even afford full m2s yet. and here is a thought, how can we report mults and hackers in non-pro battles to the Game Reports section, as there is NO link? also, I cant choose my battle anymore . . . ask any1 in any chat, 98% of the time thell say this update was (censored) if you want MMS done right, it should be you play VS one rank below you, or one above, thats fair. all-in-all, worst update EVER . . .FIX IT #RemoveMMS

question, I made an article on a history of a type of tanki gun, but its a real thing, i put it into stories, but it has no fictional elements, can I have it changed to a Review. as it could be a review of the tanki guns' real-life counterpart.

a new age is upon us

those m3s

no more formats guys :V

JUGGERNAUT!, YES! MMS, YES!! DRONES, NO! its just going to make Druggers (like me ^_^) more powerful, not cool . . . whats the point of drones? PS, can we get free batteries with Premium? :ph34r:

can I still apply? or to late?

cardinal