Be prepared for a pre-school rant. You are going to get beat in every single sense of the word.

Your mum wants you Yes, a legitimate use believe it or not

Gold is way too mature to join in.

oh i just screenshotted that kirby im telling on you mummy's not going to be happy

Only mods and wannabes use signatures in non-signature-enabled forums. <_<

Decent, m8.

something smells fishy here something's telling me kirby's a salmon

Loving the Courage mate! Looks like that would have been fun.

^ decent beard m8

Ear-plugs at the ready people. Yeah, I entered a Press Contest - probably illegal - but Archy, even though you may be tempted by my barnstormingly good singing, save the prizes for someone else

New players. Random accumulation of knowledge in my head reminds me that Mannybakshi was the first guy on Bruce's V-Log in the "I Love Tanki Online Project" [end of this video]. Yes, that probably sounds extremely sad. What he did wrong - well, I can't say, but I would guess it was something to do with account sharing since he was in DD at the time that was going around...

Step 1. Get Chicken Step 2. Eat Step 3. Repeat

+1 I think it does need a bit of tweaking with. Conversation is seriously hindered.

Issho you deserve a cookie. Probing Interview, Perfect Interviewee, Pretty Interesting tbh. Although I would have liked a little bit more on the "History-aspect" of the game, you've delivered the goods.

Who was your Man of the Match in England vs Switzerland?

Looking forward to make an entry for this if possible! Seems like an awesome contest. All the Monster Instrumental Videos I've found so far don't have any of the effects throughout the entire piece! Can anyone possibly find a good-quality Monster without vocals?

-insert essay about war here-

For once, I agree with you. Receiving honest positive comments is a far greater reward than Crystals.

Thekillerpenguin, that is one amazing parody... Looks like we've got a new Newspaper-Contest winner here!

Nah M8. You've just got a working brain because you can remember your dreams.

Loved that one too. Might be brought back next issue. ;)

M3 Viking is a beginner's hull. BAWRING. ;)

Have a good one big guy

I understand the reason for the cooldowns, but I would also like to request that in Pro Battles, you have the ability to choose "Unlimited Drugs". This will mean us hardcore druggerz still get some fun. There's nothing quite like an all-out drug war, and losing that aspect of tanki would be so sad.