How dare you speak the dark lords name :ph34r:

I had to google G-fuel..never heard of it. Doubt it can beat Gatorade though.

Very cryptic :huh:

TAKE ME HOOOME

Adjectives fail me

All good. That rule was missing from the reporter app topic so Flex just updated it.

I read and reread the application rules as well as reviewed other articles regarding applying. Never ran across that statement... Can I have the link?

I agree with Congo. Love the idea

Thanks guys! Planning on shortening my name to just Pythor when ive got enough tankoins. :ph34r:

Emphasis on "super original".

Bro nice! I'm a huge card collector myself.

Week? Try year

Opened my 1 that I promised to buy... Ended up getting 30 coins... Im not sure whether to feel sad or glad that I didnt get 1 coin.

Ill buy 1 max...just for kicks Pray for me

The TWNC has control of you through 2020 :ph34r:

Cedric's T.O. Handbook explicitly states on page 678 paragraph 4... "A tanker must not, under any circumstances, advertise or bring acknowledgement to, his or her own date of birth."

Lmao The game summed up nicely.... "Hush-Hush Tanki".

Interesting... It's showing up on my profile page as well. Guess we'll find out soon enough.

My condolences. Always hard to lose a loved one, especially when so young. Human life isn’t valued anymore. Sickening.

Haha.. I loved Volturo's entry :) The naruto runner one was pretty awesome as well.

No shot effects and terrible paints. Glad I chose to do September's instead.

Happy October Fools

WARNING WHEN OPENING YOUR XT CONTAINER: Knock on wood when you voice your thoughts on which skin you don't want. I just learned the hard way.

Yes, you read the topic title right. Here's the deal. I was sitting around my house last week listening to a certain rap song and appreciating the amazing lyrics that made the song great. All the time and work songwriters put into crafting the perfect lyrics is astounding. Anyway, I thought what if I somehow created a rap song about Tanki? The idea seemed absurd at first, but as I thought about it more and more, I acknowledged the originality that this feat could bring to the AWS. Obviously I wasn't going to make a whole new "Tanki" song, so I was faced with the decision of what rap song I should choose to style the T.O. lyrics after. After much debate, I chose "The Search" by NF, a song that I'm assuming most of you know. After investing many hours into writing these lines I finally finished. Before the I present the new lyrics, here are the lyrics to "The Search" and its official music video, to give you an idea of the format and beat of the song. To get the desired effect, please read and listen to this before continuing on to the first ever of it's kind - A Tanki Online Rap Parody. Hope you all enjoy. "THE SEARCH" - NF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnlJw9H0xAM Hey Nate, how's life? I don't know it's alright I've been dealin' with some things like every human being And really didn't sleep much last night I'm sorry That's fine I just think I need a little me time I just think I need a little free time Little break from the shows and the bus rides Last year I had a breakdown Thoughts tellin me I'm lost gettin too loud Had to see a therapist then I found out Somethin' funny's going on up in my house Yeah started thinkin' maybe I should move out You know pack my cart take a new route Clean up my yard get the noose out Hang up my heart let it air out I've been searchin' What does that mean, Nate? I've been learnin' Grabbin' my keepsakes Leavin' my burdens Well I brought a few with me I'm not perfect Lookin' at the view like this concerns me Pickin' up the cues right? I'm quite nervous Hate it when I lose sight life gets blurry And things might hurt me It's prolly gonna be a long journey but hey! It's worth it though Cold world out there kids grab your coats Been a minute I know now I'm back to roam Looking for the antidote To crack the code Pretty vivid I admit it I'm in classic mode Don't need pity given to me, but I can't condone Talkin' down to me I'mma have to crack your nose For crackin' jokes I'm lookin' for the map to hope You seen it? Been makin a whole lot of changes Wrote a song about that you should play it I get scared when I walk on these stages I look at the crowd and see so many faces Yeah That's when I start to get anxious That's when my thoughts can be dangerous That's when I put on my makeup And drown in self-hatred forget what I'm sayin an … Where the beat go? Ohh Ain't that somethin' Drums came in you ain't see that comin' Hands on my head can't tell me nothin' Gotta taste of the fame had to pump my stomach Throw it back up like I don't want it Wipe my face clean off my vomit OCD tryna push my buttons I said don't touch it Now y'all done it I can be critical Never typical Intricate with every syllable I'm a criminal Intimate but never political Pretty visual Even if you hate it I make you feel like you're in it though You call me what you wanna but never call me forgettable Leave you deep in thought I could never swim in the kiddy pool Way that I be thinkin' is cinematic it's beautiful Man I don't know if I'm makin' movies or music videos (Videos) The sales can rise Doesn't mean much though when your health declines See we've all got somethin' that we've trapped inside That we try to suffocate you know hoping it dies Try to hold it under water But it always survives Then it comes up out of nowhere like an evil surprise Then it hovers over you to tell you millions of lies You don't relate to that, must not be as crazy I am The point I'm makin is the mind is a powerful place And what you feed it can affect you in a powerful way It's pretty cool right? Yeah, but it's not always safe Just hang with me this will only take a moment okay Just think about it for a second if you look at your face Every day when you get up and think you'll never be great You'll never be great Not because you're not but the hate Will always find a way to cut you up and murder your faith (Whoo) I been developin' Take a look at the benefits Nothin to meddle with I could never be delicate Am I even relevant That depends how you measure it Take a measurement Then bag it up and give me the evidence Pretty evident Dependable Can never be tentative I'm a gentleman Depending on if I think your genuine Pretty elegant But not afraid to tell you to get a grip Proper etiquette I keep it to myself when I celebrate It's that time again Better grab your balloons and invite your friends Seatbelts back on yeah strap 'em in Look at me everybody I'm smilin' big On a road right now that I can't predict Tell me tone that down, but I can't resist Y'all know that sound better raise your fist The search begins I'm back so enjoy the trip T.O. PARODY VERSION Hey Ced Hows the game? Its not good, losing fame With every single day when more and more players Always talk down and then complain I’m sorry That’s cool They’re all just bein fools They’re all just bein tools Forever causing chaos and hecticity One day it will end up like T.X. Rotted out before ever getting fixed Player base diminishing Druggers always winning And buyers ever grinding Yeah everything’s been going downhill mate New developments haven’t been good of late Only bad things for the game awaits But I just wanna get this straight Wake up Cedric See what’s happenin? Make some changes Fix this game we’ve had The widespread appeal has been lost Cause winning take a cost Yet Ponytails still the boss But even now all is not lost It needs to be done To save the game devs else it won’t be fun Glitches reigning lag remaining It just doesn’t run Victories won’t be won Needs to work a ton Client freezes reboot frequents Still releasing guns Flash soon died then tankers cried We’re all out to lunch Slowly dying out we all speak out Imma have to speak Ever repeat The beginnin’ of the end draws near You with me? Back in the day When many people still played When Starladder still saved Many tankers from leaving the game Yeah Those were the good old days Now the future looks gray I remember the memories and wish I could get back there some day Can we? The games’ still great bet you didn’t see that comin Just needs some necessary changes to fix its problems Potential lingers on but will soon be forgotten If it continues on like it has been If the players trust can be regained If more advertisement can be arranged If they cater more to the USA Maybe more gamers will come over and stay Jumpin’ in the fray Dodging Striker rockets like I be free Buzzing in and out like I be a devil bee Enemies defending themselves futily Always creating mutiny I can kill mammys without a double d Other tankers always say that they wanna be Even my opponents confessing that they see The god of Tanki But most likely these lyrics will be dismissed Leaving the players all bein’ pissed We all just hope an just graspin’ onto the wish That someday soon the lags will be fixed The truth is that sometimes Things have to be risked New future updates have sometimes gotta be kissed Tell em goodbye an then give em a rinse Do ya understand Or are you still on the fence Listen up ya tankers and hear what I’m about to tell Currently the games’ going through a kind of hell The final countdown has been triggered an begun to yell The clock is ticking down to the games’ final bell Time should now be the highest prize to achieve As battles keep on flyin’ by at the topmost speed Too bad this elusive component can never be freezed It just whisks on by you like a cold breeze Times’ of the essence There doesn’t need to be questions Full of tension We all know the games’ rigged for the Russians Devs get rid of your gumption Pretty redundant I know but the point needs be confronted I’m confronting My deductions On why the game is erupting Losing money Over the past years it’s only been plummeting I been rummaging And what i’ve found ain’t for sure funny Very cunning The method by which the game keeps on running As we wrap up you’re now faced with a decision In your own mind for the game what’s the ultimate vision? I’ve presented you with some sentiments from certain players that have risen Will you be someone who furthers the game or one who causes derision? It’s your own choice devs make updates that please the players And players be respectful of the devs And all the time they’ve invested For the stage is set It’s our time to rise Our time to request To introduce changes that will be for the best LYRICS WRITTEN BY PYTHOR DISCLAIMER - I wrote these lyrics from the point of view of many tankers, not necessarily from my own.

Im calling Smoky shot effects will be released November challenge.