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    In-game clock

    I was playing tanki since I was 10 and I understood timezones.
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    [Forum Game] Re Name the person above you

    NormalPersonTX
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    Training Format

    Not Possible. There are millions of possibilites an AI could possibly drive and shoot in simple maps such as Duel or Sandbox. AI's could also not make intelligent moves as what a player would do in a specific situation. In simple games, AIs could work, but in such a complex game with infinite possibilities, an AI would fall to the player.
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    -Parkour Club "Flying Godz" [FG]

    Please be more activate and parkour more. My PRO battle pass is getting burned down and I don't have enough crystals to afford another one. And BTW I bought m3 hammer.
  5. I call this an effort to gain free EXP. I mean most Isidas already do this so what's the point of creating a topic to force people to do something they already do. Plus, powerleveling.
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    High-DL-ers League

    Should be renamed: high druggers and premium and buyers league
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    [Forum Game] The Abbreviation Game!

    Dumb Atrocious Donkeys FORUM
  8. Bad PUM attack. You killed this topic because no one cares about the hangman thing. I survived because ur attack didn't make any sense. PUM has to keep this topic going.
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    Give battle mods ability to rewatch battle

    OK I've seen this many times but many hackers come to my battles and then we ask a spectator to join and see their violations. They stop hacking the moment they type in "Hello Everybody! Stop doing what you were doing so you don't get banned!"(they didn't actually say it but the meaning was basically it). Then the hackers don't get banned and we asked the spectators to replay the battle to see the violations. They said they couldn't. And then they ban my friend for typing in the chat too many times in a row(even though his chats were useful for our team)... Seriously? Is this what you call Moderation? So this idea is basically supposed to do these: - Give Specators/Mods ability to rewatch battle and rewind chat to find violations - Can you make them stop saying "Hello"? Make it so that there is no way they could avoid getting caught.
  10. ...with a parachute. But of course, I'm so stupid that I forgot I had the parachute. I use very quick thinking and call I private helicopter to catch me. But the wind at that alititude muffled my words so the helicopter thought I was ordering a pizza, not calling for help. Then, I realize I have a backpack on me, but not knowing it had a parachute in it, so I put it flat on my chest hoping that it would break my fall a little bit. Praying to god, the velocity of me falling through the sky broke the roof of Bob's Discount Furniture and hitting one of those discount $999 dollar matrices they are trying to sell. Those mattresses survive my crash since they are rock hard and it breaks my fall. Thus I survived only having to pay a fee for destroying their store. PUM is extremely drunk and lands on a rock in the middle of the pacific ocean during a storm that would last a week. You were starving and it is only a matter of days before you starve to death.
  11. Yeah I AM a dentist so of course I have to go to the dentist. I work there. PUM is stuck in a cardboard box
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    Ideas for Game Modes!

    I find Deathmatches really boring because you don't earn as much EXP in a 15 minute DM than in a 15 minute CTF or CP and that you spend all of your hard work killing one guy and then a thunder hits your target and steals all of your kills, EXP, and Crystals. I was thinking of a new game mode that was like a DM except that you don't win by having the most kills. You win by dealing the most damage on everyone else. I think this would be a fun battle mode because you don't have to worry about getting your kill stolen or you don't even have to worry about dying too much. Also this game mode could balance drugs because there is only a limited amount of damage you can do to one tank, so double damage would only make the killing faster but you still don't get any major benefits. Using Health Packs also won't help as it just increases the amount of points someone else can earn by shooting you. Nitro really doesn't do much in DM and TDM so it won't do much in this game mode. Then, everyone will turn to double armor, which introduces a new strategy where it's not about getting the most points anymore; it's more like reducing the amount of points the opponent gets. This way, all turrets work equally balanced in this mode(except for isida since it heals itself, thus giving more points the enemy can get) and there is no worrying about kill-stealing. Notes: - The maximum amount of points you can earn from killing a tank is how much health the tank has and how much health did the tank drug. So, for example, you are a double power hammer that can do about 230 damage if you land all of your bullets. You happen to hit a wasp with all of your bullets that has about 145 health. You will only get 145 points for killing the wasp NOT 230. - If you drug health or restore some with isida, the total amount of points available for enemies to take from your tank is Tank Health + Amount of Health Restored. - Only for 1 v All
  13. I become Lara Croft and pretty much be a superwoman with a climbing axe. I climb thousands of meters up towards the surface without ever getting tired or make a mistake and fall to my death. Even better, I can also jump across ledges 30 feet apart without falling off. After days of hard work climbing, I finally reach the surface of the gigantic hole in the cave. When I start screaming for joy the cave collapses and I die. But, I quickly respawn after climbing out of the hole because there was a checkpoint there. This time I do not scream for joy and I safely exit the cave, abandoning my nephew and mountain guide. PUM is stuck in an oven naked during a party at your house and the oven opening is sealed with glue via hot glue gun. If you exit the oven, bear in mind you will die of humiliation. If you stay you will be burned to death. Since you are naked, you will also clearly not have any "heat-proof" armor to protect you.
  14. I go to Olympus via elevator in Empire State Building. Then, Zeus starts shooting thunderbolts at me, missing everytime because I'm so small compared to his godly size. Zeus starts throwing lightning bolts everywhere because he can't find me, hoping that he will hit me for once. Olympus get destroyed in his rage, falls out of the heavens, and then Zeus lands inside the Tanki HQ. Unconscious, the developers drag him to the programming room scared that the police would investigate a gigantic godly body. The developers didn't know what to do with him so they threw him into the game. Thus, creating the "Zeus" paint and "Zeus LGC-49". PUM is trapped in an elevator with no technical knowledge on how to fix it.
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    [Forum Game] The Abbreviation Game!

    No Onions On Burger A.B.B.R.E.V.I.A.T.E
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    -Parkour Club "Flying Godz" [FG]

    ^ I already did and yeah this club is basically dead
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    What does your nickname REALLY mean?

    My nickname means that I have low creativity and I am the sensei of all tankers.
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    Tongue twisting English words

    Say Moonwalk 10 times quickly
  19. Lose to you in XP? There was a glitch in the game that caused your score to be higher than mine. The developers release a new updates deleting all XP battles from existence because they couldn't fix this glitch any other way immediately. Therefore I didn't die. PUM is trapped on the top floor of a hotel full of vacationers and staff with every known deadly contagius disease known to man-kind
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    [Forum Game] The Abbreviation Game!

    ^No Abbreviation On Top SEMYONKIROV
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    Ideas that will never happen in Tanki

    ^.... Ctrl + W gives player free 99999999999 crysta;s
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    [Forum Game] The Abbreviation Game!

    Mayonaise Avocado Cheese Icee Nacho Tuna Onion Sesame Hotdogs Tanki
  23. Nothing can be unbreakable. Use Proton Separator and have a hole through it in one blast. PUM has lost internet and electricity and cannot restore it(see how you can survive that)
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    Decrease self destruct penalty

    Should be increased i think. If you ever played as any close combat type weapon u will know how it feels like when a thunder purposelly self destructs himself so you can't get points and a kill. But yeah, if it's basically something you didn't do like a mult pushes you off of Monte Carlo I would go with the first option.
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