Don't be sad... Shall I ping him for you?

eaten by a shark. This one has no side effects. Just that once the shark eats you, you'll die, and never have another life. I can destroy Amoebae just by seeing them.

Tankoins are another form of virtual currency. Why are Tankoins golden?

I'm too lazy... and not as determined as @F41TH... So i'll prolly give up after the 3rd line.

Someone get the stories together.... Pleeeeaaaseeeee They're to hilarious to be read out line by line, from every spoiler.....

13 That story made me really laugh out loud...especially the last 2-3 lines... timeless... ?

What a threat!! Brrr... #Mafforever

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Yes, Spiderman will die soon. Very soon. Why will Spiderman die?

A rare sight... But not in the case of @Mr.Nibbles!!

Thanks, Poly! sorry, IOR. XD

None taken! ? Of course, you are more experienced than me, and I don't have any alts above Third Lieutenant. So my opinions may be woefully uninformed. I get your point, and I too think that Hornet OD ignoring spawn protection is outrageous. However, as I mentioned earlier, I personally have never had my spawn protection ignored... So thanks for your opinion!

One clarification regarding mines and Ares: On the test server, I created a parkour battle in Brest map, and soon, many joined. We parkoured for a while (I've posted an image in "Let's Discuss Ares"), but as we all know, public parkour battles can never be clean... especially if "Smart Supplies" is disabled. So the red team (enemy) Ares players captured our base, and mined the whole thing. So the moment any non-Ares teammate spawned, he got killed. But, when an Ares spawned, it did not get killed. However, when we (I'm referring to all Ares users in my team) tried going up ramps, or coming down from ramps and platforms, the front part of the hull was relatively closer to the ground. That is the only time we were affected by mines. Otherwise, the mines deal no damage to Ares, as long as it's parallel to the ground. So, to conclude, mines only deal damage to Ares, if it is not parallel to the ground directly beneath it. And the inclination must be significant (how significant, I can't say for sure). For example, if Ares is between level ground and a ramp (that is, it's just going up a ramp or coming down it), both it's ends are closer to the ground. So if there's a mine there, it will surely cause damage.

You seem to have had a nightmare... that might have been somewhat like this: "I was being chased by a large cow, which was moofing mooing at the top of it's voice. And I woke up, while my mum spent an hour washing my bed-sheet."

Bro, that's the point! That is THE skill, which takes you to heights in Tanki! If you master it, then you're a pro! Many players, including me, struggle with turret-hull coordination, and using the keyboard in dangerous and demanding situations (like when Gold's dropping, or when your health is low... I tend to panic, and struggle to control my tank, and so do many like me). So if you're a pro, then I respect your opinion. But do think about the majority of players, for whom it's difficult to "point-and-shoot, hide while reloading", when it matters the most in battle.

In many of my dreams, when I was around 7-8 years old, I used to be in a room full of delicious and mouth-watering foods (ice-creams, milk chocolate bars, and stuff), but the moment I put something delicious in my mouth, I'd instantly wake up with a jerk, having never eaten anything from the room. Thankfully, now I can actually enjoy the taste of the food that I eat in my dreams.

He sure did. Now do you understand his plight? XD

It's a place where you @Lose for being liked. Finally, you can lose for being loved, @Lose!! (sorry, had to double-ping for the effect)

@spiderman1000 has been banned. Reason: He thinks he's important. Nobody's more important than Maf.

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Player @spiderman1000 has been banned. Reason: Tom Holland hates spiders. (or does he?)

Yeah, it does seem there is a sudden spurt of skilled Hornet users...

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Player @spiderman1000 has been banned. Reason: Pinging me.

All ODs are OP, when used by a skilled player. I think all of you will agree. If a newbie uses Hornet OD, it's a waste, most of the time. But if a pro uses it, he/she will surely get at least 3 kills. I think, that those of you who got spawn-killed many times are unlucky. You were unfortunately in a battle where the enemy Hornets happened to be pros. I personally have never been spawn-killed by Hornet-users that had OD active. I have simply been lucky to not have encountered a skilled Hornet-user, at least when I spawn. Same goes for other ODs. I'm a terrible Mammoth-player. I have never got more than 2 kills with Mammoth OD. In fact 80% of the time, enemy tanks manage to run away, and even kill me. But a skilled player will use OD at the right time and space, and get 3+ kills. I've seen that many times, and even been killed by a Mammoth OD that had killed 4 players before me. Also, when it comes to Wasp OD, it's mostly luck! Very rarely do you find 3+ enemy tanks huddled together... Or even if you do, it's difficult for many to reach the grouped enemies (you get killed before you reach them). Hunter OD is a Wasp's nightmare. Especially when you save your Wasp OD for the Goldbox, and even find enemies close together, but there is a Hunter there too, with OD ready. Here, I'd like to emphasize on the "mostly" (in "it's mostly luck!"). I have seen skilled players who have done incredible stunts to drop the Wasp bomb at just the right time and place. I really don't think any other OD is controversial enough to be discussed. (Titan's Dome not making the Titan or teammates immune to Wasp's OD is a problem, though...) Hunter's OD also takes some preparation time before causing havoc (or rather, causing absolute stillness). I have seen failed attempts to defuse a Wasp bomb by Hunter OD many times. Again, skill is the name of the game. (though I agree buyers tend to have an edge due to superior equipment...) This is my personal opinion. Totally personal.