My dog named "Space" is safe and sound. Hence proved. Prove that Spy is not a spy.

The proof is extremely complex, and involves Fourier Transform. So I'd rather not prove it. But alas, I must. Since a Moderator replied in my topic, and that Moderator was earlier a Reporter (anti-Fourier Transform) and later became a Moderator (Fourier Transform), but still remained Reporter (hence proving that Fourier Transform can fail), hence proved. Prove that the negation of this statement is also true: Reporters are awesome.

Edit your post, buddy... Add a statement which I have to prove... (nice proof, by the way XD) EDIT: Ahk, thanks! Here's the proof- As water is H2O, and lava is H (heat) + C (Carbon), and I like tomatoes, hence proved. Prove that the proof below my post is false.

Hola means Hello in Spanish. Hence proved. Prove that a mouse can run over a keyboard.

Here's the first statement to be proved: Prove that donkeys can always become monkeys.

Hey!!! This is a simple game. All you need to do is type "Prove that _________." Fill the blank with some nice funny statement. But before that, you need to give a funny (if not funnier) "proof" of the statement posted by the player above you. And then type "Hence Proved" after the proof. The proof/statement may be totally senseless, no problem. And the game continues. Rules: Follow all Game rules and Forum rules. Absolutely NO profanity. No double-posting. Wait at least 1 post. NO suggestive content (nothing with a bad intention) "Prove that" and "Hence proved" are necessary phrases. They must be included in your statement and proof. (for the sake of it) Please, lol. Anything unrelated to the topic must be put in a spoiler. Examples: Player-1: Prove that Gauss is OP. Player-2: As moderators are mults busy, and they hate Mammoth, hence proved. Prove that circles are squares. Player-3: When a banana is eaten by a moth, Ares gets flipped. Hence proved. Prove that Reporters have been on Maf's ignore-list for months. Player-4: Elephants can be ignorant. Hence proved. Prove that _________ ........ And the game continues. Enjoy!

Ares can get stuck in these very annoying places: Aleksandrovosk- Chernobyl- I'm not saying that only Ares gets stuck here. It's just that Ares is very prone to getting stuck here compared to other hulls. Other hulls can easily avoid such situations. Also, there may be many other MM maps where Ares can get stuck easily, but till now I have got stuck in the above places only. P.S. @Spy please replace the links with images... I dunno why they didn't get converted to images automatically... EDIT: Thanks Spy!! ?

Results anytime soon... (?) Now I always wait for Fridays since Sacrifice told me that all Newspaper stuff is published on Fridays... XD

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Ares can get stuck in some really stupid places... I'll add pics to this post in a few days.. EDIT: The images have been posted in TPOD-

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tbh, I gave up trying to track who's who when it comes to helpers... especially in your case... cuz u have too many positions XD! I'd really love to congratulate all candidates and successful candidates, but there are so many now! Some might feel bad that they weren't congratulated, some won't mind, and anyway, it's an easy way to grind rep by congratulating a horde of helpers in a single post. I try to congratulate ppl via Discord nowadays, cuz it's easier, and there's no bitterness. Also, I don't get too many reputation points just like that then. XD ? So yeah, Congratulations to those who became candidates, and also to those that successfully passed their candidacies and became full helpers! Also, I'm confused. Wasn't ControlledChaos an admin b4? If not, then congratz, ControlledChaos!

1. This happens occasionally on the EN Forum when I hover on a user's nickname. https://en.tankiforum.com/profile/585214-mend/?do=hovercard&csrfKey=b963a5cc49e609a28ebad186f30d1ba2&attempt=2 https://en.tankiforum.com/profile/549677-spy/?do=hovercard&csrfKey=b963a5cc49e609a28ebad186f30d1ba2&attempt=1 2. Many times when I react, the text beside the reaction showing who all reacted vanishes, and only my reaction remains visible. But, when I reload the page, hoping that it'll return to normal, it doesn't show my reaction. I have to react again. 3. Also, many times when I click the <Submit Reply> button after typing a reply to a topic, I get led to a page very similar to this: https://en.tankiforum.com/notifications/?do=button&csrfKey=b963a5cc49e609a28ebad186f30d1ba2&follow_app=forums&follow_area=topic&follow_id=382380&attempt=1

I'm noticing many glitches on the EN Forum. Where should I report them? (I mean that the Forum is glitched sometimes, and I want to know where I should report the glitches)

What is this?!? (My OD symbol, the symbols beside the timer, symbols of active supplies on the tank in front of me) This happens in Pro battles too, sometimes. Till now, whenever this has happened, I haven't been able to deal damage with my turret. (I haven't tried mines or Wasp OD or Mammoth OD yet)

Disclaimer: The above horoscopes are purely for fun, and I have no intention to offend anyone. This is my entry for the contest. I did only 8, cuz I ran out of ideas lol. P.S. @Sacrifice do let me know your zodiac sign, as there is still time... I can edit my post and add your sign XD. I can't afford to lose your vote of confidence, as a lot of crystals are at stake... Astrologers need money, you know! ;]

This is the twenty-fifth page. Why is Caps Lock irritating?

No, imo. What is your favorite outdoor sport?

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Oh just fantabulistic!!! Really, it was hilarious! Awesome, bro!

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Not For Nothing Lady Trool sat absolutely still- or so she thought. Martha had to teach her ventriloquism to limit her movement at least when she spoke. You see, Lady Trool was extremely talkative and also quite expressive. Not an ideal model for an artist, you might agree. But the rosy red rubies and bright blue sapphires on her expensive necklace were suggestive of her wealth. And quite naturally, for a woman so rich, she was whimsical. A fortnight ago, she had been complimented by Lady Nuvelle at a party- “Oh, how pretty you look today, darling Amy!” Lady Nuvelle had said. “Really?!” asked Lady Trool in mock surprise. She knew she was pretty that day. One didn’t work out for three months for nothing. She had lost half-an-inch of tummy. “Of course, Amy!” said Lady Nuvelle, stealing a quick glance at the extravagant emerald ring on Lady Trool’s index finger. And Lady Trool floated around the party in a dream-like state, immersing herself in the compliments pouring in. Finally, she had had enough. She decided that her portrait must be made. Tina was summoned immediately. “Get the carriage ready, Tina,” she said to her maid. “But the party isn’t over, Madame! Lady Nuvelle might feel bad if you leave so early!” said Tina, in a feeble attempt to dissuade her mistress from leaving; for Tina was greatly enjoying the dessert (way before it was supposed to be served) in the kitchen with the Nuvelle family’s cook. “Get the carriage ready, dear. Don’t make me repeat myself! I don’t say something to you for nothing!” Lady Trool said. Presently, Lady Trool was busy narrating how the waiter had spilled General Anthony’s wine on her pretty dress the other day. “So you see, Martha, I was very upset. The General was kind enough to offer his handkerchief, but I declined; who knew how much mucus that filthy cloth had? And then I-“ Martha cut across, clearly exasperated- “Please Madame, if you may sit still; the portrait is only halfway done.” “Of course, dear! You haven’t taught me ventriloquism for nothing…” said Lady Trool, moving her lips apart by an inch. “You aren’t supposed to move your lips at all…” said Martha in an undertone, her lips barely moving. “What’s that you say?” cried Lady Trool sharply. Martha quickly replied, “Oh nothing, Madame. Just practicing saying ‘my marvelous brother’ using ventriloquism.” “Ah, you’d better not, Martha. Absolutely no compromises. I haven’t paid you seven hundred pounds for nothing.” “Of course, Madame, I’m sorry.” And fortunately, Lady Trool sat still for the next eight minutes. Her heavily jeweled rings glistened in the sunlight streaming in through the French window. As Lady Trool sat majestically on the antique mahogany armchair, Martha was busy painting the intricate design on her pearl earrings. Martha liked the earrings very much. She was about to compliment Lady Trool, when her rational mind stopped her just in time- a tiny compliment might trigger a flood of memories which, in the case of Lady Trool, was never meant to remain inside. She had to speak them out. At the end of the eighth minute of her silence (and silence-induced stillness), Lady Trool raised her voice and said shrilly, “Tina, get me some water! I’m thirsty!” The shrill cry woke poor Tina up. She was dozing away at the dining table a few feet behind Lady Trool’s armchair. Luckily, she was in the shadows. “Yes Milady!” she said automatically. She guessed her mistress needed water as it had been an hour since her last water-break. After drinking water, Lady Trool’s hand went on her flat(ter) tummy, about five inches away from the armrest. “Oh no, Madame! The hand must be on the armrest!” cried Martha. It took ten minutes to get Lady Trool’s hand back on the armrest, in the original position. Martha sighed. Just the face would’ve done fine, she thought. But Lady Trool had insisted on a complete 'portrait'- from head to toe. A nice photograph would have let the artist work from home. However, surprisingly, Lady Trool didn’t own a camera. Well, one doesn’t not own a camera for nothing. Lady Trool hated the sudden flash of light and hence had never bought a camera. You can’t convince whimsical and rich ladies to do something once they have convinced themselves otherwise. Tired and irritated at this assignment, Martha vowed to never accept portrait requests from rich and whimsical ladies in the future. And she further vowed to never break this particular vow. Finally, after another hour of toiling, the painting was complete. A few days later, it was in the news. “Lady Trool pays £700 for her portrait!” read one of the headlines. "Martha Wilson paints a £700 portrait of Lady Trool" read another. Of course, it made Lady Nuvelle uneasy. A letter was sent to Martha immediately, stating that Lady Nuvelle was willing to pay £950 to get her portrait made. Martha saw the Nuvelle coat of arms on the seal of the envelope that arrived next morning. As she opened the letter with trembling hands, she gasped. £950!!! She was overjoyed. She immediately sent a reply, accepting the request. And all vows forgotten, Martha went to sleep late that night. Vows are not broken for nothing. In this case, they were broken for £950.