Yeah, we know. You guys are counting on it.

Just rename it to “DDoS Weekend” since that’s what always happens anyway.

No, this update to Gauss is bad. Like, really bad. Now all the Crisis users can peak out and quickly dish out massive damage with ease due to that short aiming time. As if we needed yet another source of ridiculous burst damage.

You already have it, so where’s the challenge for you ?

F2P players: suffering Hazel:

So if you’re a newbie RNG will decide your playstyle. How stupid is that…

No one wants your lame containers.

Check PM.

Wait, you’re saying it takes FIVE years to port a game over to a mobile OS? ??

That list has said the iOS app is “work in progress/planned” since about 2017 or so. It means nothing.

This game will never get a sizeable number of new players to stay in its current state. Hazel said he’s planning to release it on console, but just imagine how it will be absolutely destroyed by reviewers and will amount to nothing but an epic fail.

I play another browser game, one with a German dev team, and there have literally never been any technical issues and they listen to player concerns and act on feedback. Moreover they conduct polls before major changes and let the playerbase decide if big changes to the game are acceptable. But no, in Tanki we have one man calling the shots because he thinks he knows what’s best for everyone. Quite literally.

Yes, I’m sure it’s a very SPECIAL episode for beginners - who will immediately leave when they see how ridiculous the XP to crystal gains are and how broken Matchmaking is, among a plethora of other issues.

Wait, didn’t devs say the “era of DDoS is over”? So they…lied?

PROVOCATION!!!

@TheCongoSpider The intention was never to “balance”. The intention is and always was to buff/nerf some equipment seemingly at random and introduce new OP equipment and promptly nerf it when it becomes available to everyone. But hopefully you understand and are being sarcastic with that video title.

Welcome to the club.

Sounds like provocation to me. @NikmanGT where are you…

Why did you move it here? This is a general topic about the current state of the game and it’s not even an official admin-created topic.

The game needs an entirely new dev team, preferably not Russian because these guys’ priorities are lining their pockets rather than trying to increase the playerbase. A European dev team would be a good start; with that in hand pretty much 99% of the game’s current problems would be solved. It would be a breath of fresh air to not have to experience the devs’ thuggish tactics in the game and forum for once.

More useful than players running around with Wasp or Hornet and getting one hit.

Yeah, remember when mods were so concerned and sensitive about usage of the shrug reaction that they removed it…yet they’re the ones still using these emojis to provoke a reaction.

What about my other comment about the devs’ CON JOB? Hmm? Where was the political content in that?

What do you mean you have no *idea* what the problem could be? The game is suffering from the exact same “symptoms” as it was during the birthday celebrations, and we know what that issue was…