Aw. No "none of the above" option for question number 2 and "0%" option for question number 3?

Ok, where's the damn popcorn?

Me to big tanks: go on a diet fatso!!! Me to small tanks: ok, whose child are you? Just me roasting them, lol.

I congratulate myself for becoming a troller candidate. I'd like to thank @Bydo, @monkeyburn, and @BloodPressure for inspiring me.

Well many people just aren't very creative with their nicknames from the get go for various reasons. But when they have come up with a better name for their account, it mostly happens later on in that accounts life. I mean do you really want to be stuck with S6g7A12dZ7g forever rather than go by something cool like oh I don't know, maybe Bloodline?

Me on my main that has 9234 GS combo: Staying in an MM battle full of legend ranked players. (Top pic) Staying in an MM battle with nonlegend ranks because they have low GS. (Bottom pic)

PrettyPinkPony

Player @Slayer244 has been banned for a thousand life times. Reason: banning someone simply for sleeping.

Uh oh, all data has been lost and we now have to start over. 1.

But then you'll want to change your name to "PrettyPinkPony". I have the power to bring back the dinosaurs from extinction.

3.

We need help from fellow crime fighters like @monkeyburn and @Bydo to stop this banananous villain.

But wait, there's more. 3 women and 16 men have all come up and shared their encounters with this vile criminal. It appears he also stalks people with bananas.

Chewbacca, is that you? What did those monsters do to you?

You certainly won't last long against Banana Man. He'll just banananize you.

Lol. Two words: I'm trolling.

Oh no! Not the chicken song! Anything but the deadlychicken song! ?

Attention everyone! There is a seriously dangerous criminal on the loose who goes by the Nickname of "The Banana Man". Here is what he looks like according to a sketch: His crimes include: • breaking and entering to steal bananas. • mugging passerbys of bananas. • robbing banks to buy bananas. • robbing grocery stores of bananas. • threatening and assaulting people using bananas. • vandalism with bananas. • bruising other peoples bananas. • hijacking banana trucks and cargo. • stalking people with bananas. If you see this criminal, call the police before the whole world goes bananas.

But it can only be used once. I have the power to make it rain spiders. ?️

But you wouldn't be able to choose when or where you would travel. I have the power to tie peoples shoes together with just my mind.

Gamers when their 8 year old plus game console finally stops working:

Something we can finally all agree on. I've had some of the worst experiences with that mission. It was so bad that I vouched for it to change to top 3 in either team. But nobody listened. The math of the container rewards is also pretty bad. Lets say this mission repeats. Doesn't favor casual players very well, does it?