I don't know you, but I bet you are a nice person. :P

Get well, Bruce!!! :(

In the heart of the Sea. True story, awesome book. They are making a movie based on it. Filming starts this fall.

I have a school story for everyone. Sit on down and let uncle Rottin spin ye a yarn!

false. (Only cereal) The next person will be one of the Warrant Officer ranks

I am not very good with compliments, so I will say, "Cupcakes" and hope that will suffice.

*facepalm* You get them automatically, assuming you did the correct process of getting your invitation link and giving it to them and they used it to make their accounts.

I wanted to see if anyone else has been having this problem or if it is just my computer, so without further ado, I will explain the situation: I have had lots of trouble posting on the forums recently. I am not 100% sure of the requirements for the problem to take place, but I notice it usually happens when I am using colors and different sizes of text. I will be typing along just as I am now and finish a line that I wish to stop early, so I press, "Return". So lets say I am typing a second line below. I make a typo and press, "Backspace". Rather than deleting the previous character, the entire line moves up and goes from this: Line 1 line 1 line 1 line 1 Line 2 line 2 line 2 line 2 To this: Line 1 line 1 line 1 line 1Line 2 line 2 line 2 line 2 It happens often. It is incredibly annoying. It usually happens when I do announcements in my team's topic, because they are colorful to draw attention, and that causes the problem to occur. Does anyone else face this issue at all?

Clan OMNIPOTENCE (CO) or (OP)

Most people leave for dumb reasons and just end up coming back in a few months. You sir, I can tell are leaving for good. I didn't know you, but I will shed a manly tear for you. :tank:

Sandbox.... ahh those were the days back then. It's been two years since that night when I started playing tank. I was googling tank games over and over trying to find a good, 3d tank game. I had found one goodish game (I don't remember the name). It was just running around shooting each other with 1 of 2 weapons and stupid powerups everywhere. Finally I find something I haven't seen before on google: Tanki Online. I sit there and think about a good username. (Was never very good with making usernames) I was considering Rotten, Ro-en (where I'm from people don't pronounce their Ts like in Kitten, hunting, and Rotten) I decided on Rottin because I felt it would be something different from Rotten. I started playing. It was on sandbox with the old graphics and everything. I started at 6:00 PM. I played for about 5 minutes, looked at the clock, 9:00 PM. I was officially hooked.

I wanted to get the opinions of more than 1 person. Please be more respectful.

so theres no "best way" to get through the game? What hulls and guns should I focus on?

I am a master sergeant on my second account. I do not know what to buy. M1 upgrades will soon be available to me. I have 16,941 crystals. I do not know the "correct" way to progress through the game since the rebalance. Should I stick with smoky and wasp? Should I just buy whatever I want? Focus on only 1 gun and hull? Please help! I don't know how to maximize my crystal and xp output. :(

I suggest the exact same thing a while back! I even used the tank a, tank b, and tank c example and it got shot down big time! -.- why is it that when i say it I sound like a ****** and when others say it they sound like geniuses.

For your info steven i quit tanki a long time ago and I just came back. Thanks for the warm welcome. -.-

Coming from the guy who trolls everybody. I don't need your negative comments, it's absolutely pointless. If you don't like it you can just not reply, pretty simple.

Ever heard that song "Like a Boss" by Lonely Island? Well I was listening to music while playing and it came on and I began making up lyrics in my head, so here we go: Mr. Rottin, thanks for submitting your clan papers. No problem. So your in charge on the battlefield is that fair to say? Absolutely, im a pro. Ok, so take us through a day in the life of a pro. Well the first thing I do is Talk to newbies like a pro Approve purchases like a pro Lead a strikeforce like a pro Remember snipers like a pro Direct Teamwork like a pro My own garage like a pro Tanks 2.0 like a pro (yes, I know it doesn't exist) Promote drugging like a pro Take down tanks like a pro Get demolished like a pro Plan Revenge like a pro Send some emails like a pro Buy some crystals like a pro Demand a refund like a pro Laugh at Tanki like a pro Tanki lawsuit like a pro No crystals like a pro Fifth of vodka like a pro Crap on enemy hulls like a pro Buy a gun like a pro On my tank like a pro oh.... no i can't I have no crystals Poverty like a pro Puke on enemy hulls like a pro Jump into my tank like a pro Suck at driving like a pro Score a kill like a pro Crash my tank like a pro Suck at walking like a pro Found some crystals like a pro Chop my treads off like a pro Black out on massacre like a pro Buy a mammoth like a pro Crush it's engine out like a pro Turn into a plane like a pro Bomb the enemy like a pro Crash into Fort Knox like a pro Now i'm dead like a pro uh, huh. So that's an average game for you then? No doubt. You chop your treads off and die? Heck yeah. And at one point there I think you said something about sucking at driving? Nope. Actually I'm pretty sure you did. Nah, that ain't me. Okay, well this has been eye opening for me. Im a pro. Yeah I know I got that you said it about 400 times. Im a pro. Yeah, yeah I got it. Im a pro. No, I heard you, bye. LIKE A PRO! You can try singing it if you want. :D hope you guys enjoy it a bit. If you think something needs changed let me know!

I am not a very good tanki player, I will admit it, but I am very creative! I was wondering why hasn't there been any contests that don't include battling on tanki lately? We did the artist, modeling and picture contests, and now we are just doing battle, battle, battle! :P I was just curious about this.

One thing you should know, is that M2 smoky can do more damage than M0 thunder in 1 minute. Do the math if you don't believe me. So if u buy thunder, use the smoky until you can upgrade thunder.

I went through some of my old posts today and I noticed one thing in almost every single one. I was a really annoying noob who did a smallish-medium amount of flood and spam. I seemed pretty annoying so just wanted to apologize for any annoyances I caused. :oops:

www.youtube.com/ I have redirect virus so I have to type in all sites lol

Too cheap, make it 1% for 1 hour or 1 battle etc.

Can we say dead baby jokes? They are my specialty, (and pickup lines. I wrote a book of pickup lines, some that work, and some that make you laugh)

Zombieland, Unstoppable, or Battle: Los Angeles