[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[player_03 90]

I... I go to another forum game! *warps away*

 

I use all my alts to /vote you to death.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

i wasn't violating rules so nothing happens.

 

PUM has to jump into a cold shower or he will be held hostage.

[player_03 90]

I use recoil from Ricochet to fly away.

 

PUM is being chased by Isida/Mammoths to the edge of a cliff.

[Fuel 1,877]

I press 5

Your abusing and moderator arrives

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I stop before the mod joins

 

PUM is fighting with an angry kangaroo

[Fuel 1,877]

Grab his baby and runs

I have no ideas :(

[Boeing_787 1,455]

No attack, thanks

 

PUM is being chased by a cheetah and he is on foot

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I throw him my shoes

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So... Imagine you are in a desert alone and there's a can of water, but you had to reach for it in 25 kilometers. So, you actually go for it and then there's some vikings who wants the water too, but you had to fight them in order to get the water can. What you will do?

Vikings don't exist anymore.

 

PUM is trapped in the game agar io (he somehow went from Earth to the Agario world, and can't come back to real life)

[Boeing_787 1,455]

It is impossible to eat a liquid. Attack invalid

 

SpaceX sends PUM on a one way trip to Mars

[Vikk 190]

Force field shall do.

 

Arrow cannons aiming at you.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Oops, I died!

*presses undo*

 

PUM has to win a basketball game or he will be killed

Edited July 22, 2017 by Boeing_787

[Shadowmaster2.o 125]

I ripped its throat with my sword and got out

PUM is about to get stabbed in the heart  by an evil man who can literally run faster than speed of sound.

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

Sorry, but I moved first, and took him down with ease.

 

 

PUM will be showered with 9inch coconuts :ph34r:

[Boeing_787 1,455]

The coconuts were fake.

 

PUM becomes bankrupt

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

I robbed billions of dollars from many banks, so I will be ok for a while.

 

PUM gets stabbed by a banana :ph34r:

[Boeing_787 1,455]

It was a fake banana, so no problem

 

PUM is inside a hungry lion's mouth

[colindestroyer77 45]

Went to the hospital and lived through it. I am still alive.

 

TPBM dies of old age.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

That is cheating. You have to attack the PUM, not just say he died and "win".

 

PUM was time traveling and got stuck inside the Chernobyl reactor. Soon, it exploded.

[AlphaWoIf 2]

I time travel again and land in a hacked sever with thousands of gold boxes 

V

You insult all people with superpowers so that they hate you, then jump off the map. :D

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I don't understand the post above, so I survive.

 

PUM got eaten by a snake

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

Snakes don't chew their food so I could pretty easily break out of it, killing the snake in the process.

 

PUM has been thrown out of the galaxy

[delnina2 1,570]

I am Bazz Lightyear, So I use my super power and return to plant Earth :)

 

PUM got hit by Poland Purmp :)

Edited August 2, 2017 by delnina2

[Boeing_787 1,455]

The Poland Purmp that hit me was actually a hologram, so I survive. I then turn the hologram off.

 

PUM is in front of a powerful military radar that is about to be turned on. (Radar works by peoducing microwave radiation, and when it is powerful enough it can cook you)

[ToiletPaperRoll 1,318]

i dont have chips inside

 

I attack you with 1000 packs of Perfex

Edited August 2, 2017 by ToiletPaperRoll

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

That's hardly an attack, is it?

 

PUM is sitting right under a tsar bomb ready to be detonated