[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[Boeing_787 1,462]

You missed. Oops

 

Someone throws it back at you

[delnina2 1,587]

That someone missed me again. 

 

Gladimir Butin is mad at you :) 

[AlphaWoIf 2]

No clue who that is so I survive. 

 

PUM equips m0 wasp and fire bird then drives into one of the Kungur ditches. Then,, 5 Maxed MU M3 magnums shoot him :D

[r_GaIaxy2 8,620]

Has anyone ever hit a shot with magnum? No, didn't think so

 

PUM get covered in cling wrap and thrown underwater

[Boeing_787 1,462]

Covered, not wrapped. I swim back up.

 

PUM is in the blast radius of an IED

[AlphaWoIf 2]

But the IED never actually explodes  :P

 

PUM shoots himself in the head

[Boeing_787 1,462]

With a toy water gun.

 

PUM is inside the Columbia Space Shuttle as it broke apart during reentry

[r_GaIaxy2 8,620]

I'm actually the black box. In theory, I'm indestructible

 

PUM gets a potato thrown at them

[Boeing_787 1,462]

It hit my thick jacket, and I barely even felt it.

 

PUM gets a potato launched at him from a cannon

[AlphaWoIf 2]

The cannons momentum disintegrated the potato and I laugh. PUM Laughs so hard at this puny attempt to kill me that he suffocates and dies.

[Boeing_787 1,462]

The cannons momentum disintegrated the potato and I laugh. PUM Laughs so hard at this puny attempt to kill me that he suffocates and dies.

If you say I died, that kind of ruins the goal of surviving the above attack. How should I survive death?

[r_GaIaxy2 8,620]

Revived?

[AlphaWoIf 2]

If you say I died, that kind of ruins the goal of surviving the above attack. How should I survive death?

Then you laugh so hard you suffocate :P

[Boeing_787 1,462]

Then you laugh so hard you suffocate :P

The laugh was a hoax.

 

PUM falls into real lava with no protective gear on.

[AlphaWoIf 2]

I am GODMODE_ON. I am Immune to fire or freeze.

 

PUM goes to space in a spaceship, gets out of the spaceship, is in space, takes off his spacesuit while he's in space. THIS IS NOT A SIMULATOR OR VIDEO GAME.

[abskpr 7]

Fortunately I had a backup spacesuit.

 

PBM is attacked by thousand dogs with sharp carbon steel teeth.

Edited August 9, 2017 by abskpr

[NamesAreForNoobs 328]

I'm lucky I had 2,000 treats. :) 

 

PUM is locked inside a room filling with carbon monoxide

[Boeing_787 1,462]

No problem, I unlock the door and get out.

 

PUM has been bit by a dangerous snake

[railguniz4noobz 2,418]

I punch the snake in the face

 

 

PUM was been punched in the face

[colindestroyer77 46]

But I blocked it.. with my face  :lol:

 

PUM was buried alive under 30 feet of dirt, with no cell phone to call for help.

[r_Bangla1 56]

I somehow had full diving gear on and also had a shovel, so I slowly but surely dug my way out and didn't run out of air.

 

PUM has a 3 page essay due tomorrow.

[colindestroyer77 46]

I'll just right  "ESSAY" in font size 224 across the length of three pages.

 

PUM gets hit by multiple chickens from a chicken launcher

Edited August 12, 2017 by colindestroyer77

[r_Bangla1 56]

 

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the player above me shot them with a chicken launcher!"

 

Since 0 is a MuLtIpLe of 0, I interpret "multiple" in your attack as being hit with 0 chickens. No problem!

 

PUM fell off a cliff and is on his way to the ground at a high speed.

[colindestroyer77 46]

Obviously, I had a parachute.  :rolleyes:

 

PUM gets lynched.

[r_GaIaxy2 8,620]

Rope broke ;)

 

PUM was hit by a bus