[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[r_Bangla1 52]

I somehow had full diving gear on and also had a shovel, so I slowly but surely dug my way out and didn't run out of air.

 

PUM has a 3 page essay due tomorrow.

[colindestroyer77 45]

I'll just right  "ESSAY" in font size 224 across the length of three pages.

 

PUM gets hit by multiple chickens from a chicken launcher

Edited August 12, 2017 by colindestroyer77

[r_Bangla1 52]

 

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the player above me shot them with a chicken launcher!"

 

Since 0 is a MuLtIpLe of 0, I interpret "multiple" in your attack as being hit with 0 chickens. No problem!

 

PUM fell off a cliff and is on his way to the ground at a high speed.

[colindestroyer77 45]

Obviously, I had a parachute.  :rolleyes:

 

PUM gets lynched.

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

Rope broke ;)

 

PUM was hit by a bus

[colindestroyer77 45]

But I'm superman's son so I easily survived the fatal blow. 

 

PUM gets his head sliced open by a Katana.

[r_Bangla1 52]

We bought a fish today, and because we paid for it, the fish is now our fish. So, it's head is also ours. The Katana sliced open the head of this fish. No Problem!^TM

 

PUM is inside a human sized metal grinder, and there is a 3 year old playing with the switch.

[TakeAShower 300]

I used the force to choke him, and cut a hole in the side with my lightsabre. (did you know I was a Jedi)

 

PUM is dead.

[NamesAreForNoobs 324]

Well then why should I bother trying to avoid your "attack"

 

PUM is falling down a huge sinkhole

[personia 4,036]

It's huge in width, but only 1m deep.

 

I knife the user below in the stomach.

Edited August 13, 2017 by personia

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

with a parachute

 

PUM gets run over by a chair

[personia 4,036]

Lol, wrong post bruv

[personia 4,036]

with a parachute

 

PUM gets run over by a chair

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

Maybe if you didn't post dots, we wouldn't have this problem.... 

 

Either way, stabbing me with a parachute isn't gonna do much damage, if any, so my post still stands

[r_Bangla1 52]

with a parachute

 

PUM gets run over by a chair

The chair was lightweight and unoccupied. No Problem^TM!

 

PUM is being chased by the military

[NamesAreForNoobs 324]

But they're too scared to follow me into a a haunted house.

 

PUM is severely frostbitten from scalp to toenails.

[r_Bangla1 52]

It happened in a dream. No Problem!^TM

 

PUM fell into lava

Edited August 16, 2017 by r_Bangla1

[NamesAreForNoobs 324]

I owe my guardian angel one.

 

PUM is severely frostbitten from scalp to toenails.

[r_Bangla1 52]

Running out of ideas?

 

An atomic bomb will be detonated close to PUM in a few minutes.

[NamesAreForNoobs 324]

Running out of ideas?

Can you not tell I posted it again purposefully because you dreamed it off?

 

I open the bomb and cut the time mechanism cord in half, disabling the bomb.

 

PUM is in front of a charging rhino.

[r_Bangla1 52]

The rhino's battery had completely run out before I plugged  it in to charge it, so it was turned off. No Problem!^TM

 

PUM accidentally teleported to Hiroshima, Japan just before the atomic bomb dropped and detonated. He does not  have any shelter or safe place to go, and his time machine ran out of charge. He is stranded with nowhere to go.

[InfamatiEtObliterati 182]

Damn man why so dark.. Umm, I guess I'll call upon Wolverine. Won't be the first time he's saved someone from something like this.

 

Massive earthquake splits the ground and PUM falls in.

Edited September 2, 2017 by InfamatiEtObliterati

[colindestroyer77 45]

I have a jetpack.

 

PUM dies from old age.

[r_Bangla1 52]

I have not reached old age. No Problem!^TM

 

pum became stuck underground

[YEEEEET 0]

I own a drill and i drilled my way out

 

pum was attacked by aliens with shaft m4's