[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[colindestroyer77 45]

I equip M6 Mammoth with Lead, and use double armour. Since I am literally a fortress on tracks, I am completely indestructible to their puny M4's. Leave noobs please! 

 

PUM got stuck inside a titanium cube and a hydraulic press that weighs 50 tonnes, is about to crush him down into the floor.

[NamesAreForNoobs 324]

I break through the floor and fall 5 feet into the underground parkade, where a taxi picks me up and drives me out of danger.

 

PUM is balanced ontop of two floating stingrays 250 feet off the ground and surrounded by eight others.

[colindestroyer77 45]

I take them down with my shotgun and then parachute down to earth.

 

PUM get rolled over by a dump truck. Then gets ten tonnes of dirt piled on top of him/her.

[r_Bangla1 52]

It all happened in a dream, and then I wake up. No Problem!^TM

 

It is raining elephants on PUM's house.

[colindestroyer77 45]

My house is a bunker, reinforced by titanium.

 

PUM gets eaten by a hungry hippo.

[tank_master_tm 3]

I have mammoth M3 and magnum M3 so i shot the stomach and the force made it burst but who cares I just survived

 

PUM gets locked on with 100 tsar bomba nukes

Edited August 18, 2017 by tank_master_tm

[r_Bangla1 52]

Bombs don't lock on a target (the device firing them does), and there are working no Tsar Bombas in existence. No Problem^TM.

 

PUM has been eaten by a snake.

[Metaphor 538]

The snake regurgitated.

 

PUM has had their body turned inside out and has five seconds to live. PUM can only make one action.

[r_Bangla1 52]

It happened in a dream, so I wake up. No Problem! ^TM

 

I convince the player below that it is a waste of time to brush teeth every day, and now his mouth is full of cavities.

Edited August 21, 2017 by r_Bangla1

[Metaphor 538]

They were a false set of teeth; my original teeth grew back. 

 

PUM got hacked and cannot access their forum account.

[r_Bangla1 52]

That happened in a dream ^TM

 

PUM is ran over by an airplane

[Metaphor 538]

It was just a dream -_-

 

PUM is in a dream and cannot wake up; there is a murderer approaching in close proximity while you are asleep.

[Coat 2,280]

No.

 

PUM is not a murderer.

[BlackEliteEnemy2 250]

I killed you, so i am a murderer.

PUM step on lava and died.

[awesomewarrior1 208]

Happened in a dream ^TM

 

PUM is stuck in a blender, in real life.

[Coat 2,280]

Yes.

 

PUM is eating banana.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I turn into a Minion and hunt for another Banana

 

 

I feed Tpbm nothing but bananas for the rest of their life

[awesomewarrior1 208]

DREAM

 

PUM is eatkng a scorpion

[Blue-Flame-Dragon 591]

Can somebody make me understand the logic?

[ThE-KiNg-Of-LeGeNdS 30]

Er... I stop eating it?

 

 

PUM is an M0 surrounded by 5 M4 tanks with drugs

[HAPPSHOT 2,029]

I leave the battle  :P

PUM is surrounded by zombies, its not a dream,and pum is a human

[r_Bangla1 52]

I happened to be inside a @Boeing_787, so I just fly off. No Problem!^TM

 

PUM wakes up on Venus

[Mjro7 2,837]

I Live Cause There Was An Little Oxygen So I Survive 
PUM Stuck On Small Rock and Down To Him There Is Lava 

[Skills.n.Girls 767]

I call Baatmaaan. :D

 

PUM wakes up in the coffin, and the only thing left with him is a straw through which he breaths.

[r_Bangla1 52]

The whole thing happened in a dream, so I was actually safe in my bedroom on my bed. I wake up soon after from this nightmare. No Problem! ^TM

 

PUM is stuck underground in real life

Edited August 26, 2017 by r_Bangla1