[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[AlphaWoIf 2]

Yeah... In a nuclear bunker.

 

PUM is directly shafted by and m3 shaft to his m0 wasp while stationary

[r_Bangla1 52]

He was my teammate, so No Problem!^TM

 

PUM is stuck inside a huge furnace capable of reaching 12 million Kelvin. This is happening in real life, and a three year old is playing with the switch of the furnace.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Fontunatly for me the furnace was not plugged in / had no gas connection / had no propane connection

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Tpbm is forced to go to a Justin Beiber concert and has no way to block the "music" from their ears

[Skills.n.Girls 767]

Good one.  :D

[sarcasm] I kill myself to end it unpainfully. [/sarcasm] Well, I could survive it.  :ph34r:

 

PUM got a connection error while it was going to rain heavily (golds ofc).  :P

[Alfimador 1,403]

i'll reset router no big deal.

 

PUM was shot by a veteran sniper 

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

It was in Call or Duty: Ghosts I respawn with my shotgun and sneak up behind him......

 

 

Tpbm is the sniper I'm sneaking up behind

Edited August 31, 2017 by fordmustang12345

[NamesAreForNoobs 324]

Behind me is a mine, so I'm not worried

 

PUM is drowning in the center of a cubic mile of seaweed under the water  

[TakeAShower 300]

I had a diving suit on :D

 

PUM is in the middle of a Stadium DM with strikers lining the walls, all begining to lock-on

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I leave

[AlphaWoIf 2]

I survive bc he didnt attack me. PUM catches one of those april fools gold boxes that blows u up instead of giving u cry

[Quincie 531]

Lagg I survive and you all die

Person under me has spawned in the middle of a mine circle with radius 10m.

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

I don't move outside of the radius, instead living off of sun-cooked earthworms and fresh morning dew.

 

 

TPBM is under siege by several million diehard Jake Paulers who would gladly give their lives for their Lord and Saviour. What do?

[AlphaWoIf 2]

I am their lord and savior. Thus they give their lives for me.

 

PUM falls off a real cliff with no parachute

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

But I do have one of those Wingsuits on so I glide to safety

 

 

Tpbm has to face the worst attack they can think of cuz I'm to tired to make one. Night

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

I'm really tired as well so the best I can think of is an apple falling on my head. Ouch.

 

TPBM is shot by an amount of supersonic basketballs equivalent to the number of posts they have.

[NamesAreForNoobs 324]

I climb up behind a basketball hoop and hide. 1701 points for this tactic :D

 

PUM has just been catapulted forty metres and their head slams into a killer bee hive.

Edited September 13, 2017 by NamesAreForNoobs

[AlphaWoIf 2]

In a video game. I die, but respawn, and the real me just gets triggered. 

PUM tries to do parkour with mammy firebird m0

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

It was in Old Madness so I succeeded with the help of friends

 

 

Tpbm has their post count amount of full charged shafts painted at them

[Sl0m0_warri0r 129]

I equip sniper protection and quickly evade the attack with my micro-upgraded hornet, and fire 2 warning shots at the snipers, resulting in their retreat.

 

PUM is involved with a large gold rain, but Godmode_ON starts to permanently destroy peoples tanks and their accs and you are the remaining person. You are equipped with wasp m1 and firebird m2.

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

I leave the battle.

 

TPBM is attacked by all the posts in this topic which say "It was a dream".

[AlphaWoIf 2]

but it was a dream.

 

PUM Got Putin angry

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

*gets hit by the lamp*

 

*says "ouch"*

 

*falls down*

 

*gets up*

 

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TPBM is forced to stay up all night looking at whatever horrors /b/ has created in the past week.

[r_trooll15 827]

I am a horror myself so I'm fine.

 

 

TPBM looks into my eyes.

P.S. I am medusa

And you are not a hero, but just a regular person, not in a tank, and not dreaming and no anti-medusa clothes. And you have perfect vision. No closing your eyes either.

Edited September 18, 2017 by r_trooll15

[AlphaWoIf 2]

I have sunglasses on that are for looking at the sun. I am blind if not looking directly at the sun.

 

PUM is Saruman when he dies

 

PS if you dont know what happens look up LOTR Saruman dies