[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[Boeing_787 1,455]

You did that in your dream

 

PUM is flying in an airplane at cruise altitude when suddenly cabin pressure fails and his oxygen mask does not come down for some reason.

[Truthteller 4,204]

Jump off the plane land on water break my legs go to hospital get robot legs and continue life,

You run out of food and you must cook yourself, plus no bread cheese or jam.

Edited June 8, 2017 by Truthteller

[Boeing_787 1,455]

You did not say that I ran out of money, so I just go to a restaurant.

 

PUM is locked in a closed garage with a car that has its engine running. (Carbon monoxide from the exhaust will quickly fill the garage and will eventually kill you without you even noticing that something is wrong)

[teejay_tanker 95]

i dint notice the carbon monoxide emission levels in the garage.. but..... i am a eco-friendly person so i switch off the car anyways.

 

PUM is on a cliff and is having depressing thaughts

[Truthteller 4,204]

I call the boys and crack a cold one

[Boeing_787 1,455]

PUM has been hit by a car at 75mph

[teejay_tanker 95]

I thank god it was a toy car

The PUM is inside a freezer with no way out

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Luckily the person who trapped me accidentally left his hammer inside the freezer, so I use it to break my way out.

 

PUM was touring a top secret museum, and when he was caught by government officials they threw him into a huge Olympic swimming pool full of liquid nitrogen while he was wearing casual clothes. Liquid nitrogen is one of the coldest substances on Earth and can cause severe frostbite (to the point where the affected body part will need an amputation) in seconds if not wearing protective gear. It also will cause death quickly, from tissue damage, hypothermia, and asphyxiation.

Edited June 13, 2017 by Boeing_787

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Luckily I've lived in Canada all my life, so it isn't that big of a deal.

 

 

TPBM is forced to sit down and solve calculus until either their brain explodes or they actually solve a problem.

 

aka. You're dead bwahahaha

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

I call over the boys, crack open a cold one and then we solve the problem together.

[r_iZeus3 3]

Get my squad up real style xD

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

No attack. I live.

 

 

I snipe TPBM with a Barret .50 cal

[Boeing_787 1,455]

You missed the shot.

 

PUM is stuck inside a box that is filling up with lava

[FTW 240]

He was hallucinating 


PBM was shot by AK-47

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

it was in Call of Duty . i respawn and snipe you in the head

 

 

i put TPBM into space without a space suit and thy cannot breath

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I was in space inside the ISS, and suddenly choked on something and couldn't breathe. Fortunately, a fellow astronaut did the Heimlich maneuver on me and saved me. Boom

 

PUM is being chased by a mad American policeman who has 2 rifles, a machine gun, and a fighter jet overhead.

[FTW 240]

I hid under a big lorry so he lost me and went from the other street searching for me

PUM is falling off a tower, And there is lava on the ground

[thebettamaster 1]

I have a grapple gun and was able to latch on to the tower and swing back inside. ^_^

 

PUM is trapped on an tiny island currently unknown to mankind, alone, with a psychopath who happens to have a very sharp spear. And he wants to kill you.  

[FTW 240]

I will pick up a rock and pull it into his head until he dies then I will try to swim until I get some help



PUM has 10 ghosts around him if he stepped a little bit they would kill him instantly.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I call the Ghost Busters and they save me

 

 

I have no idea for an attack so attack ur self

[thebettamaster 1]

I survive my attack because I never intended to kill myself.

 

PUM is drowning in the ocean, and has no way to communicate for help. The water is full of very hungry sharks.

[Tofu 6,773]

I wake up from that horrible nightmare.

 

TPBM is forced to live in a house made of tofu, The Most Wretched Substance In Existence.

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[CabbageRoll 3,018]

I will reuse it to...

 

Attack the person under me using tofu!

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I don't use tofu

 

PUM is stuck inside the top floors of the WTC towers when the airplanes are approaching

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

I type /tphere PUM and i run away with /warp spawn

 

PUM, What now?