The stupidest sight in tanki today

[TheCongoSpider 8,943]

Just a normal day in Siege. 

 

 

Edited April 18, 2023 by TheCongoSpider

[PirateSpider 1,489]

On 4/7/2023 at 4:51 PM, TheCongoSpider said:

just keeps happening. From 4-0 all the way to 6-6. Players just really do not want to win. 

I usually self-destruct if I'm the jug. Either because I'm on mobile and don't have the right settings and feel like i'll be a hindrance to the team as the jug or I just have other things to do than to just be the jug.

 

This is why I so badly want them to add an option to decline the offer of being the jug.

Edited April 18, 2023 by PirateSpider

[DefkwargX 152]

On 4/19/2023 at 2:49 AM, PirateSpider said:

Either because I'm on mobile and don't have the right settings

I'm both a mobile and a pc player and i can tell you that being jug in mobile is one of the easiest things for me because of the increased aim-assist.

[PirateSpider 1,489]

On 4/19/2023 at 7:51 AM, Assasin-TO said:

I'm both a mobile and a pc player and i can tell you that being jug in mobile is one of the easiest things for me because of the increased aim-assist.

Don't lie! You got the autoshoot setting turned on.

[DefkwargX 152]

On 4/19/2023 at 7:16 PM, PirateSpider said:

Don't lie! You got the autoshoot setting turned on.

No, dude, wth. As an xp/bp player, I pre-shoot while in cover and peek to shoot when i use terminator and auto-shooting doesn't help me much. It is a fact that the mobile version has an increased aim-assist and that the tanks are much lighter in it. So, no, I don't use autoshoot bc I wouldn't let a bot play for me lol.

[PirateSpider 1,489]

On 4/19/2023 at 8:38 AM, Assasin-TO said:

No, dude, wth.

Relax, it was a joke.

[DefkwargX 152]

On 4/19/2023 at 7:54 PM, PirateSpider said:

Relax, it was a joke.

Yea ik cuz of the exclamation mark. Am just disgusted at people who use autoshoot lol. You ain't playing. An ai is basically playing for you smh.

[PirateSpider 1,489]

Went to play tanki on my laptop, but MM kept putting me in remaster maps. Since my laptop cannot handle them, I have to keep leaving.

[CaptainKiller 67]

Finding a Master Sergeant playing against (Average) Brigadiors in MM battles.

[x_Sorinel_x 552]

The stupidest sight in tanki today ?

Campers. Stupid campers. All battles, all game modes full of stupid campers. My team ahead with 2 flags; both my team and enemy team camping like stupids. Starting a CTF battle; in first 2 minutes, enemy team got 3 players that just put 999999 mines. This is Camper Online right now...

[Bowser448 321]

You see, scorpion is the main turret I see players camp with nowadays. I think players have the impression that scorpion is the best turret because it is the hardest to unlock (epic rarity from a container). I find this a frustrating feature of the game because it deteriorates how people think of turrets like firebird, freeze, twins, etc. When I was in the lower ranks of the game, I would use shaft and magnum a lot up until major rank where I bought M2 and I then used it a lot. In fact, if you look at my profile, firebird is the turret that I use the most in this game. The point is that shaft and magnum are stronger turrets and also good for camping and increasing KD, so more people use them. I stopped caring about KD because it becomes more of a burden and I play just to relax. I stick to twins, firebird, and freeze anyways. Different story on my second account though. I use shaft because I have healing emitters and that augment is awesome!

[alkyng 3,080]

I was having some lags last days, I wasn't sure about the issue I thought due to the many windows I open. Lastly after I visited the settings I noticed I have all the options turned-ON due to the last photshoot I have done before a days!

Probably because of the pale playing environment with HTML5, I didn't noticed I have all of the settings ON except when I have visited the settings. You don't know how sexy it was with Flash to turn everything ON.

[paul16135 120]

I have noticed words in this thread that are now banned in team chat.

[Devastate 108]

anyone with "juggernaut" in their name or clan tag who mysteriously gets jug at beginning of battle and then never attack the enemy and trolls you. Including but not limited to the entire clans of Honor, TeaMo, and JGR.

Edited October 24, 2023 by bozo88
typo, of to or

[PirateSpider 1,489]

Someone on discord replied to me with the message of:

"pls don't tell me you're one of those people who brainlessly hates on the tanki devs 24/7"

 Got this after I spoke my mind about the upcoming containers to keys conversion.

[zeringo 116]

On 4/5/2023 at 2:12 PM, Jeers4U said:

 

My personal favorite is the assault game where no one brings flags and the other team has k/d ratios of 5+

Love.

It.

So.

Much.

That is the best part of the game!

[PirateSpider 1,489]

The enemy team was spawn camping us in a bridges jug battle. So when I became the jug I decided to hide behind a building in one of their corners and returned the favor.

It was petty but they deserved it.

[Devastate 108]

Being called a mult for having only 100 points with a gs of 6500 in a highways TJGR round that we lost 0-6 by a magnum viking that never left our base and his friend. (34100 and Spank)

[Gabe2607 215]

The one thing I learned is that the stupidest sight in Tanki today, will be nothing compared to what we are going to see tomorrow.

[Jeers4U 666]

On 4/23/2024 at 6:12 PM, Gabe2607 said:

The one thing I learned is that the stupidest sight in Tanki today, will be nothing compared to what we are going to see tomorrow.

lol.

Again, sadly I agree.

[Jeers4U 666]

Staying true to the title of this thread, I present to you:

 

Wait... I stand corrected:

 

 

Edited April 26, 2024 by Jeers4U

[Tekken 374]

@Jeers4U  Maybe you should play with brutus drone, seeing you play with saboteur (which is very likely not even upgraded) is one big mistake why you suffer so much in battles 

Upgrade brutus to lvl 20 and play with it unless you have other drone on lvl 20.    Tanki should put more emhasis into using brutus drone and level him up. 

[Jeers4U 666]

On 4/26/2024 at 3:30 PM, Tekken8 said:

@Jeers4U  Maybe you should play with brutus drone, seeing you play with saboteur (which is very likely not even upgraded) is one big mistake why you suffer so much in battles 

Upgrade brutus to lvl 20 and play with it unless you have other drone on lvl 20.    Tanki should put more emhasis into using brutus drone and level him up. 

It is upgraded.

However, there is no drone that will make my tank competitive with other tanks who have 2 and 3 times the GS I do.

[Tekken 374]

On 4/27/2024 at 1:58 PM, Jeers4U said:

It is upgraded.

However, there is no drone that will make my tank competitive with other tanks who have 2 and 3 times the GS I do.

how can you have 3700 GS with fully upgraded saboteur?? You either have saboteur lvl 20. and your equipment is not fully upgraded for your rank or you are lying. Full upgraded drone give 2733 GS alone (other than brutus) So you want to tell me that your turret and hull only gives you 1K gs together? I have alt acount and yes MM is unfair but most of the time I can have decent game even without augments etc.. Yes if someone with 8K GS with OP augment enters battle then I cant kill him either but match like you posted is pretty common for your rank.  You should have at least 5K gs at this point so you are doing something wrong. I have 4800 GS at warrant officer 5 (with brutus) and 5800 with full upgraded defender. So maybe you would be a lot more competitive if you upgraded your equip   

[Jeers4U 666]

On 4/27/2024 at 6:08 PM, Tekken8 said:

how can you have 3700 GS with fully upgraded saboteur?? You either have saboteur lvl 20. and your equipment is not fully upgraded for your rank or you are lying.

I never said fully upgraded. I said upgraded.

 

And if you think a fully upgraded saboteur in this match actually has a chance against 5-8k GS tanks, I'm not sure what to tell you, LOL!!

 

You'll have to post a link to the crystal-tree you are able to find all these crystals raining down from above...

My useless rewards containers typically look like this:

and

 

As far as the other 'epic' or 'super awesome' or 'mega total fabulousness' containers, I just get more of the same... 300 speed boosts, for example.

 

 

On 4/27/2024 at 6:08 PM, Tekken8 said:

I have alt acount and yes MM is unfair but most of the time I can have decent game even without augments etc..

The number of games I leave vs stay and play for any length of time is at least 5:1.

Tanki is designed for imbalanced games. The 'decent' games are few and far between--and even some of those games get the 6-8kGS tanks added to the enemy half way through the match and I sometimes leave those as well.

 

On 4/27/2024 at 6:08 PM, Tekken8 said:

Yes if someone with 8K GS with OP augment enters battle then I cant kill him either but match like you posted is pretty common for your rank.

And it is for that reason that I feel my picture was the stupidest sight I saw in tanki yesterday.

Being put in a match with that much inequity.

 

On 4/27/2024 at 6:08 PM, Tekken8 said:

You should have at least 5K gs at this point so you are doing something wrong. I have 4800 GS at warrant officer 5 (with brutus) and 5800 with full upgraded defender. So maybe you would be a lot more competitive if you upgraded your equip   

I'd love upgrade my tank to reach that magical 4800gs you claim, but--for example--here are my vast choices of protection...

 

Also, I'd love a better choice than just these 'tokens of loserness':

 

So while I appreciate all the assumptions you've made about my abilities and competencies, none of that works when you get one-shotted from an aim-assist rail from the other side of the arena.

If you've made it to the end, thank you for reading. I added lots of pictures (for others).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 27, 2024 by Jeers4U