If you had your own country, what would be rule number one?

[Legacy 754]

Death penalty for Fortnite dancers

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Always make sure that something good comes out of your day

[u812ic 1,629]

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Make it a good one. 

[GorgoBlesk 831]

1. President is the real supreme commander of army, his rank is Marshal

2. President has 4 partial vetoes, each one is weaker than the previous

3. Half of the ministers are chosen by the coalition, half by the opposition

4. People can force early elections via referendum, army helps them if the government refuses to fall

[AncientFire 1,894]

pOtATOeS wOULd bE tHe oNLy fOOd yOU cAn eAt

[Ishrak 932]

1. No harassment towards the potatoes of the country. Any kind of harassment towards potatoes will result in a minimum of 133 years and 7 months in jail. 

 

pOtATOeS wOULd bE tHe oNLy fOOd yOU cAn eAt

2. Ban any kind of sarim2345_the_master from entering Potatoland.  :unsure:

Edited March 12, 2019 by Ishrak

[Hex 11,520]

pOtATOeS wOULd bE tHe oNLy fOOd yOU cAn eAt

Too much starch!

[r_Given6 859]

Dictatorship is absolutely allowed.

 

 

Any aspiring or qualified engineer can build a ship out of old Dictator hulls. Contact your nearest junk dealer.

 

 

All rights will be respected.

 

 

So will the lefts.

 

 

Pants are forbidden.

 

 

Only sighs are allowed.

 

[P_O_T_A_T_O 136]

pOtATOeS wOULd bE tHe oNLy fOOd yOU cAn eAt

it would be a terrible place for me to live in !  :(

Edited March 24, 2019 by P_O_T_A_T_O

[AncientFire 1,894]

it would be a terrible place for me to live in !  :(

rip u

 

rest in potatoes ))

[snipe3000 678]

Dabbing would be illegal

Except for the Wizard Dab Emote in Clash Royale.

 

But yeah, I would agree with that.

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Reporter citizens only.

[TankiNoob2000 231]

I shall DELETE those who don't watch NFL or WWE

[Viking4s 10,791]

Rename NFL into Fake Football League

[r_Given6 859]

Rabbit citizens only.

[Coat 2,280]

The word Destrod shall replace every known word in the English dictiona..err, I mean,

Destrod Destrod Destrod Destrod Destrod.

Like a pokemon's language?

I mean pikachu just said pika pika again n again and Ash understood him

26 Aug 2018 :O

[Sling 11]

Free speech.

[Benefactor 6,888]

The world has changed dramatically since this topic was put out there. Looks like the priority is a pandemic plan along with advancement in medicine. It would keep the economy in place.

[TaTa3 23]

Rule num 1 will be .. : 

1- If you commit suicide, you will go to prison. 

Jk 

Rule num 1 : Respect others.

[Atomic_Tanker 249]

I would make it law that parents should allow children a minimum of  3 hours of  gaming daily. Not following this law will lead to parents being force-fed broccoli and asparagus for the rest of their lives hahahaha xD

[FogOfWar_XXX 793]

Hear ye, hear ye,

By decree of the king (that would be me), I hereby by banish any and all snowflake culture.  Thou shalt not be butt hurt by mild insults, stereotypical portrayals that hold a modicum of truth, and ye shall receive any and all truths described of thine self, painful as they maybe, without complaint, when proffered in a manner that lacks excess simplly for the sake of it.  To snowflake in public is grounds for punishment, and multiple offenses are punishable by death.

Also, the king demands that all subjects be familiar with the works of Richard Pryor, Cheech and Chong, Eddie Murphy, Carlos Mencia, and Bill Cosby (yes! Bill Cosby, he was funny, in spite of his short comings, and there is no reason to deny that.  He is paying the price of his actions, can't take away what is right fully his...... What  Do I hear the musings of snowflakiness?  Guards, arrest this dweeb, 50 lashings to the back of his legs)  Oh, and if you have time Andrew Dice Clay, though his is of a sometimes baser and less amusing style.

[HichigoShiiro 4,378]

free cereal and milk for everyone

 

people who dont heat up milk before putting it in cereal will get guillotined

 

people who put milk before cereal will eat it while sitting on electric char 

[HichigoShiiro 4,378]

On 9/11/2020 at 10:56 AM, Adriel.RB said:

guess ill go to the electric chair

omg how could you put milk before cereal????

[Viking4s 10,791]

Appoint @Adriel.RB at the head of the Ministry of Sound

Edited September 12, 2020 by Viking4s