Touching Grass is Overrated- Still No Girlfriend

[Destrod 2,634]

Just coming out of my forum hiatus to share some hard learned wisdom for y'all; getting girlfriend has nothing to do with quitting Tanki, the damage has already been done. All those hours spent watching tank go brrrrr and then flag has been taken and opponent has captured flag and then flag taken captured taken returned taken captured loop of flagception makes it near impossible to notice red flag in woman and you are become the very big idiots. How am recover from this? Must return to site of crime. 

Anyone who is Legend rank or above and has the girlfren, can share some tip on how to get back years of social development wasted watching railgun go pew?

[NikmanGT 4,362]

On 12/24/2024 at 2:53 AM, Destrod said:

Anyone who is Legend rank or above and has the girlfren,

This is all a myth

[Venerable 2,967]

u can try befriending a christmas tree

it won't judge you, nudge you, nag you, hate you, etc. just unconditional love.

maybe then u can have real grillfried.

[JustBlackWolf 875]

Be careful not to get an AI girlfriend.

[Destrod 2,634]

On 12/26/2024 at 11:50 AM, Venerable said:

u can try befriending a christmas tree

it won't judge you, nudge you, nag you, hate you, etc. just unconditional love.

maybe then u can have real grillfried.

Oakay I will try that. But I think the intimate become very awkward no? I do phush phush perfume and the white cream to look moistureful but Christmas tree want dry love and the hang decoration obstruct the passions

[Destrod 2,634]

On 12/26/2024 at 12:32 PM, JustBlackWolf said:

Be careful not to get an AI girlfriend.

It's looking more and more likely at this point tbh.

[Merovingian 656]

The dangers of playing Tanki:
- lose your girlfriend (if you had one in the firsts place)
- stay single 
- use the word "noob" too many time IRL
- destroy many keyboard
- become addictive (quite the game several times but relapse as many time)
- make friends...

[PirateSpider 1,489]

On 1/11/2025 at 4:29 AM, Merovingian said:

The dangers of playing Tanki:
- lose your girlfriend (if you had one in the firsts place)
- stay single 
- use the word "noob" too many time IRL
- destroy many keyboard
- become addictive (quite the game several times but relapse as many time)
- make friends...

Thats just the free to play benefits.

 

The premium benefits which are at a low price of only $49.95, includes the following:

- a toxic personality.

- being 300 pounds overweight IRL.

- Missing out of life outside of tanki.

- jobless.

- no money in their 30's, so they get to ask parents for their credit cards.

- life revolves around tanki.

- dont even have a clue what their bedroom floor looks like.

- brain turn to mush.

-even if they don't enjoy the game anymore, they still stay because they don't know when to quit.

- the first step out of the house is their exercise for the year.

 

And many many more.