Yeah, nicely done. Put that effort into your... "art", now.

Oh dear, micah. But have fun with this.

So firstly, hithere was accepted even with the bad layout, "step1", bad grammar, and the slang? Or at least ask him to clean it up a little before publishing...

You don't care about grammar and slang? Since English is not your first language either, you won't understand that "slang" is very unprofessional, especially in the "official" newspaper. E.g. "Every single battle I see countless people going for the flag and they always fail." This isn't what you'd expect in a newspaper article - this is more like something you'd say to a friend.

Masters, I am to discourse wonders. But ask me not what, for if I tell you, I am no true Athenian. I will tell you everything, right as it fell out!

You didn't really have to make a topic about it stopping...

Nice, but could have been some more opinions.

Wasp M2 I guess.

This could work.

Being very strict, no it isn't, but if someone asked me in an interview I'd say yes.

Oh yes - scones. And especially from the west, "Have you met the Queen?"...

Please stop making these topics.

Raphael... Don't they have betting age limits where you are?

Well, I'm British... Posh accents, tea (which is nice!), red buses and telephone boxes...

Nice.

Nice.

Paragraphs?????

I guess I could get Wasp M2...

The thing is, you've made loads of spelling errors. There's one in the Killerz Team topic, and you've written "Master of Desaster" instead of "Disaster".

Your nickname is your full name - and here you've given your age and where you live. Not very internet smart, are you?

I had Kaspersky before. Norton was cheaper, and I don't want to spend too much money on this piece of metal.

What shut down?

That new Skype has too many bugs.

What's the point of that? Anyway, constantly getting messages from Norton saying "High memory usage: Chrome", when I'm not actually doing anything "memory-consuming" (i.e. playing). I don't see how other open programs can add to this, so...?

Story with a cliffhanger?