I take showers, with the only music being the sound of my lovely, beautiful harsh, off-key voice! :wub:

My ultimate goal.........rank up to Captain :P But honestly, I have about 10 alts, and want to get them all to generalissimo, and start my own self-m3-clan. But you didn't hear that from me :ph34r:

Devs don't listen and never visit this forum. Tanki is losing out, going broke, and will soon require the blood of infants to survive.

Notable troll. It's a wonder Hazel hasn't sent this one to the Void of Infinite Lags yet.

We all can't have Tanki Online the way we want it. If that were the case the game would be a huge mess. We would never move forward. So yes, I like Tanki as it is, even though some features still need to be tweaked (like the early end system, the battle filters, PRO battles, etc etc)

In some situations a "flipping the bird" emotion is 100% necessary.

I would LOVE this. Having chat bubbles over a tank as it speaks would be much more immersive than a simple log of messages at the bottom of the screen. And like you said, it would capture the emotion of gameplay much more realistically. Hazel you are a genius. Hazel really needs to come and see your post.

It would be way too one sided. Even 1 m4 combo could take out 20 m1s without breaking a sweat. What you're trying to set up here is a slaughterhouse.

I just noticed Farm is missing on the battle list. Why is this so? I thought it was pretty popular with Generalissimos.

What more could they possibly remove from the game?

Hazel usually you are a cool and agreeable person, but in this topic you've shown to be just the opposite. Did you, as a community leader, bother to address any of his points before making that snobby child-like reply? My guess would be not.

You must be mistaken. There is only a sale on micro-upgrades and their speed ups.

Because every other day is men's day :lol:

If you buy both the 50% pass and the 100% pass, will you have a 150% score increase? Or only the largest (100%)? If the second is the case, then it's a major waste of crystals <_<

I wish I had more upvotes to give to this post. To the people who are complaining about this update, mostly Hornet and Wasp users, it won't be THAT hard to adapt to a bit of an HP increase. So it will take 1 more hit to kill a Viking. To be honest, Viking was pretty lacking in that department anyways. Diversity will rightfully go up. And if you can't adapt, as a Hornet/Wasp user, then I say, buy a heavier hull! Mammoth M1 is only 3000 crystals :lol:

When you drive up to a tank much smaller than you, and they get scared and put on a double power and kill you :mellow: It's like, what is the point of that...I'll just come right back and kill you again. What a waste of crystals (unless it was a daily bonus....still a waste :P )

After playing a grueling 60 minutes battle, where at times it all seemed bleak, you somehow manage to come out a winner, several thousand crystals richer. You can't beat that feeling :wub: Especially if you took a gold box or two along the way. Ranking up. (Haven't done that in a while :lol: ) Also, getting to the top of the wall in Silence. First time I ever did that I felt like king of the world!!

Probably not, the deadline passed a while ago. :(

Glary Utilities is 100x better. It can run a deep clean of your registry, and your caches. Good thing is you don't even need to buy PRO version to get the good features, they are already there. :) I'd also recommend CCleaner if you want a fast delete of your temp files and caches.

How could I forget the hackers?! Isidas with infinite ranges, fly hackers, instant flag captures, invisible tanks, all rampant during 2011-2012, when the anti-cheat system started to kick in. Today the worst hackers you have are the fly hackers, but those are just Railgun bait. :lol: Another reason why I do not miss the old days. Sure it's fun to remember all the good times you had, but people tend to forget that bad occurrences like hackers and druggers were much much more common.

You may not believe me because of my rank. But I was here in 2011-2012, before the Rebalance, before any of those nasty economic changes. Let me tell you, back then it was even harder to get by than it is today. You enter a battle, you have at least half the enemy team with full drugs (all 3 on). You have Warrant Officer 5 with full M3 equipment + paint. When Shaft came out? Hahaha, good luck getting by in Silence with an enemy team of even 2 Shafts. Battle fund was still as scarce as it is today, everything was just divided by 10. Losers got nothing. Buyers with M3 won nearly 100% of the fund. Today, it is much more fair for the common players. Fund is distributed evenly. Druggers powers have been slashed. Shaft is no longer scary. Buyers are still common, but impossible now for them to be any more powerful than a focused and financially-strategic player could be. So no, I do not miss the old days. Except for the graphics. I miss the old blue Firebird.

They actually are :) Watch the latest vlog to learn more.

Confirmed, it's black and blue. And it's impossible for me to see it any other way. How are you all seeing it as white and gold? That is clearly blue!!!

1. Nitro will soon be able to boost turret turning speed. 2. Medium and heavy hulls will get a slight increase in HP. 3. There will soon be 3 different types of experience passes, which will be a lot cheaper than the current 1.