Lake

Chinese Army. Chinese Army vs. Japanese Army

Saltons

Smells like a bomb.

Banned because I was, in fact, talking to the original nuclearbom. :P

...And then it reappeared on a distant forum...

Wish granted, but as soon as you get it, it slips straight out of your hands and smashes on the floor. Horrified, you look down at it and faint. I wish for hands.

Smells like a tongue.

I sue you for using an unofficial Trademark, so now I am the King* *Under no circumstances should anyone try to overthrow the current almighty King of this virtual hill, as it will result in nasty consequences in the form of various different curses, such as the glue-you curse which can stick you to the very bottom of the hill, preventing you from trying anything that could result in further punishment. Thank you for your understanding. Have a nice day, but please do keep in mind, we're watching you...

Too late. Banned for using an exclamation mark.

Noob.

Thought I'd remind you that you haven't got a gun and he has. SilentShadow - 2, TheShadowDragon - 0

Stop copying & pasting.

I get an A on a new subject called 'Stupidity' that they really should introduce to some other people besides me.

Rail. A bad gun.

Wish granted, but a three-year-old has drawn all over it with a giant red crayon. I wish for a giant red crayon.

Banned for droning on about your amazing invisible font and how you will someday rule the world with it.

Should have been 'Windows' vs. Coke, but Coke won anyway... Coffee Coffee vs. Tea

But I break out of jail and assassinate the entire FBI (which means you can't use them again, just so you know) so I am the King.

Smells like a metal water fountain.

Hornet is way better than Dictator once you got the crystals and rank.

You are sleeping when suddenly a bull wakes you up and headbutts you in the face. You start to grow horns and the bull shakes something in your eyes and they become red as you scream in pain. But, before you know it, you yourself are a bull. My other fear is computers (so not true...).

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I am storngest because I can easily read invisible font by highlighting it, making the invisible... visible.