Smells like antipasto

Cheeks

I am the King because FBI left. Oh yeah!

I have to go now, so you are the King for now, but I will be back (in about half an hour, so sooner than you would have thought)...

Him

I complain to the Tanki staff about this and I receive the next day a wonderful gift: infinite supplies. I log in and find FederalBureauFBI and start pwning him with double everything. I am now the (rightful) King.

Banned for using a number.

Halls

...releases DanTheTank's new forum game, Gold Box, which he recommends you try when he...

(I) Tells (of you)

...epic facepalm which led to the...

Wish granted, but Tanki Online bans you for hacking into DanTheTank's account and calling everyone a troll-faced lunatic. I wish for a troll.

Copy it into Word and find out what it says...

I am weaker Ignore the above. I am stronger.

I place a mine disguised as a whoopee cusion underneath the dude with the dark hair who deflected the fart and he rolls straight over it for a joke. Boom.

I thought you'd be mean like that. You see a UFO but it's just an Unidentified Flying Olive, nothing exciting, so you walk back home, disappointed. I wish for a home to walk back to.

Banned for being non-human. And by non-human I mean... TROLLFACE.

Ouch.

What a noob, he can't even read the title of this game. I ban you for being mean to orange.

Smells like default... (Which smells real bad, but I have to use it now, apparently...)

LIKE A PRO.

Wish granted, but soon it was called round his friend's house for tea, the friend's name being 'that'... I wish for a friend.

Balls

Him

...remind MisterG that he did not follow the story, so MisterG...